Christmas Chaos!
Wow! 78 reviews! A new record!
To Red Witch: Glad you liked the chapter! What'd the babies get? Well, we'll find out!
To Aaron: I don't know if featuring the Osbournes is against the rules, so I doubt they'll make an appearance. I think Lila would be amazed by the Superstars.
To Sparky Genocide: Most likely the X-Boys will hate Paul's guts again. I do want to bring Lila in, if only to drive Sam crazy. I really can imagine her as a fun-loving, flirtatious rocker who develops a bit of an obsession with Sam.
To RogueFanKC: Nice. Here's some more for you!
To Wizard1: Aw c'mon, I can imagine Lila and Guido being practically inseparable! I dunno if it's against the rules to feature the Osbournes. Model the soldiers after Police Academy, huh? Well, I do have one idea...
To FairyGhost: Glad to hear from you! Inu-Yasha's ears looked like cat ears to me. Meh. Keep on reading!
Chapter 13: Christmas Chaos Ends!
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(The Pit)
"Malibu Base?" The West Coast Misfits asked General Hawk. The new team was assembled in his office.
"Oh, this is going to be great for my singing career." Ali sighed.
"Mailbu Base is an offshoot of the Pit." Hawk explained. "To help stop terrorist activities in the West Coast of the United States, a special group of Joes were assembled. Technically, they're known as West Coast Anti- Terrorist Force Gamma, but informally, they're called the Malibu Joes." Hawk handed each of the kids folders. "This is the roster of the base." The kids looked at the files. Some of them burst out laughing.
"What have I gotten myself into?" Toshiro sighed.
"I hope we can be a help." Ace said.
"I hope they're tolerant of mutants." Rahne said with some worry. Hawk chuckled.
"Actually, I have gotten numerous requests for a mutant team from Malibu Base." Hawk chuckled. "They'll be thrilled to have you." Wolfsbane seemed relieved.
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(The X-Mansion)
"Ow!! Barney!!" Scott shouted. Barney was on his shoulders, holding a brand new whiffle bat. "Who gave him a new bat?!?!"
"BAT!!! BAT!!! BAT!!!" Barney screamed. "NERD!!! NERD!!! HIT NERD!!!"
"RAZOR!!!!" Scott roared. "DID YOU TEACH HIM THIS OWWWWW!!!! CLAUDIUS!!!" Claudius, cradling a stuffed shark he got in one arm, slashed Scott across the calves with his claws.
"NERD!!!" Claudius screamed.
"Attack, my evil babies!" Razor laughed in an evil voice.
"I'll get you for this, Razor!" Scott snapped. "OW!!! MY HEAD!!! OW!! MY LEGS!!! I HATE THESE BABIES!!!" Foxfire and Avalanche laughed.
"Man, I love those babies." Fox grinned. "Serves Summers right. No one is better than me!"
"You are so full of yourself." Lance said. The adults came downstairs.
"How was your Christmas?" Storm asked.
"SWEET!!" The kids responded, complimented by an "OWWW!!!! BARNEY!!!!" from Scott.
"I wonder, did we get anything?" Beast found a present for himself. "Aw sweet! A laptop!"
"Thanks Logan!" Jinx put on her ninja star necklace.
"Oh wonderful!" Storm smiled as she picked up a bonsai tree, and another plant.
"The bonsai tree's from me." Shipwreck grinned.
"The other plant's from me." Bulldog explained. "It's a rare plant from Europe. It only blossoms during a full moon. It's known as a Wolf Flower."
"More like a Puppy Flower." Shipwreck quipped. Bulldog glared.
"At least I'm not a drunken water rat." Bulldog replied. "I got a new leather jacket."
{And I got a sweet new collar.} Davey Boy barked happily.
"At least I'm not a stuffy Brit." Shipwreck huffed. "And I got a sweet model boat."
"SAY THAT AGAIN!!!" Bulldog roared.
"GLADLY!!!!" Shipwreck raised his fists. Both Joes got blasted with electricity.
