Disclaimer: I do not own YGO. sob. Daddy can I own YGO for
Christmas ^_^. oh yeah um if any of this insults you please do
not take it offence I do not mean to disrespect anyone in any
way.
Chapter 1
SCENE- Ms Pany just had a baby
Doctor in the 1700s: I do not think it would live Ms Pany.
Ms Pany: Why doctor?
Doctor in the 1700s: Well you see we had never had a case of retardation like this, I'm quite sure it's because of having sex with your brothers or sisters. Damn!
Ms: But Doctor he was so tempting.
Doctor in the 1700s: I know my sister Ms Mroczec (look in my bio for details) is so hot (this guy is on crack).
Ms Pany: I'll name it. what is it doctor?
Doctor in the 1700s: Um. I can't really tell it looks like penis but I'm not so sure. awwwwwwwwwwww dirty it pissed on me from that weird little thing. it's a boy. yeah a boy.
Ms Pany: ok I'll name him Yugi. oh. no scratch that, oh. wait put it back. not take it off.
Doctor in the 1700s: Make up you mind you idiot!
Ms Pany: Yugi just Yugi Yeah Yugi.. Yugi sounds good Yugi, Yugi, Yugi.
Doctor in the 1700s: Shut up you stupid BI.
Creampuffs: Doctor don't continue, who knows who's reading (X- file music)
Doctor in the 1700s: Shut-up you bastard
Creampuff: what your mean why did I invent you? You suck and just to say Ms Morczec is an ugly old fart who can't pronounce for shit, yeah I said it do you have problem.
Doctor in the 1700s: why you die (Picture me as Bart and Doctor in the 1700s as Homer)
Creampuff: guess what doctor?
Doctor in the 1700s: What?
Creampuff: Your dead
Doctor in the 1700s: No I'm not!
Creampuff: After I press the Backspace button 1,2,3,4,5,6, skip a few 17.
Doctor in the 1700s: Noooooooooooooooo!
Creampuff: Yesssssssssssssssss!
Doctor in the 1700s: Noooooooooooooooo!
Creampuff: Yesssssssssssssssss!
Doctor in the 1700s: Noooooooooooooooo!
Creampuff: Yesssssssssssssssss!
Two Hours Later
Doctor in the 1700s: Noooooooooooooooo!
Creampuff: Yesssssssssssssssss!
Doctor in the 1700s: Noooooooooooooooo!
Creampuff: Yesssssssssssssssss!
Ms. Pany: (clearing of throat) excuse me what do I do about little Yugi. did I say Yugi sounds good, well just to say Yugi sounds good.
Creampuff: If you don't shut up I'll delete you to and it will be quicker then this loser doctor.
Doctor in the 1700s: what did you say
Creampuff: oh yeah forgot about you delete
Doctor in the 1700s: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my legs, my crouch, by neck, my mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Creampuff: finally he's gone.
Ms Pany: yeah so what do I do?
Creampuff: well you see what you do is you take him home you wrap him up then you give him to your husband and watch him divorce you!
Ms Pany: But, But, But, But
Creampuff: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh your so annoying DELETE. ops now Yugi has no Mom oh well I'll transport him to the 21st century.
Warp to the 21st century.
End of Chapter 1
Um if you liked it and want to hear more of when Yugi goes to the 21st century to meet up with his friends (Tea, Joey. Duh) give a good review please thanks for reading. Oh and it's a bit short but give me a break 500 or so words about how Yugi was born is quite good.
Creampuffs-15 ^_^
Chapter 1
SCENE- Ms Pany just had a baby
Doctor in the 1700s: I do not think it would live Ms Pany.
Ms Pany: Why doctor?
Doctor in the 1700s: Well you see we had never had a case of retardation like this, I'm quite sure it's because of having sex with your brothers or sisters. Damn!
Ms: But Doctor he was so tempting.
Doctor in the 1700s: I know my sister Ms Mroczec (look in my bio for details) is so hot (this guy is on crack).
Ms Pany: I'll name it. what is it doctor?
Doctor in the 1700s: Um. I can't really tell it looks like penis but I'm not so sure. awwwwwwwwwwww dirty it pissed on me from that weird little thing. it's a boy. yeah a boy.
Ms Pany: ok I'll name him Yugi. oh. no scratch that, oh. wait put it back. not take it off.
Doctor in the 1700s: Make up you mind you idiot!
Ms Pany: Yugi just Yugi Yeah Yugi.. Yugi sounds good Yugi, Yugi, Yugi.
Doctor in the 1700s: Shut up you stupid BI.
Creampuffs: Doctor don't continue, who knows who's reading (X- file music)
Doctor in the 1700s: Shut-up you bastard
Creampuff: what your mean why did I invent you? You suck and just to say Ms Morczec is an ugly old fart who can't pronounce for shit, yeah I said it do you have problem.
Doctor in the 1700s: why you die (Picture me as Bart and Doctor in the 1700s as Homer)
Creampuff: guess what doctor?
Doctor in the 1700s: What?
Creampuff: Your dead
Doctor in the 1700s: No I'm not!
Creampuff: After I press the Backspace button 1,2,3,4,5,6, skip a few 17.
Doctor in the 1700s: Noooooooooooooooo!
Creampuff: Yesssssssssssssssss!
Doctor in the 1700s: Noooooooooooooooo!
Creampuff: Yesssssssssssssssss!
Doctor in the 1700s: Noooooooooooooooo!
Creampuff: Yesssssssssssssssss!
Two Hours Later
Doctor in the 1700s: Noooooooooooooooo!
Creampuff: Yesssssssssssssssss!
Doctor in the 1700s: Noooooooooooooooo!
Creampuff: Yesssssssssssssssss!
Ms. Pany: (clearing of throat) excuse me what do I do about little Yugi. did I say Yugi sounds good, well just to say Yugi sounds good.
Creampuff: If you don't shut up I'll delete you to and it will be quicker then this loser doctor.
Doctor in the 1700s: what did you say
Creampuff: oh yeah forgot about you delete
Doctor in the 1700s: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my legs, my crouch, by neck, my mmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Creampuff: finally he's gone.
Ms Pany: yeah so what do I do?
Creampuff: well you see what you do is you take him home you wrap him up then you give him to your husband and watch him divorce you!
Ms Pany: But, But, But, But
Creampuff: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh your so annoying DELETE. ops now Yugi has no Mom oh well I'll transport him to the 21st century.
Warp to the 21st century.
End of Chapter 1
Um if you liked it and want to hear more of when Yugi goes to the 21st century to meet up with his friends (Tea, Joey. Duh) give a good review please thanks for reading. Oh and it's a bit short but give me a break 500 or so words about how Yugi was born is quite good.
Creampuffs-15 ^_^