*Disclaimer*: *sigh* I do not own Alias or any of its characters. That honor goes to JJ Abrams, Bad Robot, ABC, and anyone else who created it. I do own however the characters that you don't recognize like agent Barrings and agent Selesto.

A/N: MUST READ! If you haven't been following up (shame on you) then you should know that Sydney and Jack switched bodies. Weiss knows about the switch and Sloane is the one who caused it. Vaughn is swamped with paperwork so he can't help out with the mission that 'Sydney' is currently on. Sloane thinks that the machine did not work. Francie wants to know why Sydney has been avoiding her. Sydney's time of the month comes while Jack is in her body. 'Sydney' (and the team sent into her by the CIA) have found out what links all the artifacts together (after 'she' had started acting like a bimbo of course). Sydney thinks that she sees the artifact that doesn't belong. A man gets suspicious about where a certain foxy brunette went and goes to look for her. A man walks up to Sloane and tells him 'it's time.' Oh yeah, I got an email from a fan asking why Vaughn hardly ever showed up in my story except for the beginning, I'm sooo sorry but he's swamped with paperwork and in my story he's not supposed to be there, yet. Then he would figure out early that something was wrong with Sydney. He'll show up and have a major part in the story, soon, I promise. Until then, in this chapter I'll give him a part.

Chapter 6

"I think I see the artifact that doesn't belong!" Bristow shouted from across room. This got everyone's attention. They turned and ran toward the object that she was pointing at. A ball. Like one you would find in a playground.

"I don't get it why doesn't it belong?"

"Because it's childish and everything else you would see a normal adult using. Besides a PE teacher and a parent playing with their kids when would you see an adult using a kickball. It's childish."

"Nu uh" a man argued

"Yes huh" she countered

"Nu uh"

"Yes huh"

~Back upstairs~

Maxwell quietly stepped inside of a room. He headed toward a painting a pushed it aside as he hit the button behind it. ^So the Cherie has already been here. ^ He thought as he noticed that the button was in a different formation as if someone had already pushed it. Heading towards the chute he wondered what she was after.

~Downstairs~

"NU UH!"

"YES HUH!"

"Agent Bristow, agent Barrings, pardon my language but will both of you SHUT UP!" Agent Selesto screamed currently pissed off at both agents. "The only thing childish here is the two of you!"

~Back at the CIA~

Vaughn sat back in his chair after going to get yet another cup of coffee. No matter how much work he put into it the paper work for the report of the last assignment never seemed to die down. In fact the paperwork seemed to be constantly growing. His hand was hurting; maybe Kendal liked seeing him suffer. It had been him who had 'suggested' that he do some of it by hand. And when Kendal 'suggested' for you to do something it was more like an order except more powerful.

~Back upstairs in the I.D.L.A.B.M.A.R. building~

Maxwell jumped into the chute and landed in the other end with a quiet thud. He quietly worked his way to the sound of voices. He stopped when he heard a familiar voice.

"So just grab everything else." 'Sydney' commanded and everyone spread out to do just that. Just as she was grabbing more artifacts she heard someone command her to freeze. She turned around to face Maxwell, one of the guys who worked in the I.D.L.A.B.M.A.R. building.

"Put down the artifacts nice and slowly," he commanded quietly for only her to hear as he pulled out a hidden gun and aimed it right at her. She did as she was told and lowered all of them to the ground. Lunging at him he easily flipped her to the ground. Rolling back and forth 'Sydney' easily avoided a few of his punches. He went to attack again but 'Sydney' only smiled at him. Without a second thought 'Sydney' took his startled form for granted and kicked him in the balls. Tumbling to the ground he hit headfirst moaning and groaning and covering his balls. She rolled out of his way and picked up the gun and the artifacts.

"What's going on?" an agent asked running towards her.

"It seems we had a guest," 'Sydney' informed him pointing to the man on the floor. "I say we get out of here before his buddies come to look for him."

