OMG, thank u so much! This is great, flame # 2! I do though, resent you
calling us white trash, since only half of us are white, and the half that
isn't doesn't exactly like the expression. As for coming back to review,
thanx a lot, but I thought you wanted your time back, doesn't the coming to
waste more time negate the wanting it back in the first place? I wouldn't
know, since my brain isn't very developed. I think you can teach us a lot,
and I appreciate you coming back, but I do ask you to refrain from
insulting our races or backgrounds, please stick to our writing. I still
don't think you have friends, or that you love life, but that is beyond the
point. Thanx 4 the help. P.S. we knew you were a high-born white person
(though we thought you were a guy) and that you are most likely spoiled and
living in a bubble (that was the last of mine, or my co-writer's 'disses'
to anything you might consider personal). Do you vacation in France every
year? Two more, do you watch the world cup? And, do upper-class Americans
rule the world? And tell the COW thing 2 Mr. Horgan.
As for the rest of you, way to not review! You've broken our hearts, THEY BLEED BECAUSE OF YOU!
"Wow Ron," said Kate, "I didn't believe it when they said you could touch peoples souls when you sang that song, and I still don't, but since I don't have a soul, maybe I shouldn't be commenting"
"What? You missed my performance at Karaoke night?" Ron said, shocked
"Well I once saw a tree that was so tall, it had snow on the top, LIKE A MOUNTAIN!" Said Helena
"No, no Helena…anyway" everyone (Except Helena, duh) said in unison.
"No, I didn't, remember? I passed out when I saw Mr. Kenney pouring Hawaiian Punch into the Unsinkable Molly River!"
"Oh yeah!"
"O yeah, it was snowing outside!" Helena said excitedly
"No, no Helena, No." Everyone except Helena and Harry said.
"Harry? Are you ok? I mean, you didn't even join in mocking Helena!"
"Mmm, pie!"
"Well, think about it, it's not really her fault her mind works that way!" Harry attempted to justify his actions. Everyone looked at him, totally conffuzed (Even Helena). There was a long, awkward period of silence.
"Hen, why did u take father bear's pie? Twas not kind, especially since it was cherry, his favorite!" Helena said, breaking the uncomfortable stillness.
"N0 Hele-" Kate, Emma and Draco started to say, but Ron interrupted them:
"Stop, I don't think I can take the weirdness that is Harry not joining in again."
"Point taken." Draco, Emma and Kate said, in unity, again
"I know I'm the abnormal here and all," Helena said, before she stopped and thought about what she said, "well, the most abnormal," she said, before stopping again, "well ok, we're all totally strange people… but since we're all weird people, and I fit into the 'all' category: I'm a strange little radish. Anyway, I do have a point; I hate to be the one to point this out, but the 'speaking in unity' thing as freaking the heebie-jeebies out of me." Helena said
"Right" Everyone (Except Helena) agreed AT THE SAME TIME!
" MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT END!" Helena screamed in an 'ok, she deserves to be in an asylum' kind of way.
"Man you deserve to be in an asylum," Draco said
"I know, we trained very hard to get here, Emma, as queen of 'What the flibbertigibbet? 's taught me everything she knows!" Helena said, almost admiringly, "Anyway, I say we all get back to Ron's punishments, I mean, he did break rule #1."
"Right, lets do it then!" Ron said, bravely.
"Okie, lets take out 'The list that lists 'THE TITANIC CLUB LOSE-YOUR-MOVIE- AND-YOU-EITHER-DIE-OR-DO-THESE-THINGS-TORTURE!' things'!" Emma said, importantly.
"Ooo! Skip to number 14, skip to number 14!" Kate yelled!
"What's number 14?" Draco asked, Emma, Kate, Helena and Ron gasped!
"How dare you break the 'don't ask what thing corresponds with that number until you're at that number' rule!" Ron said, "AND WHY DIDN'T YOU GASP HARRY?"
"Guys, I think Harry's lost his…emotional shallowness!"
"What?" Emma asked, "DUDE, THAT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!"
