"Slide Show Part I"
(a vocalization of FFVIII's "Slide Show Part I")
[pretend an announcer-type person is singing this!]
"Gather 'round now, all boys and girls
Please come and watch this unique slide show!"
You ask me, "Who's that on the screen?"
And I answer, "It's Laguna Loire!"
"Do you see that sword he holds?
Can you see his armor shine?
You will soon see him fight an
Enormous Ruby Dragon alone . . .
"Don't you see now, you boys and girls?
Oh, don't you just love Laguna Loire?
I think he should be everyone's hero
One day you can be just like him!
"Oh, no, he's been hit!" you cry
Children, this ain't over yet
For this isn't quite the end
So please stay tuned for the next slide show!"