"I'd say you are right, we can't risk losing the artifacts we already have." Grabbing all the artifacts they could they headed toward the door that the team had come through earlier. As soon as 'Sydney's ' hand was on the door knob it was thrust open as someone on the other side shouted the ever so common word: "freeze" (no one ever freezes so why do people say that anymore?) 'Sydney' threw her artifacts to an agent who wasn't holding anything and attacked the guy who has been speaking only a minute ago. The agents just watched as the two people battle it out since there was nothing they could do. Their arms were currently occupied with artifacts. Knocking the guy to the ground with a swift spin kick 'Sydney' landed on the ground anything but gracefully. Damn how does Sydney do this? The agents sat around watching the fight sighing. The man got up off the ground and this time came running at full speed to one of the agents holding the artifacts. Sticking out her foot Sydney tripped the man and threw him against the wall before mouthing to the other agents to get out of here before others came. Shrugging they made their way out of the building into a CIA issued car nearby. The man tried his best to scramble out of Sydney's line of sight to gain an edge over her but she wouldn't let him. Overhead on an intercom she could in them announcing the break in in French.

"Where's Agent Bristow?" an agent in the van asked as the agents piled in.

"She told us to go ahead so that we would lose the artifacts because she was in a fight and our hands were full so we couldn't help her." a man spoke up.

The agent just shrugged and motioned for them to close the door.

Throwing the guy against the wall again she managed to knock him unconscious. She headed out toward the door in which the team had left in earlier and looked around for people. Running out the side door she ran up to the van and the door opened before they pulled her inside. Wheels squealing, they sped out of the parking lot.

Vaughn let out a sigh of relief as he finished the last of the report and handed it to Kendal.

"You can go home now if you want to" Kendal informed him shocking Vaughn. "Good job."

Vaughn stood there in shock, had Kendal been smoking something, he was never this nice.

"Unless you want more work…" Kendal continued.

"No, thanks" Vaughn said walking away. With all this extra time he would go visit Sydney at her apartment.

Walking up to Kendal Sydney gave Kendal the pictures of the artifacts they hadn't been able to get and a picture of the artifact that didn't belong. The artifacts that had been accumulated were now in CIA custody.

"Good job agent, you can take the rest of the day off." Kendal said shocking Sydney. Quickly leaving that trance before Kendal could give her more work she headed home. (Ok, I'm sorry if I haven't been putting the quotes around the name and it might be confusing you. Kendal just gave Jack in Sydney's body the day off and Vaughn too {after loading him up with work of course}.)

Heading to her house 'Sydney' decided that there was only one thing left to do.

Opening her door Sydney didn't seem surprised to see Vaughn there. Smiling at him she greeted him in a hug before quickly pulling away. He gave her a look of confusion as her smile faded and she muttered a very common phrase: "Like mother, like daughter". Pulling out a gun she shot at the agent and he quickly fell to the ground blood spilling everywhere. But he wasn't dead, not yet. She hadn't meant for him to die yet. Walking up to a confused Vaughn in pain she aimed the gun directly at his heart "Like father, like son." and shot him in the heart.

A/N: Mwhahahaha I'm evil! Eeeeeeeevil! Gotta tune in next time to see what happens next time on "Freaky Friday, Alias Style". Please read and review. Tell me your thoughts. I don't care if the review is a flamer or a complimenter. PLEASE REVIEW! Or I might leave you in more suspense. Small spoiler for tonight's episode, highlight then copy to word then change the color of the following sentences. OMG! Tonight's episode of Alias is supposed to be where Vaughn finally kisses Lauren but they might have cut that scene out. Not 100% sure. But most likely is supposed to be after Lauren leaves the conference room. Prepare to throw pillow at the tv screen unless you like Lauren. Am I the only person here who thinks Lauren is gonna end up to be a lot like Sydney? Seriously, I have this feeling that that's gonna happen.

-Lilsurfersango (Mel)