"Ow." They said. Ororo sighed.
"Thank you both for the presents." She said simply.
"Thanks for the scarf, Barbecue." Lionheart grinned, holding up a multicolored scarf. "Now how about a kiss?" She puckered up at the fireman. Barbecue cringed.
"Heck no!" Barbecue said. {I didn't get her anything.} "Keep away from me!" {She gave me a picture of herself. Fantastic. At least John got me a new axe.} Lionheart started chasing Barbecue. "Leave me alone, you psycho! HELP ME!!!"
"Awww, thank you Low Light. A stuffed marksman teddy bear." Cover Girl grinned. Beach Head forced the door open.
"WHO TOOK SERGEANT SNUFFLES?!?!" Beach Head roared.
"Uh Beach Head, he's in your hand." Low Light pointed. Beach Hand looked at his hand and the exposed part of his cheeks turned red with embarrassment.
"Uh...um...Right. Sorry." Beach Head slinked away, completely embarrassed.
"What a dope." Shipwreck groaned.
"Look who's talking." Bulldog snickered.
"WAIT UNTIL TOMMORROW, BRIT!!!!" Shipwreck roared.
"Uh-huh." Bulldog chuckled.
"Alright!" Low Light whooped when he got his present. "A new rifle!"
"How beautiful..." Spirit held a tomahawk with a pearly handle.
"John suggested it." Lance grinned.
"No, I didn't." Pyro said.
"I meant Thunderbird." Lance said. "Good thing he's on the West Coast team. I think it'd be waaaaaay too confusing, having more than one John on the same team."
"I think they just call him by his last name." Jean shrugged.
"You got that right, girl!" Velocity grinned, walking in with the rest of the West Coast Misfits.
"Aye." Wolfsbane agreed.
"Rahne..." Moira walked up to her adopted daughter. "I am still not sure if I made the right decision to allow you onto the team."
"Ahh, relax Moira." Ace grinned. "Ol' Wolfy's tougher than she looks."
"Yeah." Theresa agreed. "For me, without Rahne, The West Coast Misfits don't feel like a team. I'm sure my father would feel the same."
"Speaking of Sean, where did he go?" Moira wondered.
"HO HO HO HO!!!!!!!!" Three voices crowed. Everyone looked to see Banshee, Beast, and Iron Man stagger in, dressed in like Santas. "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HIC!!!!!"
"Who gave 'em the spiked eggnog?" Paul laughed.
"SANTA!!!" Tigra squealed.
"Oh what a great Christmas. Eggnog anyone?" Xavier sighed. He then heard a punch. "I knew it!" Everyone started brawling.
"YEEEEEOWWWWWW!!!!!!" Scott screamed, running around with his pants on fire. Razor burst out laughing.
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..." Razor, Fox, and Lance sang, struggling to not laugh.
"OH SHUT UP!!!!" Scott shouted.
"TIGRA, GET OFF ME!!! JINX, STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME!!!!" Logan snapped.
"BULLDOG, THAT'S MY EAR!!!"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!" The Santas called.
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(Dr. Rankin's Lab)
Dr. Rankin sighed. He had just finished repairing the damage dome to the Mimic, as well as wiped the memory of the bio-droid, restoring it to its original state.
"There we go." The doctor wiped his brow. "Now to go into town and celebrate Christmas." He looked at the Mimic. "You have caused a lot of trouble today. I'll decide what to do with you tomorrow." Dr. Rankin left the lab. "Goodnight, Mimic." He turned off the lights in the lab and closed the door. After several minutes, the Mimic's eyes glowed.
Well, here's my Christmas fic for you! I hope you've had fun reading it as I have had writing it! What'll happen in the next story? What madness will occur? What of the West Coast Misfits? Who is at Malibu Base? Find out soon! This is L1701E, saying keep on reading!!! Suggestions needed badly for stories and soldiers at Malibu Base!!!
Wow! 78 reviews! A new record!
