*Disclaimer*: I do not own Alias or any of it's characters. That honor goes to JJ, ABC, Bad robot, and anybody else who owns it. I am just borrowing the characters.

Summary: What if Sydney and Jack switched bodies? See how well they coup with living each others lives.

A/N: This chapter will be short. The shortness of this chapter is due to the fact that this is just an Intro. This story will have more then one point of view. Oh yeah and those weird phrases in this story, belong to me, I made them up.

Freaky Friday- Alias style

Jack Bristow leaned in giving Irina a kiss. A little while later he was lowering her to the bed.

Sloane, looked at the piece of machinery in front of him. A piece of paper was on it. He was staring at one paragraph in particular out of the many on it.

To learn is to know

To know is to experience

To experience is to learn

He recited these words in confusion as he finished connecting it together. And then there was another paragraph.

The one who wants, thinks they need

The one who needs will try to change

To try to change will cause confusion

Through Confusion comes eventually understanding

Did it have something to do with the prophasy? The machine had 3 icons in front of him. With a total of 4 lettes on those icons, he was pretty sure what they meant. Past, present, post-present. The icons were the cover to barrels. The past was full, the present was halfway full and the future was full. This confused him. He hated being so confused and not knowing what things meant.

Sydney gave Vaughn a smile as she opened the door to her house. They hardly ever had time to themselves any more thanks to this prophasy. They were always on missions, but then again could you expect anything else from working with the CIA?

"Francie?" Sydney asked hoping that her friend wasn't home. After around quickly and seeming satisfied that her best friend wasn't home she focused her attention on her handler. That when she noticed he was on the phone, talking to his friend Weiss. She hadn't even saw noticed that before.

Sloane carefully scrutinized the present barrel. It seemed to be broken, as if something was wrong. Looknig down on the ground he realized that a piece had broken off.

After he was off the phone, Sydney went up to him and kissed him as they made their way to her room.

Picking up the piece Sloane put the piece back on the barrel.

Sydney felt light-headed, and unbeknownst to her, halfway around the world her father was feeling the same way. Everything went black for awhile and when she opened her eyes she saw her mother underneath her! As quickly as she could she scrambled to get up off her.

"Mom, what are you doing here?"

"You like it like that do you?, lust could be heard in her voice.

'ew' a vioce inside of her screamed, she couldn't seem to get words out of her mouth anymore. Even worse, she couldn't even move! That was bad, seeing as how her mother was trying to climb on top of her! Her father, halfway across the world wasn't having any success either.

He opened his eyes and found himself in his daughter's apartment. He was tryig to decipher what was going on when he noticed Michael Vaughn, his daughter's handler.

'how the fuck did I get here' he ran out of the room to the bathroom after Vaughn had called him Sydney, asked if she, was alright, and he had started to answer in a familiar female voice. 'what the hell is going on here? Where is Irina? Where is Sydney?' Looking in the mirror, he saw his daughter's face staring back at him! He looked in shock at the situation, then sighed. How the hell was he gonna get Vaughn away so he could figure this out. Maybe he could help, how could he help if he didn't know how to explain it to him?

Sloane let out the breath he didn't know he was holding, a look of disappointment, clearly displayed across his face. Nothing had happened. He was supposed to learn, or at least start leanring a lot more about the prophecy.

She really didn't want to attack her mother, seeing as how she could probably beat her. 'what the hell is wrong with her, can't she see that it's me?' "I, uh…" she trailed off hearing familiar male voice and realizing it was coming from her. "I don'tfeelgood" she said rushing the last part dashing for a way out of the room. Ending up the bathroom, she looked into the mirror, her father's reflection staring back at her. She sighed, wondering just what had happened and how she as gonna get back into her own body. 'OMG! If I'm in his body then he must be in my body! Wait, then that would mean that he is at my apartment…with Vaughn, who doesn't know.' She heard rustling and could only assume that it was her mother coming…

A/N: I know this was short, but if you read my disclaimer you would know why. I'll update as soon as I can, or if I get a lot of reviews. I don't mind criticism reviews, but I do love the good reviews. I'll take both, I don't care. Be sure to check out my other stories. "InuYasha Secrets" and "An Alias Parody".

Wit lotz of luv to all my readers/reviewers

-Mel (LilsurferSango)