Spork's Film of The Century!
[BEWARE! Dun dun duuunnnn]
Brought to you by: Sir Spork Productions©
Author: Sango
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, or anyone...Except Sir Spork, she is my original charactcer! XP
Rating: I guess PG, there's nothing inappropriate in here, yet....Language and Drug references will probably be in later chapters, So WARNING on that...
"Director": Sir Spork the Sporkiness©
Cast: InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Sesshoumaru and Kouga (And probably some guest stars in late chapters)
Note: Those of you who don't know what a SPORK is...Shame upon you....It's the offspring of a one-night stand between a Fork and Spoon....Kinda twisted, huh?
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The cast are on the movie set messing around, laughing, playing with the stage props, telling jokes, Miroku won't keep his hands off of Sango's rear, InuYasha and Kouga fighting, Kagome talkng to Sesshoumaru about the harmful effects of putting on too much perfume....When their fun is interrupted by a booming voice, "QUIIIIET!" Everyone freezes, no one is in any particular pose...Except Miroku's fingers twitch just out of reach of Sango's bottom. The voice speaks again, this time much more quiet and cheerful, "Hi all!" The voice giggles and from behind a wall a squirrel demon appears, she is dressed in rather...strange clothing and seems to have some sort of queer obsession with...Sporks?
Miroku: What's with the fork fetish?
He points to the Spork tattoo on her right arm, her belt buckle that has a spork on it and her Spork necklace.
Squirrel Demon: SPORK! NOT FORK! People these days...I swear...The stupidity is unbearable...
She trails off about moronic peope, not being able to tell a fork from a spork, when she is brought back to her senses as Miroku pokes her black shirt, which reads "SPORK" across the front and there's a picture of a spork under the word.
Miroku: Okay, what's with the SPORK fetish?
He keeps poking her shirt...Rather enjoying it...
Squirrel Demon: EXCUSE ME?! THAT IS MY PROPERTY! HANDS OFFFFF!!!
::THWACK!::
Miroku falls to the ground and Sango wanders over to make sure he's okay.
Squirrel Demon: Aaaaanyway, the answer to Miroku's question is: I just love Sporks...Easy enough, right?
She grins. Kagome steps up cautiously.
Kagome: Who are you? How did you know Miroku-sama's name? And why are we here?
Squirrel Demon: Oh yeah, duh, I'm Sir Spork! Just call me Spork!
Everyone sweatdrops.
Spork: ...Eh...heh....I know who you all are because....I'm the director, I have to know my actors and actresses names! What you think I'm some sort of "Not good director person who can't do they job for beans!"
She seems to have quoted that from somewhere...She mutters to herself and appears angry.
Sesshoumaru: Why are we here?
Spork is pulled from her muttering state to answer the demon's question.
Spork: You're the cast for my movie, of course.
The cast appear confused.
InuYasha: But..I never signed a contract....
Kouga: Yeah, Dog-boy has a point...
Spork: Yes you did....All of you did....
Spork holds up a paper to justfy herself, the cast quickly run to see what it is.
Kagome: It's just scribbles...
Spork: *Sweatdrop* Those are your SIGNATURES, not scribbles! I worked very hard to get them to look authentic!
Everyone gives Spork a blank stare.
Spork: ......I mean...uh...How could you forget if you signed a paper? Are you stupid or what?
The cast blink and turn to see Miroku getting up with a bump on his head, and Sango assisting him to his feet.
::THWAAAAAAACK!::
Miroku is sent flying across the set, taking out several props, after groping Sango. The cast shake their heads and turn back to Spork for more answers to their seemingly endless questions. The cast start throwing several questions at Spork all at once, all Spork manages to hear is "..bathroom??" and "...any food?!"
Spork: Shhhh!! Listen!
Spork cups her hand behind her ear and tilts her head in an attempt to pretend to listen...She only does this to postpone the questions. The cast get deadly quiet, they are now frightened, for some unknown reason. Spork starts tip-toeing away, only to be stopped by Sesshoumaru, she groans angrily and looks at the cast who all have heir ears perked in the same direction.