"See, I was going to say emotional depth, but that doesn't work, since our emotions are all worn on our sleeves and you don't really have to look deep into them, so I said shallowness, since Harry, now that we can't read his emotions easily is emotionally deep, he lost his emotional shallowness." Helena explained
"Dude that made so much sense I'm afraid to be me." Emma said.
"Anyway, now that you people are done talking about Harry as if he wasn't there, I believe that you will find Harry is this way because Harry knocked up the woman of his dreams, and now some gay evil dude is trying to be evil and take her away saying he loves her more then Harry does, when he doesn't, I do." Harry said with an emotionless tone, his face still looking totally anesthetized emotionally.
"That made so much sense I'm afraid to be me." Ron said
"Harry? I think you've gone over to the bad place." Helena said
"He's gone off his rocker!" Kate shouted.
"Ok Harry, if you don't jump out of that, we won't be able to move on in Ron's punishment, and if that happens, we'll never be able to get to number 14." Helena said to him, slowly. Harry immediately jumped out of his trance,
"Okay, so where's that list?"
"I have it!" screamed Kate.
"It's Ok Kate, we all have ears. No need for screaming, now" Helena says calmly.
"So, can you give the list to us?" queried Ron.
"Did I have a crush on Will? Of course not!" randomly said Helena.
"Um....I didn't ask you that."
Okay, carry on."
Suddenly, Draco lept up in the air. He jumps over to Kate, who has the sacred list in her hand. Kate bends back (think "Matrix" style) but unfortunalty, has a little problem with her balance and falls over. Draco takes the list, and runs out the door, screaming " Ding dong, the witch is dead, I'm a bag of striiiiiiiiiiiiiing cheeeeeeeeese!"
"We better go after him, or Ron will permanently be held in contempt by the Titanic Gods" Harry quickly. They all began to run out the door, but then...
Do you really want to know?
Are you sure?
Because if you don't, you can just leave right now.
God, you must really like this story to be reading this.
Or maybe you're just scrolling down, like I would do.
To get to the rest of the story, you must do theses things three.
Damn, I can't think of anything.
O fine, here's the rest.
Draco calmly walks back into the room. "I went to get some cough drops from the store. I noticed you were out."
"Thanks" responded Emma. "That's very nice. BUT WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE SACRED LIST WITH YOU?"
"I thought it would make things interesting" answered Draco, popping another cough drop into his mouth. "Yum, overdosing on medicine is fun."
"OK" said Helena, ignoring Draco. "Time for punishment number one...."
As for the rest of you, way to not review! You've broken our hearts, THEY BLEED BECAUSE OF YOU!
"Wow Ron," said Kate, "I didn't believe it when they said you could touch peoples souls when you sang that song, and I still don't, but since I don't have a soul, maybe I shouldn't be commenting"
"What? You missed my performance at Karaoke night?" Ron said, shocked
"Well I once saw a tree that was so tall, it had snow on the top, LIKE A MOUNTAIN!" Said Helena
"No, no Helena…anyway" everyone (Except Helena, duh) said in unison.
"No, I didn't, remember? I passed out when I saw Mr. Kenney pouring Hawaiian Punch into the Unsinkable Molly River!"
"Oh yeah!"
"O yeah, it was snowing outside!" Helena said excitedly
"No, no Helena, No." Everyone except Helena and Harry said.
"Harry? Are you ok? I mean, you didn't even join in mocking Helena!"
"Mmm, pie!"
"Well, think about it, it's not really her fault her mind works that way!" Harry attempted to justify his actions. Everyone looked at him, totally conffuzed (Even Helena). There was a long, awkward period of silence.
"Hen, why did u take father bear's pie? Twas not kind, especially since it was cherry, his favorite!" Helena said, breaking the uncomfortable stillness.
"N0 Hele-" Kate, Emma and Draco started to say, but Ron interrupted them:
"Stop, I don't think I can take the weirdness that is Harry not joining in again."
