Welcome to yet another, pretty bad fanfic! If you are expected anything
better than my mediocre writing talents, I would recommend you leave now,
either by closing this window *points to little X in the corner* or to go
back to your previous page *points to 'back' button* at this time! I hold
no responsibility to those poor souls that decide to read this! Now for
the disclaimer: I DON'T OWN DEMON DIARY, JUST THIS SPECK OF DUST I NAMED
FRED!
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Castle of Demon Lord Raenef the Fifth
"..and so that is how the Hangma Campaign came to a close. MASTER RAENEF!!!!!!"
And with Raenef falling off of his chair, yet another unsuccessful lesson ended.
Chris and Erutis sighed as they walked in on the typical scene of Raenef crying and Eclipse looming over him with flames in the background.
"Really Eclipse," Chris stated smugly, "You ought to just give up on him. You have a better chance of making ME into a demon lord than that crybaby!"
"." Eclipse smirked. "Is that so.?"
Chris then had the need to run out of the room in order to put out the fire in his mouth.
Erutis was about ready to go practice her swordsmanship again, when she suddenly remembered something. "Hey Raenef! I forgot to ask, do you know what today is?"
"No, what is it?" Raenef asked as his tears magically stopped.
"You probably can't tell because of the weather being controlled around here, but it's December 24! Christmas Eve!"
Eclipse's eye started to twitch in horror as he waited for Raenef's response.
Surprisingly all was silent.
Then. a whirlwind of peace, joy, and LOTS of tinsel covered the entire castle.
When Erutis and Eclipse opened their eyes, they found the entire study decked in bows of holly, tinsel, twinkling lights, and fake snow with Raenef in a Santa suit breathing heavily in the corner grinning ear to ear.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS ECLIPSE!" Raenef shouted "My present to you is to become the best demon lord ever!!!!!!!!!!"
"This coming from a demon in a Santa suit.?" Erutis and Eclipse muttered.
"Meanies. anyway, my present to you Erutis is the best sword I can find from the next offering the villages give us!"
".gee thanks, but I already took one from last month's offering."
Silence.
Eclipse finally got over his Scrooge-like thoughts in order to growl, "You, a mere mortal, dares to STEAL from a DEMON LORD'S personal spoils?!"
"Ummmmm. yeah? I mean, it's not like Raenef is going to need it anytime soon."
Seeing as Eclipse was ready to punish Erutis for the last time, Raenef quickly distracted him by trying to show how pretty the crusaders looked in reindeer antlers.
"MASTER RAENEF! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE CRUSADERS?!"
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Yes, I know that was completely short & awful but if you are REALLY bored, come back tomorrow! I should have the next chapter up by then and it DOES get better. HONEST!
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Castle of Demon Lord Raenef the Fifth
"..and so that is how the Hangma Campaign came to a close. MASTER RAENEF!!!!!!"
And with Raenef falling off of his chair, yet another unsuccessful lesson ended.
Chris and Erutis sighed as they walked in on the typical scene of Raenef crying and Eclipse looming over him with flames in the background.
"Really Eclipse," Chris stated smugly, "You ought to just give up on him. You have a better chance of making ME into a demon lord than that crybaby!"
"." Eclipse smirked. "Is that so.?"
Chris then had the need to run out of the room in order to put out the fire in his mouth.
Erutis was about ready to go practice her swordsmanship again, when she suddenly remembered something. "Hey Raenef! I forgot to ask, do you know what today is?"
"No, what is it?" Raenef asked as his tears magically stopped.
"You probably can't tell because of the weather being controlled around here, but it's December 24! Christmas Eve!"
Eclipse's eye started to twitch in horror as he waited for Raenef's response.
Surprisingly all was silent.
Then. a whirlwind of peace, joy, and LOTS of tinsel covered the entire castle.
When Erutis and Eclipse opened their eyes, they found the entire study decked in bows of holly, tinsel, twinkling lights, and fake snow with Raenef in a Santa suit breathing heavily in the corner grinning ear to ear.
"MERRY CHRISTMAS ECLIPSE!" Raenef shouted "My present to you is to become the best demon lord ever!!!!!!!!!!"
"This coming from a demon in a Santa suit.?" Erutis and Eclipse muttered.
"Meanies. anyway, my present to you Erutis is the best sword I can find from the next offering the villages give us!"
".gee thanks, but I already took one from last month's offering."
Silence.
Eclipse finally got over his Scrooge-like thoughts in order to growl, "You, a mere mortal, dares to STEAL from a DEMON LORD'S personal spoils?!"
"Ummmmm. yeah? I mean, it's not like Raenef is going to need it anytime soon."
Seeing as Eclipse was ready to punish Erutis for the last time, Raenef quickly distracted him by trying to show how pretty the crusaders looked in reindeer antlers.
"MASTER RAENEF! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE CRUSADERS?!"
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Yes, I know that was completely short & awful but if you are REALLY bored, come back tomorrow! I should have the next chapter up by then and it DOES get better. HONEST!