Kouga: *Whisper* I think I hear it!
Spork: ...........*SWEATDROP!* Wow..........He's a hell of alot dumber than we give him credit for.........
Kouga only gives her a funny look, not understanding what she said and continues muttering about how he swears he heard something. Spork clears her throat.
Spork: ...Er-h'rm!
The cast look at Spork questioningly, they have the slightest hint of anger on their faces, she had, afterall, interrupted their game of "Listen For The Sound That The Wolf-Boy Swears He Hears, And If You Hear It Too, YAY!"
Spork: We gotta get started.
Cast: Started what?
Spork gives them a blank stare, sighs and mutters, "Why meeee!?" Only to recieve funny looks. Spork quickly explains that the cast is here to serve her and work for her and "Bring me lemonade should I want any, anything I damn well feel like doing with you!" The cast blink and several murmurs of disapproval are heard from the group.
Kouga: Uh...What's the main reason we're here..I mean...Are we just slaves or...
Kouga's short attention span gets to him and he starts chasing a lady-bug, only to find that "The lady-bug's evil plot was to make me run bam-splat into the camera!" and he passes out. Just as everyone is done laughing, Miroku comes over, he looks at the wolf, then at the cast, then at Spork, then back to the cast, to the wolf, the camera, Spork...He shakes his head as he tries to piece it together....He fails, shrugs and walks to join his fellow friends in their little huddle.
Spork: Glad to have you back Miroku...*-says dryly and sarcastically*
Miroku: *Ignores the sarcasm that's dripping from her words like acid* The pleasures all mine!
The cast sigh, it's a wonder why they haven't just given up on him.
InuYasha: We-ll? Why ARE we here? Besides the whole twisted slave thing...
Spork: You are my lovely cast, for the movie I'm shooting!
The cast beam a "You've GOT to be kidding me!" look, only to be answered by a "Yea, you heard me!" look from Spork. Sesshoumaru pulls out a pink fuzzy cell phone and insists on calling his Lawyer. He is promptly threatened until he hands the phone over to Spork. Kouga has woken up and is yelling at a lady-bug because "You might wanna watch yo back! I'll get my home- wolves to come kick yo arse back to da ghetto! Lil' punk!" Kouga immaturely sticks his tongue out at the lady-bug and walks back to the cast.
Spork: ...'Kay. Let's start, the first scene is at a bar. There's gonna be a big brawl between Miroku and InuYasha, your characters are named Brad and Victor. And Sango will play a small part in this scene, your name will be Stacey.
InuYasha: Victor?! What in the hell?? I want a better name!
InuYasha complains until Spork agrees to change his name to Steven.
InuYasha: *Practically prancing with glee* I'm Steeeeven! I'm Steeeeeven! HOORAY!
The cast and Spork sweatdrop and Spork explains the scene: Steven(InuYasha) is to order a drink from the bartender(Kouga will just stand there) when the door to the bar swings open and Brad(Miroku) comes in. Brad walks over and tells Steven to "Move, me and Stacey,(much against her will, Sango) need a place to sit." Steven refuses and the tension between the two grow. Brad continues insisting, Steven continues refusing. Until...BAM! Brad swings and knocks Steven off his bar stool. And the fight continues until Steven is knocked unconscious. Brad, bruised and bloody, grabs his girl and walks out of the bar to find some other place to get a drink.
Miroku: Wait! Can I keep my hand wrapped around Sango's waist as we walk in, for effect?
Miroku gives Spork the world-famous "Puppy-eyes".
Sango: Please, noooo!
Spork: Miroku has a good point...It WOULD add to the effect....
Miroku: REALLY?!
Spork: Yea...Sure.
Sango: O_O;
Miroku: YAHOOO!!!!
Spork sends any of the cast who have parts to trailers to change.
Sesshoumaru: So, Spork...Do I get to play a Snow Queen? Or maybe a Princess?
Spork: Uhh...You're playing a girl, no doubt...But there's no Princesses in this movie...Well maybe there could be...
