Chapter 10
Ok, this is chapter 10, enter Zorro the cactus. Be nice to him, he's my baby.
To find more about him, if you enjoy him in this fic, you may visit:
www.zorrothewondercactus.tk
ALSO! To find more about Sir Sean Connery (Or send an official Sean Connery ePostcard, no joke), you may visit:
www.seanconnery.com/index.cfm
cough Anyway.
~*~
and to answer the INVISIBLE questions from the last chapter:
Yes
No
It's because I'm allergic to pirates . . .kind of like Clay Aiken.
~*~
"Well the truth is, Helena," Sir Sean Connery's characteristic voice boomed from behind her, "I'm an alien."
Everybody gasped in shock.
"How do you know her name!?" Harry questioned, suspiciously. Sir Sean chuckled and patted Harry on the back,
"I know everything, boy. And it's written on that sticker on her shirt."
"Oh," Harry blushed and leaned over to Draco, whispering. "Sir Sean Connery patted my back and called me boy!"
"So? Who is this guy?" Draco asked, clueless as ever.
"I dunno, but he's a Sir. That's supposed to be important." He answered.
"So anyway, Sir Sean," Emma chirped, "Why are you trying to steal chirstmas?"
"What? Christmas?"
"Yes, it's a holiday in December, quite popular actually." Draco explained.
"Sir Sean Connery knows what Christmas is, Draco!" Kate exclaimed, exasperated.
"Yeah," Ron added, "I think it's one of the requirements for becoming a Sir."
Suddenly Lizz ran in,
"Oh! OH! I know what chirstmas is! CAN I BE A SIR?!"
"Ok, you need to go lie down." Emma tried to calm her down, putting an arm around the other girl's shoulders, "You're a bit obsessed with that. And another requirement is being a man. . .we wouldn't want to ruin that perfect figure of yours."
"No we wouldn't, indeed." Helena, Harry, Ron and Draco agreed in unison
"GAH! I'M DOING IT! NO!" Helena yelled before falling to her knees and sobbing, "WHY ME? WHY ME!?"
"Whats up with her?" Lizz asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh, go read the first 9 chapters of the damn story!" Harry screeched.
"Alright, that was UNCALLED FOR! Do not yell at Lizz," said Sir Sean Connery, taking Lizz by the hand and leading her towards the door, "Lets get out of here, darling. By the way, I'm NOT trying to steal Christmas."
Lizz and Sir Sean Connery made a dramatic exit on his flying cow.
As our heroes watched as Lizz and Sir Sean Connery drifted off into the sunset, Steve leaped over unsuspected, tackling Kate and putting a gun to her head . . .
"Nobody move, or I'll shoot!" but before anybody could react, Zorro the ninja-cactus crashed through the window and used his mad ninja skills to overpower Steve.
Then he proceeded to feed Steve to his goldfish.
The goldfish was happy.
~*~
If you review and wish me luck on my history test I'll be eternally grateful!
Ok, this is chapter 10, enter Zorro the cactus. Be nice to him, he's my baby.
To find more about him, if you enjoy him in this fic, you may visit:
www.zorrothewondercactus.tk
ALSO! To find more about Sir Sean Connery (Or send an official Sean Connery ePostcard, no joke), you may visit:
www.seanconnery.com/index.cfm
cough Anyway.
~*~
and to answer the INVISIBLE questions from the last chapter:
Yes
No
It's because I'm allergic to pirates . . .kind of like Clay Aiken.
~*~
"Well the truth is, Helena," Sir Sean Connery's characteristic voice boomed from behind her, "I'm an alien."
Everybody gasped in shock.
"How do you know her name!?" Harry questioned, suspiciously. Sir Sean chuckled and patted Harry on the back,
"I know everything, boy. And it's written on that sticker on her shirt."
"Oh," Harry blushed and leaned over to Draco, whispering. "Sir Sean Connery patted my back and called me boy!"
"So? Who is this guy?" Draco asked, clueless as ever.
"I dunno, but he's a Sir. That's supposed to be important." He answered.
"So anyway, Sir Sean," Emma chirped, "Why are you trying to steal chirstmas?"
"What? Christmas?"
"Yes, it's a holiday in December, quite popular actually." Draco explained.
"Sir Sean Connery knows what Christmas is, Draco!" Kate exclaimed, exasperated.
"Yeah," Ron added, "I think it's one of the requirements for becoming a Sir."
Suddenly Lizz ran in,
"Oh! OH! I know what chirstmas is! CAN I BE A SIR?!"
"Ok, you need to go lie down." Emma tried to calm her down, putting an arm around the other girl's shoulders, "You're a bit obsessed with that. And another requirement is being a man. . .we wouldn't want to ruin that perfect figure of yours."
"No we wouldn't, indeed." Helena, Harry, Ron and Draco agreed in unison
"GAH! I'M DOING IT! NO!" Helena yelled before falling to her knees and sobbing, "WHY ME? WHY ME!?"
"Whats up with her?" Lizz asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Oh, go read the first 9 chapters of the damn story!" Harry screeched.
"Alright, that was UNCALLED FOR! Do not yell at Lizz," said Sir Sean Connery, taking Lizz by the hand and leading her towards the door, "Lets get out of here, darling. By the way, I'm NOT trying to steal Christmas."
Lizz and Sir Sean Connery made a dramatic exit on his flying cow.
As our heroes watched as Lizz and Sir Sean Connery drifted off into the sunset, Steve leaped over unsuspected, tackling Kate and putting a gun to her head . . .
"Nobody move, or I'll shoot!" but before anybody could react, Zorro the ninja-cactus crashed through the window and used his mad ninja skills to overpower Steve.
Then he proceeded to feed Steve to his goldfish.
The goldfish was happy.
~*~
If you review and wish me luck on my history test I'll be eternally grateful!