Christmas Chaos!

To Kage-robot-of-darkness: Yeah, I get the joke. I've seen Dragonball and DBZ. I'm also checking out GT. Here's some more for you!

To Wizard1: I dunno, I just thought it'd be appropriate for the Evo Dazzler to have Farrah hair. I'm glad you liked the Hanukkah scene. Most Christmases do have battle royals. I wanted to Evo-tize the first Thunderbird because no one else has (And he deserves a decent lifespan. I mean, in the comics, poor John Proudstar died during his second mission!). Also, I don't think anyone has created an Evo-verse version of Sunfire. I figured I'd bring in the Solar Samurai to be unique.

To Red Witch: Don't worry, Virus will get his. As for Mimic, who knows.

To Aaron: Thanks a lot for the info! Appreciate it! I'll see what I can do! I'm glad you liked the bit about Monet's risqué letters to Ace. (Emma: I've tried to stop her, but I can't! I give up!) I like your idea, but I'm afraid it might end up becoming too risqué and I'll get my butt kicked out of here!

To Sparky Genocide: Wow! You have some great ideas for the Evo Sauron, Vanisher, and Carmella Unuscione. As for your version of Evo Dazzler, I think you were inspired by the Ultimate X-Men version of her. In the Ultimate Universe, Dazzler is a punk rocker. I based my Evo Dazzler on the original.

To Witch-Uk: Glad to hear from you again! It's been a while! Wanda and Pietro are Jewish in the comics, so I figured it'd be appropriate for them to celebrate Hanukkah. Since Craig has a bit of a crush on Wanda, I thought he'd end up being interested in Hanukkah.

To torque: Well, the Mimic in the comics is different from the Mimic in this story. The Mimic in this story is a half-living, half-mechanical robot. The Mimic in the comics was an arrogant man named Calvin Rankin, the son of Dr. Ronald Rankin, and the first non-mutant in the X-Men. He got his powers of mimicry as a kid when he accidentally breathed in a chemical in his father's laboratory. How did he blackmail the X-Men? Well, he once sat next to Jean Grey one day, back when she was known as Marvel Girl, and found himself mimicking her mental powers and he realized she was one of the X-Men. He threatened to reveal the team's identities unless he was allowed to join them. He later got kicked out because the Mimic was an arrogant jerk. That's the comic version of Mimic.

Chapter 6: A little bit of Madness and another Fight!

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"Where's Pietro, Wanda and Kitty?" Fox wondered as he searched the halls of the Mansion. Jake saw him as he was hiding from Jennifer.

"They went to the Temple downtown." Jake told him in a whisper. "They celebrate Hanukkah."

"Whatever." Fox shrugged. "I just about to give the Scarlet Witch a date with yours truly."

"Dude, she'd hex you from here to Timbuktu." Jake sighed.

"Why are you hiding in the closet?" Jason asked with a snicker.

"Not so loud! Jennifer's on the prowl and she's got mistletoe!" Jake said. He heard something. "Aw no!" He slammed the door.

"Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...Where arrrrrrrrrrre you???????" The She-Hulk sang out, looking around. Fox waved, then pointed to the closet and ran off. Jenny ran inside.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!" Jake screamed. Meanwhile, at the fountain outside, Tigra and Bobby were discussing Christmas presents. Well, Tigra was clapping happily at a trick that he did.

"Do it again! Do it again! Do it again!" Tigra squealed, clapping. With a sigh, Bobby fired an ice beam from his hand and created a statue of a ballerina. "Yaaaaaaayyyyyyy!!!!"

"Okay, Tigra. Why'd you ask me to do those ice tricks?" Iceman grumbled. Greer fidgeted.

"Well, I need your help getting a gift for the other Avengers." Greer admitted. "This is my first Christmas with the team, and I figured that I should get some gifts for them." Bobby thought about it for a sec.

"Well, what do they like?" Bobby asked.