Spork is deep in thought as Sesshoumaru is fixing his hair in a near-by mirror, when a shriek is heard from the trailers. Sango had accidently walked in on Miroku, and he was completely nude. Sango comes screaming back over to the set, and Miroku is following her with a towel around his waist trying to apoligize, though it wasn't his fault.
Sango: MY EYES! OH MY GOD! SAVE MEEEE!
Miroku: Sorry, sorry, sorry!!
Miroku trips on a prop and the towel nearly falls off, Sango screams and turns to run, but Spork stops her and explains she isn't allowed to leave. Sango catches her breath and regains her senses, and Miroku offers her a one-handed hug(his other hand has to hold up the towel). She hesitantly accepts, and they walk back to the trailers, Sango is showed where her trailer is, and she puts red tape on Miroku's door, to remind her NOT to go in there again.
InuYasha comes out, looking bashful and he's blushing, Kagome looks forward to what Spork had explained he was going to wear. InuYasha is wrapped in a blanket, making sure it completly covers his clothing. Spork pokes him and orders him to "Take the blanket off!"
InuYasha: N-...No...
Spork: C'monnnn, I know it fits you, I picked it out myself.
InuYasha's cheeks grow hot and red, and he veeery hesitantly lets the blanket fall to the ground.
Cast: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The cast find themselves in fits of laughter well InuYasha's face grows more red by the second. He is dressed in a ballet outfit, complete with: a sparkely pink tutu, a fluffy pink boa around his neck, ballet shoes, and pink tights that show off his 'sexy' legs.
InuYasha: *Red as a cherry* Why do I have the feeling this won't work in a bar scene.....
Spork: *Trying not to laugh, it's not working too well* Look- ...You..*Giggle* must have..*Laughs* must have went into- ...*Wipes tears from her eyes* went into Sessh- *Laugh* Sesshoumaru's trailer! *She falls over laughing*
InuYasha: O_O! WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE TELL ME THESE THINGS!!!!!!
InuYasha runs to his trailer and gets dressed in his clothes.
Miroku: HOW DO I LOOK?!
Miroku is wearing 'gangsta' style clothes: Baggy pants, tight white tank- top, backwards hat, sunglasses, and several heavy gold necklaces which he insists everyone call "Bling-bling".
Spork: WOW! Looks better than I would have thought! Very nice, very nice!
Miroku: *Takes a bow* Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week!
Miroku stops and his eyes are glued to Sango as she walks out, she is wearing very...How should I say this?....very "Indecent" clothing, well Miroku doesn't think it Indecent.... She's wearing a "Catholic-girl" style mini skirt with a gray and black plaid design, a white see-through blouse which her lacey black bra underneath is clearly visable, she has black knee- high panty-hoes on, black boots that come just above her ankles and she is wearing sunglasses.
Miroku: O_O WOW!
Sango's cheeks are as red as they'll ever be and she has an annoyed look on her face, realizing that Kagome and Sesshoumaru are staring at her as well (more shock than anything). She pulls down on the back of the skirt and glares at Spork.
Spork: Whaa? It goes with the whole effect I'm trying to get across here!
Sango: But WHY ME??!
Spork: I ask myself the same question everyday...
Miroku: WOW...S-...ango...You....I...Wow...Can I...Er...I mean...Uh...Whoa....
Sango's cheeks grow more red and she tries so hard to glare at Miroku. She is relieved when Kouga walks in, and boy! does he look uncomfortable. He's wearing a tux...Never thought you'd see that, huh? It's black, with a white undershirt and Kouga is practically choking due to his poor attempt to tie the bow-tie. Spork ties it for him, and he thanks her. Kouga's eyes fall on Sango.
Kouga: WHOA!
Miroku: *Still stuttering* Uh...Wow...I...Sango...Kouga BACK OFF!
Kouga: Ew, I meant "WHOA!" as in I would like to see Kagome in that!