"Point taken." Draco, Emma and Kate said, in unity, again
"I know I'm the abnormal here and all," Helena said, before she stopped and thought about what she said, "well, the most abnormal," she said, before stopping again, "well ok, we're all totally strange people… but since we're all weird people, and I fit into the 'all' category: I'm a strange little radish. Anyway, I do have a point; I hate to be the one to point this out, but the 'speaking in unity' thing as freaking the heebie-jeebies out of me." Helena said
"Right" Everyone (Except Helena) agreed AT THE SAME TIME!
" MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT END!" Helena screamed in an 'ok, she deserves to be in an asylum' kind of way.
"Man you deserve to be in an asylum," Draco said
"I know, we trained very hard to get here, Emma, as queen of 'What the flibbertigibbet? 's taught me everything she knows!" Helena said, almost admiringly, "Anyway, I say we all get back to Ron's punishments, I mean, he did break rule #1."
"Right, lets do it then!" Ron said, bravely.
"Okie, lets take out 'The list that lists 'THE TITANIC CLUB LOSE-YOUR-MOVIE- AND-YOU-EITHER-DIE-OR-DO-THESE-THINGS-TORTURE!' things'!" Emma said, importantly.
"Ooo! Skip to number 14, skip to number 14!" Kate yelled!
"What's number 14?" Draco asked, Emma, Kate, Helena and Ron gasped!
"How dare you break the 'don't ask what thing corresponds with that number until you're at that number' rule!" Ron said, "AND WHY DIDN'T YOU GASP HARRY?"
"Guys, I think Harry's lost his…emotional shallowness!"
"What?" Emma asked, "DUDE, THAT DIDN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!"
"See, I was going to say emotional depth, but that doesn't work, since our emotions are all worn on our sleeves and you don't really have to look deep into them, so I said shallowness, since Harry, now that we can't read his emotions easily is emotionally deep, he lost his emotional shallowness." Helena explained
"Dude that made so much sense I'm afraid to be me." Emma said.
"Anyway, now that you people are done talking about Harry as if he wasn't there, I believe that you will find Harry is this way because Harry knocked up the woman of his dreams, and now some gay evil dude is trying to be evil and take her away saying he loves her more then Harry does, when he doesn't, I do." Harry said with an emotionless tone, his face still looking totally anesthetized emotionally.
"That made so much sense I'm afraid to be me." Ron said
"Harry? I think you've gone over to the bad place." Helena said
"He's gone off his rocker!" Kate shouted.
"Ok Harry, if you don't jump out of that, we won't be able to move on in Ron's punishment, and if that happens, we'll never be able to get to number 14." Helena said to him, slowly. Harry immediately jumped out of his trance,
"Okay, so where's that list?"
"I have it!" screamed Kate.
"It's Ok Kate, we all have ears. No need for screaming, now" Helena says calmly.
"So, can you give the list to us?" queried Ron.
"Did I have a crush on Will? Of course not!" randomly said Helena.
"Um....I didn't ask you that."
Okay, carry on."
Suddenly, Draco lept up in the air. He jumps over to Kate, who has the sacred list in her hand. Kate bends back (think "Matrix" style) but unfortunalty, has a little problem with her balance and falls over. Draco takes the list, and runs out the door, screaming " Ding dong, the witch is dead, I'm a bag of striiiiiiiiiiiiiing cheeeeeeeeese!"
"We better go after him, or Ron will permanently be held in contempt by the Titanic Gods" Harry quickly. They all began to run out the door, but then...
Do you really want to know?
Are you sure?
Because if you don't, you can just leave right now.
God, you must really like this story to be reading this.
Or maybe you're just scrolling down, like I would do.
To get to the rest of the story, you must do theses things three.
Damn, I can't think of anything.
O fine, here's the rest.
Draco calmly walks back into the room. "I went to get some cough drops from the store. I noticed you were out."
"Thanks" responded Emma. "That's very nice. BUT WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO TAKE THE SACRED LIST WITH YOU?"
"I thought it would make things interesting" answered Draco, popping another cough drop into his mouth. "Yum, overdosing on medicine is fun."
"OK" said Helena, ignoring Draco. "Time for punishment number one...."