A/N's-
Emma- Yea, sure, Rupert's all yours. AS SOON AS HARRY BECOMES GAY, DRACO AND HERMIONE PUT ASIDE THE FACT THAT THEY WANT EACH OTHER DEAD AND GET TOGETHER, RON GOES OVER TO VOLDIE, AND EMMA DOESN'T THINK ABOUT HARRY POTTER FOR A WHOLE HOUR! Yea, sure, great chance of that happening. Good luck.
Helena- Erm. . . right, on with the show. . .
To answer the questions the previous chapter posed:
* Maybe
* Yes
* No
Right, onto the chapter:
"Its Sir Sean Connery," Helena corrected Ron, "But sure, off to find him. . ."
"How do you propose we get there?" The man formally known as Steve queried, raising an eyebrow. They all stared at him for a moment, then at each other.
"Right," Harry said, clapping once, "Here's the plan team. . . Ron,"
"Yeah?"
"Your job is to distract the fire-spitting lamps that we are sure to meet on the way. They're very common on the road to Sir Sean Connery."
"Right, shouldn't be too tricky that. . . I've got a way with 'em lamps."
"That you do. Now, Emma, your job is to find the magical dolphins. The only way we can get to the LOSTSCUBA (Lair Of Sir Tree Sean Connery (Uber-Bald Anthropoid)(A/N- yes, the "Tree" is random, but I needed a T) is with these magical dolphins. They are vital to the mission. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?"
"Um, Harry? Shouldn't you get someone who's less likely to go off and forget about the whole thing to do the crucial task?" Emma asked, hoping this wouldn't make the vein in Harry's head stick out even more.
"Yea, you're probably right. I'll do that myself. You just... go with Ron. Do you have any problems with lamps?"
"Um... no comment" Emma answered.
"All..righty then." Harry continued. "Helena. Your job is to figure out where exactly LOST SCUBA is."
Helena, who wasn't listening, suddenly came back to life. "Lost scuba? You Lost a scuba? Wait... is that even a noun?"
"You have to capitalize it, Helena. It's LOST SCUBA." Emma explained.
"But what is Gone Scuba, or whatever?"
"If you scroll up, you can see the whole explanation" Ron suggested
helpfully.
Helena jumped up really high for a minute, then came back down. "Ooooo. LOST SCUBA. I see. So, I have to figure out where it is?"
"Yup, that's your job."
"But what will you be doing, Harry?" Helena asked.
"I" Harry said proudly, "will find the magical dolphins that will enable us to get into LOST SCUBA." He looked around, expecting to see awed faces.
"Yea, Harry? It'd be a lot more impressive if you hadn't said that five
minutes ago." Emma and Ron said in unison, just to piss Helena off.
"You know, if you said that together just to piss me off, I'm over it." Helena said in a perfectly calm voice.
"Are you really?" Asked Draco.
"No," She said, "I lied." Then proceeded to tackle Emma to the ground.
"Dude, you do realize that you're wimpy and at least 5 inches shorter then me, right?" Emma stated from the ground.
"Point taken. Anyway, what are Kate and Draco going to do?"
"You know, I only repeated it because Helena asked me to." Harry said.
"We know Harry." Said Ron sympathetically, "We were just joking around with ya."
"You cut me deep Ron. You cut me real deep." Suddenly Helena broke into a fit of uncontrollable giggles, breaking the moment.
"WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?!" Kate screamed. "I'm so sick of you and your craziness, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE CREATED ASYLUMS FOR A REASON!"
"I. . .I. . .B-Be vewy vewy quite," Helena said between giggles, "I-I I'm Hunting. . . LOST SCUBA!"
~*~
Is Kate really sick of all the madness?
Why the hell is Sir Sean Connery taking so long to enter the story?
Will we ever get back to the torture list?
ALL THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF. . . WALKING WITH DINOSAURS!