Kouga whistles and falls into a day dream. Kagome looks disgusted. InuYasha walks out in clothes resembling Miroku's, except he has no shirt on. Kagome can't help but stare. Spork looks at the cast: Miroku ogling Sango, Kagome watching InuYasha'a bare chest, Kouga in a day dream of Kagome and keeps twitching from the suit, Sesshoumaru looking at Sango and wishing he had clothes like that, InuYasha and Sango feeling uncomfortable under the gaze of the other's. Spork smiles proudly.
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Author Note: The scene will start in the next chapter! I hope you liked it!
Send in reviews, suggestions and questions! I'll have the cast answer any fan mail! And if you want your character to be a guest star, you can either: 1. Send in a picture(Be sure to include name, attitude, age, gender and other info) or 2. Fill this out and email it to me- Name- Gender- M or F Looks- eyes, hair, skin color, race, clothing, anything else you think important Attitude- Age- If you don't have a specific age then an age group [child, teen, adult,elder, etc.] Anything else you might want to add- (THE MORE DETAIL THE BETTER! If you dont have a good description I will reply to you and request that you fix it!)
EXAMPLE!!!!!!!!!
Name-Sir Spork Gender- F Looks- Purple eyes. Orange hair that appears never brushed. Light brown(tan) skin color. Squirrel Demon. She WEARS: A black shirt with the word SPORK on it, a spork necklace, blue jeans, a black spiked belt with a Spork belt buckle, and little brown boots. Attitude- Hyper, bouncy, crazy, carefree, but she can become easily annoyed, has a short temper around guys especially. Age- Around 18 [Teen] Extra- She loves sporks, and she likes eating, and climbing trees (she IS a squirrel after all)
NOTE: I will not put anything in the fic if your character is "dating" one of the cast members, it obstructs the storyline. Plus, you can send in as many as TWO characters, I MAY make exceptions. And if you so choose to send in more than one character you MUST fill out the form for both characters. My email is vampsango@aol.com Place "FANFIC" in the subject line. Thank you! *HUG*
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[BEWARE! Dun dun duuunnnn]
Brought to you by: Sir Spork Productions©
Author: Sango
Disclaimer: I don't own anything, or anyone...Except Sir Spork, she is my original charactcer! XP
Rating: I guess PG, there's nothing inappropriate in here, yet....Language and Drug references will probably be in later chapters, So WARNING on that...
"Director": Sir Spork the Sporkiness©
Cast: InuYasha, Kagome, Miroku, Sango, Sesshoumaru and Kouga (And probably some guest stars in late chapters)
Note: Those of you who don't know what a SPORK is...Shame upon you....It's the offspring of a one-night stand between a Fork and Spoon....Kinda twisted, huh?
~*~*~*~*~*~
The cast are on the movie set messing around, laughing, playing with the stage props, telling jokes, Miroku won't keep his hands off of Sango's rear, InuYasha and Kouga fighting, Kagome talkng to Sesshoumaru about the harmful effects of putting on too much perfume....When their fun is interrupted by a booming voice, "QUIIIIET!" Everyone freezes, no one is in any particular pose...Except Miroku's fingers twitch just out of reach of Sango's bottom. The voice speaks again, this time much more quiet and cheerful, "Hi all!" The voice giggles and from behind a wall a squirrel demon appears, she is dressed in rather...strange clothing and seems to have some sort of queer obsession with...Sporks?
Miroku: What's with the fork fetish?
He points to the Spork tattoo on her right arm, her belt buckle that has a spork on it and her Spork necklace.
Squirrel Demon: SPORK! NOT FORK! People these days...I swear...The stupidity is unbearable...
She trails off about moronic peope, not being able to tell a fork from a spork, when she is brought back to her senses as Miroku pokes her black shirt, which reads "SPORK" across the front and there's a picture of a spork under the word.
Miroku: Okay, what's with the SPORK fetish?
He keeps poking her shirt...Rather enjoying it...
Squirrel Demon: EXCUSE ME?! THAT IS MY PROPERTY! HANDS OFFFFF!!!
