"Now I have the power, I will kill all the crocodile, and the snakes too,
ALL OF THEM, ALL OF THEM!"
Suddenly Draco runs back into the room and frantically looks around. He spotted the cough drops in Steve's hand, narrowing his eyes he pounced Steve (or is that even his real name? From now on, to eliminate any doubt, we shall call him the guy, formally known as Steve, the crocodile hunter), knocking him to the ground.
Just then Allie Hewitt walked in, smiling cheerfully and humming 'A whole new world' from Aladdin. Allie waved at Draco and the guy, formally known as Steve, the crocodile hunter and then motioned for Helena, Emma, Harry and Ron to come back into the room.
Once every one was back in the room, Allie broke into song:
"I can show you the world, shinning, shimmering, splendid! Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?"
She was singing, you know, the whole song saying to some type of rhythm thing. But suddenly, the guy, formally known as Steve, the crocodile hunter, interrupted her,
"Um, what are you doing here? THIS WAS MY MOMENT, MINE! YOU STOLE IT!"
"oh, shutup," Allie responded quickly, "Nobody likes you, you're fat and I'm so much better, but I am here for a reason, I claim partial credit for your use in this fic, so HA!" and with that, she left.
"ITS NOT FAIR!" Steve bellowed, "WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!"
"Um. . . Try to take over the world?" Harry ventured, uncertainly
"But that wasn't my fault!" The man formally known as Steve insisted.
"The man does have a point," said Ron, "It's the peer pressure, everybody's doing the world domination thing these days."
"If every one was jumping off bridges, would you?" Helena asked
"Yeah I did that once. . . don't you remember?" Ron said matter-of-factly
"I do!" Harry said, they all turned to face him. "I was the one who started it." He grinned shyly.
"Well, my work here is done." Said the man formally known as Steve
"What? What work?" Everyone said in unison.
"NO! NOT THIS AGAIN!" Said Helena, "TALK SEPERATLY GODDAMMIT!"
"Right," said the man formally known as Steve, no, I'm bored of formally, lets use up until just now, said the man who up until just now was known as Steve, "The work is that I was sent here. . . By Sean Connery."
"THAT'S SIR SEAN CONNERY!" Emma bellowed.
"Right, Sir Sean Connery, to teach to you children the real spirit of Christmas."
"Whaa?" Said Kate, "Christmas?"
"Yes, it's a holiday in December, quite popular actually."
"I know what Christmas is." Kate mumbled angrily.
"Its ok, I understand" Draco comforted her, "I'll have my dad buy you Christmas if you want!"
"Really?" Asked Kate, excitedly.
"No. But it did sound really cool, didn't it?" He responded.
"Alright, I propose we go find Sean Connery and ask him what the deal is with this whole 'true meaning of Christmas' thing." Ron said
"Spot on, Ron!" Said Emma, "Hey that rhymed!" she added.
~*~
Will they find the true meaning of Christmas?
Will anyone correct Ron for not saying Sir Sean Connery?
Did Kate really think Draco's comment sounded cool?
STAY TOONED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER OF...FALLINGBATHTUBIUS!
*We do not own anything*
Suddenly Draco runs back into the room and frantically looks around. He spotted the cough drops in Steve's hand, narrowing his eyes he pounced Steve (or is that even his real name? From now on, to eliminate any doubt, we shall call him the guy, formally known as Steve, the crocodile hunter), knocking him to the ground.
Just then Allie Hewitt walked in, smiling cheerfully and humming 'A whole new world' from Aladdin. Allie waved at Draco and the guy, formally known as Steve, the crocodile hunter and then motioned for Helena, Emma, Harry and Ron to come back into the room.
Once every one was back in the room, Allie broke into song:
"I can show you the world, shinning, shimmering, splendid! Tell me princess, now when did you last let your heart decide?"
She was singing, you know, the whole song saying to some type of rhythm thing. But suddenly, the guy, formally known as Steve, the crocodile hunter, interrupted her,
"Um, what are you doing here? THIS WAS MY MOMENT, MINE! YOU STOLE IT!"
"oh, shutup," Allie responded quickly, "Nobody likes you, you're fat and I'm so much better, but I am here for a reason, I claim partial credit for your use in this fic, so HA!" and with that, she left.
"ITS NOT FAIR!" Steve bellowed, "WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!"
"Um. . . Try to take over the world?" Harry ventured, uncertainly
"But that wasn't my fault!" The man formally known as Steve insisted.
"The man does have a point," said Ron, "It's the peer pressure, everybody's doing the world domination thing these days."
"If every one was jumping off bridges, would you?" Helena asked
"Yeah I did that once. . . don't you remember?" Ron said matter-of-factly
"I do!" Harry said, they all turned to face him. "I was the one who started it." He grinned shyly.
"Well, my work here is done." Said the man formally known as Steve
"What? What work?" Everyone said in unison.
"NO! NOT THIS AGAIN!" Said Helena, "TALK SEPERATLY GODDAMMIT!"
"Right," said the man formally known as Steve, no, I'm bored of formally, lets use up until just now, said the man who up until just now was known as Steve, "The work is that I was sent here. . . By Sean Connery."
"THAT'S SIR SEAN CONNERY!" Emma bellowed.
"Right, Sir Sean Connery, to teach to you children the real spirit of Christmas."
"Whaa?" Said Kate, "Christmas?"
"Yes, it's a holiday in December, quite popular actually."
"I know what Christmas is." Kate mumbled angrily.
"Its ok, I understand" Draco comforted her, "I'll have my dad buy you Christmas if you want!"
"Really?" Asked Kate, excitedly.
"No. But it did sound really cool, didn't it?" He responded.
"Alright, I propose we go find Sean Connery and ask him what the deal is with this whole 'true meaning of Christmas' thing." Ron said
"Spot on, Ron!" Said Emma, "Hey that rhymed!" she added.
~*~
Will they find the true meaning of Christmas?
Will anyone correct Ron for not saying Sir Sean Connery?
Did Kate really think Draco's comment sounded cool?
STAY TOONED FOR THE NEXT CHAPTER OF...FALLINGBATHTUBIUS!
*We do not own anything*