Emma- Yea, sure, Rupert's all yours. AS SOON AS HARRY BECOMES GAY, DRACO AND HERMIONE PUT ASIDE THE FACT THAT THEY WANT EACH OTHER DEAD AND GET TOGETHER, RON GOES OVER TO VOLDIE, AND EMMA DOESN'T THINK ABOUT HARRY POTTER FOR A WHOLE HOUR! Yea, sure, great chance of that happening. Good luck.
Helena- Erm. . . right, on with the show. . .
To answer the questions the previous chapter posed:
* Maybe
* Yes
* No
Right, onto the chapter:
"Its Sir Sean Connery," Helena corrected Ron, "But sure, off to find him. . ."
"How do you propose we get there?" The man formally known as Steve queried, raising an eyebrow. They all stared at him for a moment, then at each other.
"Right," Harry said, clapping once, "Here's the plan team. . . Ron,"
"Yeah?"
"Your job is to distract the fire-spitting lamps that we are sure to meet on the way. They're very common on the road to Sir Sean Connery."
"Right, shouldn't be too tricky that. . . I've got a way with 'em lamps."
"That you do. Now, Emma, your job is to find the magical dolphins. The only way we can get to the LOSTSCUBA (Lair Of Sir Tree Sean Connery (Uber-Bald Anthropoid)(A/N- yes, the "Tree" is random, but I needed a T) is with these magical dolphins. They are vital to the mission. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?"
"Um, Harry? Shouldn't you get someone who's less likely to go off and forget about the whole thing to do the crucial task?" Emma asked, hoping this wouldn't make the vein in Harry's head stick out even more.
"Yea, you're probably right. I'll do that myself. You just... go with Ron. Do you have any problems with lamps?"
"Um... no comment" Emma answered.
"All..righty then." Harry continued. "Helena. Your job is to figure out where exactly LOST SCUBA is."
Helena, who wasn't listening, suddenly came back to life. "Lost scuba? You Lost a scuba? Wait... is that even a noun?"
"You have to capitalize it, Helena. It's LOST SCUBA." Emma explained.
"But what is Gone Scuba, or whatever?"
"If you scroll up, you can see the whole explanation" Ron suggested
helpfully.
Helena jumped up really high for a minute, then came back down. "Ooooo. LOST SCUBA. I see. So, I have to figure out where it is?"
"Yup, that's your job."
"But what will you be doing, Harry?" Helena asked.
"I" Harry said proudly, "will find the magical dolphins that will enable us to get into LOST SCUBA." He looked around, expecting to see awed faces.
"Yea, Harry? It'd be a lot more impressive if you hadn't said that five
minutes ago." Emma and Ron said in unison, just to piss Helena off.
"You know, if you said that together just to piss me off, I'm over it." Helena said in a perfectly calm voice.
"Are you really?" Asked Draco.
"No," She said, "I lied." Then proceeded to tackle Emma to the ground.
"Dude, you do realize that you're wimpy and at least 5 inches shorter then me, right?" Emma stated from the ground.
"Point taken. Anyway, what are Kate and Draco going to do?"
"You know, I only repeated it because Helena asked me to." Harry said.
"We know Harry." Said Ron sympathetically, "We were just joking around with ya."
"You cut me deep Ron. You cut me real deep." Suddenly Helena broke into a fit of uncontrollable giggles, breaking the moment.
"WHAT IS IT THIS TIME?!" Kate screamed. "I'm so sick of you and your craziness, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE CREATED ASYLUMS FOR A REASON!"
"I. . .I. . .B-Be vewy vewy quite," Helena said between giggles, "I-I I'm Hunting. . . LOST SCUBA!"
~*~
Is Kate really sick of all the madness?
Why the hell is Sir Sean Connery taking so long to enter the story?
Will we ever get back to the torture list?
ALL THESE QUESTIONS WILL BE ANSWERED IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF. . . WALKING WITH DINOSAURS!