To Red Witch: Glad you liked the chapter! What'd the babies get? Well, we'll find out!
To Aaron: I don't know if featuring the Osbournes is against the rules, so I doubt they'll make an appearance. I think Lila would be amazed by the Superstars.
To Sparky Genocide: Most likely the X-Boys will hate Paul's guts again. I do want to bring Lila in, if only to drive Sam crazy. I really can imagine her as a fun-loving, flirtatious rocker who develops a bit of an obsession with Sam.
To RogueFanKC: Nice. Here's some more for you!
To Wizard1: Aw c'mon, I can imagine Lila and Guido being practically inseparable! I dunno if it's against the rules to feature the Osbournes. Model the soldiers after Police Academy, huh? Well, I do have one idea...
To FairyGhost: Glad to hear from you! Inu-Yasha's ears looked like cat ears to me. Meh. Keep on reading!
Chapter 13: Christmas Chaos Ends!
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(The Pit)
"Malibu Base?" The West Coast Misfits asked General Hawk. The new team was assembled in his office.
"Oh, this is going to be great for my singing career." Ali sighed.
"Mailbu Base is an offshoot of the Pit." Hawk explained. "To help stop terrorist activities in the West Coast of the United States, a special group of Joes were assembled. Technically, they're known as West Coast Anti- Terrorist Force Gamma, but informally, they're called the Malibu Joes." Hawk handed each of the kids folders. "This is the roster of the base." The kids looked at the files. Some of them burst out laughing.
"What have I gotten myself into?" Toshiro sighed.
"I hope we can be a help." Ace said.
"I hope they're tolerant of mutants." Rahne said with some worry. Hawk chuckled.
"Actually, I have gotten numerous requests for a mutant team from Malibu Base." Hawk chuckled. "They'll be thrilled to have you." Wolfsbane seemed relieved.
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(The X-Mansion)
"Ow!! Barney!!" Scott shouted. Barney was on his shoulders, holding a brand new whiffle bat. "Who gave him a new bat?!?!"
"BAT!!! BAT!!! BAT!!!" Barney screamed. "NERD!!! NERD!!! HIT NERD!!!"
"RAZOR!!!!" Scott roared. "DID YOU TEACH HIM THIS OWWWWW!!!! CLAUDIUS!!!" Claudius, cradling a stuffed shark he got in one arm, slashed Scott across the calves with his claws.
"NERD!!!" Claudius screamed.
"Attack, my evil babies!" Razor laughed in an evil voice.
"I'll get you for this, Razor!" Scott snapped. "OW!!! MY HEAD!!! OW!! MY LEGS!!! I HATE THESE BABIES!!!" Foxfire and Avalanche laughed.
"Man, I love those babies." Fox grinned. "Serves Summers right. No one is better than me!"
"You are so full of yourself." Lance said. The adults came downstairs.
"How was your Christmas?" Storm asked.
"SWEET!!" The kids responded, complimented by an "OWWW!!!! BARNEY!!!!" from Scott.
"I wonder, did we get anything?" Beast found a present for himself. "Aw sweet! A laptop!"
"Thanks Logan!" Jinx put on her ninja star necklace.
"Oh wonderful!" Storm smiled as she picked up a bonsai tree, and another plant.
"The bonsai tree's from me." Shipwreck grinned.
"The other plant's from me." Bulldog explained. "It's a rare plant from Europe. It only blossoms during a full moon. It's known as a Wolf Flower."
"More like a Puppy Flower." Shipwreck quipped. Bulldog glared.
"At least I'm not a drunken water rat." Bulldog replied. "I got a new leather jacket."
{And I got a sweet new collar.} Davey Boy barked happily.
"At least I'm not a stuffy Brit." Shipwreck huffed. "And I got a sweet model boat."
"SAY THAT AGAIN!!!" Bulldog roared.
"GLADLY!!!!" Shipwreck raised his fists. Both Joes got blasted with electricity.