::THWACK!::
Miroku falls to the ground and Sango wanders over to make sure he's okay.
Squirrel Demon: Aaaaanyway, the answer to Miroku's question is: I just love Sporks...Easy enough, right?
She grins. Kagome steps up cautiously.
Kagome: Who are you? How did you know Miroku-sama's name? And why are we here?
Squirrel Demon: Oh yeah, duh, I'm Sir Spork! Just call me Spork!
Everyone sweatdrops.
Spork: ...Eh...heh....I know who you all are because....I'm the director, I have to know my actors and actresses names! What you think I'm some sort of "Not good director person who can't do they job for beans!"
She seems to have quoted that from somewhere...She mutters to herself and appears angry.
Sesshoumaru: Why are we here?
Spork is pulled from her muttering state to answer the demon's question.
Spork: You're the cast for my movie, of course.
The cast appear confused.
InuYasha: But..I never signed a contract....
Kouga: Yeah, Dog-boy has a point...
Spork: Yes you did....All of you did....
Spork holds up a paper to justfy herself, the cast quickly run to see what it is.
Kagome: It's just scribbles...
Spork: *Sweatdrop* Those are your SIGNATURES, not scribbles! I worked very hard to get them to look authentic!
Everyone gives Spork a blank stare.
Spork: ......I mean...uh...How could you forget if you signed a paper? Are you stupid or what?
The cast blink and turn to see Miroku getting up with a bump on his head, and Sango assisting him to his feet.
::THWAAAAAAACK!::
Miroku is sent flying across the set, taking out several props, after groping Sango. The cast shake their heads and turn back to Spork for more answers to their seemingly endless questions. The cast start throwing several questions at Spork all at once, all Spork manages to hear is "..bathroom??" and "...any food?!"
Spork: Shhhh!! Listen!
Spork cups her hand behind her ear and tilts her head in an attempt to pretend to listen...She only does this to postpone the questions. The cast get deadly quiet, they are now frightened, for some unknown reason. Spork starts tip-toeing away, only to be stopped by Sesshoumaru, she groans angrily and looks at the cast who all have heir ears perked in the same direction.
Kouga: *Whisper* I think I hear it!
Spork: ...........*SWEATDROP!* Wow..........He's a hell of alot dumber than we give him credit for.........
Kouga only gives her a funny look, not understanding what she said and continues muttering about how he swears he heard something. Spork clears her throat.
Spork: ...Er-h'rm!
The cast look at Spork questioningly, they have the slightest hint of anger on their faces, she had, afterall, interrupted their game of "Listen For The Sound That The Wolf-Boy Swears He Hears, And If You Hear It Too, YAY!"
Spork: We gotta get started.
Cast: Started what?
Spork gives them a blank stare, sighs and mutters, "Why meeee!?" Only to recieve funny looks. Spork quickly explains that the cast is here to serve her and work for her and "Bring me lemonade should I want any, anything I damn well feel like doing with you!" The cast blink and several murmurs of disapproval are heard from the group.
Kouga: Uh...What's the main reason we're here..I mean...Are we just slaves or...
Kouga's short attention span gets to him and he starts chasing a lady-bug, only to find that "The lady-bug's evil plot was to make me run bam-splat into the camera!" and he passes out. Just as everyone is done laughing, Miroku comes over, he looks at the wolf, then at the cast, then at Spork, then back to the cast, to the wolf, the camera, Spork...He shakes his head as he tries to piece it together....He fails, shrugs and walks to join his fellow friends in their little huddle.
Spork: Glad to have you back Miroku...*-says dryly and sarcastically*
Miroku: *Ignores the sarcasm that's dripping from her words like acid* The pleasures all mine!
The cast sigh, it's a wonder why they haven't just given up on him.
InuYasha: We-ll? Why ARE we here? Besides the whole twisted slave thing...
Spork: You are my lovely cast, for the movie I'm shooting!