"Well..." Greer fidgeted nervously. "Razor likes himself and rock, Jenny likes style and games, Thor is obsessed with warfare, Clint's a bit of a perv, I don't really know about Cap, but he does hold a slight interest in very old music. Uhm, Wasp and Ant-Man are very rich and they own lots of nice things. Uhm, Tony drinks and sings a lot." Greer fidgeted some more. Bobby thought about it.

"Video games. Get 'em video games." Bobby shrugged. Greer fidgeted some more, playing with her long orange hair.

"Okay. Thanks Bobby!" Greer gave Iceman a hug, and then pounced away. "La la la la la la la laaaaaaaa..." Iceman scratched his head.

"That girl's an airhead." Bobby chuckled to himself. "A walking Japanese- animated airhead."

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"Todd?" Althea and Captain America searched around the woods. "Toddles? Baby? Where are you?"

"Are you sure he went into the woods?" Cap asked Althea.

"Yeah. He went out here to meditate." Althea said. "Lance and Pietro laugh, but Todd takes it very seriously. He loves doing the training. He's even started watching Bruce Lee movies to pick up some "Tips from the Master"." Althea giggled. "He's such a cutie pie."

"If you say so." Cap rolled his eyes. "Are you sure he went out here?"

"Of course I'm sure! What the--?" Something flew over the heads of Steve Rogers and Althea Delgato. It was the Toad, and he looked like he got roughed up three ways over. "TODDLES!!!" Todd landed on a tree

"Son, are you alright?!" Cap and Althea helped Todd up to his feet.

"M-m-mi-mi-Mimic." Todd murmured. The Mimic showed its "face", complete with Toad-like look. Al and Cap glared at the Mimic.

"'Ello Al, my beloved." Virus's voice came from Mimic's shoulder-mounted speaker. "Captain. Allow the mimic to make your acquaintance." Mimic's eyes flashed. Alongside his staff, Mimic now held a shield just like Cap's. A pair of tiny wings, like the ones on Cap's costume, appeared on the sides of his head. Mimic's arms turned blue and muscular, with red-and-white stripes at the elbows.

"So, your friend can copy attacks? Let's see." Cap threw his shield. Mimic threw his own shield in the exact same way Cap did. Mimic's shield hit Cap's, causing both shields to return to their owners. "Hm. Interesting."

"What do you want, Virus?" Althea snarled.

"Besides you snuggling up next to me on the beach in Tahiti, nothing much." Virus laughed.

"That'll never happen, Virus!" Al growled. She and Cap charged. Mimic's eyes flashed, and the dirty blonde hair at the back of his head grew longer and turned black with electric blue streaks. "What?" Mimic used his staff to knock Althea aside, and his shield to knock Cap out. "Cap!" Althea tried to fight, but Mimic was too precise, and he had two weapons. He managed to knock Althea out!

"Sorry baby, but this is for yer own good." Virus said. Mimic took out an ambushing Todd with a sucker punch. Mimic picked up Althea and slung her over his shoulder. "Now you need a flyer, Mimic." Virus said. Mimic noticed Wasp lounging nearby. "Perfect." Mimic activated his power, and a pair of insect-like wings sprouted from his back, and his head turned pink. "Get out of here!" Mimic flew into the air, only to get shot down.

"Gotcha!" Kid Razor grinned. Razor had blasted Mimic with a Power of Rock beam. The Mimic fell to earth.

"Of all the bloody!!!" Virus roared. Pietro caught Althea before she hit the ground.

"I got her!" Pietro zipped to Logan and placed her in his arms. "I'll get Toad!"

"Be careful!" Storm warned. "We have no idea how many powers that thing can handle at once!"

"Oh, it can handle any amount." Virus cackled as Mimic got up.

Oh man! Here comes the big one! Can our heroes defeat the mysterious Mimic? What of Dr. Rankin? Will it be a great holiday season for our heroes? Find out in the next chapter! Suggestions needed badly!!