"Ow." They said. Ororo sighed.
"Thank you both for the presents." She said simply.
"Thanks for the scarf, Barbecue." Lionheart grinned, holding up a multicolored scarf. "Now how about a kiss?" She puckered up at the fireman. Barbecue cringed.
"Heck no!" Barbecue said. {I didn't get her anything.} "Keep away from me!" {She gave me a picture of herself. Fantastic. At least John got me a new axe.} Lionheart started chasing Barbecue. "Leave me alone, you psycho! HELP ME!!!"
"Awww, thank you Low Light. A stuffed marksman teddy bear." Cover Girl grinned. Beach Head forced the door open.
"WHO TOOK SERGEANT SNUFFLES?!?!" Beach Head roared.
"Uh Beach Head, he's in your hand." Low Light pointed. Beach Hand looked at his hand and the exposed part of his cheeks turned red with embarrassment.
"Uh...um...Right. Sorry." Beach Head slinked away, completely embarrassed.
"What a dope." Shipwreck groaned.
"Look who's talking." Bulldog snickered.
"WAIT UNTIL TOMMORROW, BRIT!!!!" Shipwreck roared.
"Uh-huh." Bulldog chuckled.
"Alright!" Low Light whooped when he got his present. "A new rifle!"
"How beautiful..." Spirit held a tomahawk with a pearly handle.
"John suggested it." Lance grinned.
"No, I didn't." Pyro said.
"I meant Thunderbird." Lance said. "Good thing he's on the West Coast team. I think it'd be waaaaaay too confusing, having more than one John on the same team."
"I think they just call him by his last name." Jean shrugged.
"You got that right, girl!" Velocity grinned, walking in with the rest of the West Coast Misfits.
"Aye." Wolfsbane agreed.
"Rahne..." Moira walked up to her adopted daughter. "I am still not sure if I made the right decision to allow you onto the team."
"Ahh, relax Moira." Ace grinned. "Ol' Wolfy's tougher than she looks."
"Yeah." Theresa agreed. "For me, without Rahne, The West Coast Misfits don't feel like a team. I'm sure my father would feel the same."
"Speaking of Sean, where did he go?" Moira wondered.
"HO HO HO HO!!!!!!!!" Three voices crowed. Everyone looked to see Banshee, Beast, and Iron Man stagger in, dressed in like Santas. "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! HIC!!!!!"
"Who gave 'em the spiked eggnog?" Paul laughed.
"SANTA!!!" Tigra squealed.
"Oh what a great Christmas. Eggnog anyone?" Xavier sighed. He then heard a punch. "I knew it!" Everyone started brawling.
"YEEEEEOWWWWWW!!!!!!" Scott screamed, running around with his pants on fire. Razor burst out laughing.
"Chestnuts roasting on an open fire..." Razor, Fox, and Lance sang, struggling to not laugh.
"OH SHUT UP!!!!" Scott shouted.
"TIGRA, GET OFF ME!!! JINX, STOP LAUGHING AND HELP ME!!!!" Logan snapped.
"BULLDOG, THAT'S MY EAR!!!"
"MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!" The Santas called.
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(Dr. Rankin's Lab)
Dr. Rankin sighed. He had just finished repairing the damage dome to the Mimic, as well as wiped the memory of the bio-droid, restoring it to its original state.
"There we go." The doctor wiped his brow. "Now to go into town and celebrate Christmas." He looked at the Mimic. "You have caused a lot of trouble today. I'll decide what to do with you tomorrow." Dr. Rankin left the lab. "Goodnight, Mimic." He turned off the lights in the lab and closed the door. After several minutes, the Mimic's eyes glowed.
Well, here's my Christmas fic for you! I hope you've had fun reading it as I have had writing it! What'll happen in the next story? What madness will occur? What of the West Coast Misfits? Who is at Malibu Base? Find out soon! This is L1701E, saying keep on reading!!! Suggestions needed badly for stories and soldiers at Malibu Base!!!