The cast beam a "You've GOT to be kidding me!" look, only to be answered by a "Yea, you heard me!" look from Spork. Sesshoumaru pulls out a pink fuzzy cell phone and insists on calling his Lawyer. He is promptly threatened until he hands the phone over to Spork. Kouga has woken up and is yelling at a lady-bug because "You might wanna watch yo back! I'll get my home- wolves to come kick yo arse back to da ghetto! Lil' punk!" Kouga immaturely sticks his tongue out at the lady-bug and walks back to the cast.
Spork: ...'Kay. Let's start, the first scene is at a bar. There's gonna be a big brawl between Miroku and InuYasha, your characters are named Brad and Victor. And Sango will play a small part in this scene, your name will be Stacey.
InuYasha: Victor?! What in the hell?? I want a better name!
InuYasha complains until Spork agrees to change his name to Steven.
InuYasha: *Practically prancing with glee* I'm Steeeeven! I'm Steeeeeven! HOORAY!
The cast and Spork sweatdrop and Spork explains the scene: Steven(InuYasha) is to order a drink from the bartender(Kouga will just stand there) when the door to the bar swings open and Brad(Miroku) comes in. Brad walks over and tells Steven to "Move, me and Stacey,(much against her will, Sango) need a place to sit." Steven refuses and the tension between the two grow. Brad continues insisting, Steven continues refusing. Until...BAM! Brad swings and knocks Steven off his bar stool. And the fight continues until Steven is knocked unconscious. Brad, bruised and bloody, grabs his girl and walks out of the bar to find some other place to get a drink.
Miroku: Wait! Can I keep my hand wrapped around Sango's waist as we walk in, for effect?
Miroku gives Spork the world-famous "Puppy-eyes".
Sango: Please, noooo!
Spork: Miroku has a good point...It WOULD add to the effect....
Miroku: REALLY?!
Spork: Yea...Sure.
Sango: O_O;
Miroku: YAHOOO!!!!
Spork sends any of the cast who have parts to trailers to change.
Sesshoumaru: So, Spork...Do I get to play a Snow Queen? Or maybe a Princess?
Spork: Uhh...You're playing a girl, no doubt...But there's no Princesses in this movie...Well maybe there could be...
Spork is deep in thought as Sesshoumaru is fixing his hair in a near-by mirror, when a shriek is heard from the trailers. Sango had accidently walked in on Miroku, and he was completely nude. Sango comes screaming back over to the set, and Miroku is following her with a towel around his waist trying to apoligize, though it wasn't his fault.
Sango: MY EYES! OH MY GOD! SAVE MEEEE!
Miroku: Sorry, sorry, sorry!!
Miroku trips on a prop and the towel nearly falls off, Sango screams and turns to run, but Spork stops her and explains she isn't allowed to leave. Sango catches her breath and regains her senses, and Miroku offers her a one-handed hug(his other hand has to hold up the towel). She hesitantly accepts, and they walk back to the trailers, Sango is showed where her trailer is, and she puts red tape on Miroku's door, to remind her NOT to go in there again.
InuYasha comes out, looking bashful and he's blushing, Kagome looks forward to what Spork had explained he was going to wear. InuYasha is wrapped in a blanket, making sure it completly covers his clothing. Spork pokes him and orders him to "Take the blanket off!"
InuYasha: N-...No...
Spork: C'monnnn, I know it fits you, I picked it out myself.
InuYasha's cheeks grow hot and red, and he veeery hesitantly lets the blanket fall to the ground.
Cast: O_O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The cast find themselves in fits of laughter well InuYasha's face grows more red by the second. He is dressed in a ballet outfit, complete with: a sparkely pink tutu, a fluffy pink boa around his neck, ballet shoes, and pink tights that show off his 'sexy' legs.
InuYasha: *Red as a cherry* Why do I have the feeling this won't work in a bar scene.....
Spork: *Trying not to laugh, it's not working too well* Look- ...You..*Giggle* must have..*Laughs* must have went into- ...*Wipes tears from her eyes* went into Sessh- *Laugh* Sesshoumaru's trailer! *She falls over laughing*
InuYasha: O_O! WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE TELL ME THESE THINGS!!!!!!
InuYasha runs to his trailer and gets dressed in his clothes.
Miroku: HOW DO I LOOK?!
Miroku is wearing 'gangsta' style clothes: Baggy pants, tight white tank- top, backwards hat, sunglasses, and several heavy gold necklaces which he insists everyone call "Bling-bling".
Spork: WOW! Looks better than I would have thought! Very nice, very nice!
Miroku: *Takes a bow* Thank you, thank you! I'm here all week!
Miroku stops and his eyes are glued to Sango as she walks out, she is wearing very...How should I say this?....very "Indecent" clothing, well Miroku doesn't think it Indecent.... She's wearing a "Catholic-girl" style mini skirt with a gray and black plaid design, a white see-through blouse which her lacey black bra underneath is clearly visable, she has black knee- high panty-hoes on, black boots that come just above her ankles and she is wearing sunglasses.
Miroku: O_O WOW!
Sango's cheeks are as red as they'll ever be and she has an annoyed look on her face, realizing that Kagome and Sesshoumaru are staring at her as well (more shock than anything). She pulls down on the back of the skirt and glares at Spork.
Spork: Whaa? It goes with the whole effect I'm trying to get across here!
Sango: But WHY ME??!
Spork: I ask myself the same question everyday...
Miroku: WOW...S-...ango...You....I...Wow...Can I...Er...I mean...Uh...Whoa....
Sango's cheeks grow more red and she tries so hard to glare at Miroku. She is relieved when Kouga walks in, and boy! does he look uncomfortable. He's wearing a tux...Never thought you'd see that, huh? It's black, with a white undershirt and Kouga is practically choking due to his poor attempt to tie the bow-tie. Spork ties it for him, and he thanks her. Kouga's eyes fall on Sango.
Kouga: WHOA!
Miroku: *Still stuttering* Uh...Wow...I...Sango...Kouga BACK OFF!
Kouga: Ew, I meant "WHOA!" as in I would like to see Kagome in that!
Kouga whistles and falls into a day dream. Kagome looks disgusted. InuYasha walks out in clothes resembling Miroku's, except he has no shirt on. Kagome can't help but stare. Spork looks at the cast: Miroku ogling Sango, Kagome watching InuYasha'a bare chest, Kouga in a day dream of Kagome and keeps twitching from the suit, Sesshoumaru looking at Sango and wishing he had clothes like that, InuYasha and Sango feeling uncomfortable under the gaze of the other's. Spork smiles proudly.
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Author Note: The scene will start in the next chapter! I hope you liked it!
Send in reviews, suggestions and questions! I'll have the cast answer any fan mail! And if you want your character to be a guest star, you can either: 1. Send in a picture(Be sure to include name, attitude, age, gender and other info) or 2. Fill this out and email it to me- Name- Gender- M or F Looks- eyes, hair, skin color, race, clothing, anything else you think important Attitude- Age- If you don't have a specific age then an age group [child, teen, adult,elder, etc.] Anything else you might want to add- (THE MORE DETAIL THE BETTER! If you dont have a good description I will reply to you and request that you fix it!)
EXAMPLE!!!!!!!!!
Name-Sir Spork Gender- F Looks- Purple eyes. Orange hair that appears never brushed. Light brown(tan) skin color. Squirrel Demon. She WEARS: A black shirt with the word SPORK on it, a spork necklace, blue jeans, a black spiked belt with a Spork belt buckle, and little brown boots. Attitude- Hyper, bouncy, crazy, carefree, but she can become easily annoyed, has a short temper around guys especially. Age- Around 18 [Teen] Extra- She loves sporks, and she likes eating, and climbing trees (she IS a squirrel after all)
NOTE: I will not put anything in the fic if your character is "dating" one of the cast members, it obstructs the storyline. Plus, you can send in as many as TWO characters, I MAY make exceptions. And if you so choose to send in more than one character you MUST fill out the form for both characters. My email is vampsango@aol.com Place "FANFIC" in the subject line. Thank you! *HUG*
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