Disclaimer: I do not own YGO Note: Yami is a sprit in Yugi's head that constantly annoys him only Yugi can hear him.

Chapter 2- Yugi has gone crazy

Knock, Knock

Joey: Hey Yug wake up. Helloooo Yug wake up. YUGI open this Damn door.

Yugi: *opens the door* Hey Joey what's up!

Yami: Kill him Kill him

Yugi: No! Shut-up leave me alone you bastard

Joey: Fine be like that Yugi but I'll just ask Tristan to go to the concert with me, why did you call me a bastard? You know you're an Asshole Bye.

Yugi: Look what you did I'll never forgive you for that!

Joey: What! look what I did? Look what you did you just lost one of your good friends asshole.

Yugi: Shit! * Closes door * you know Yami you really are annoying

Yami: He was not what you deserve.

Yugi: He? I don't deserve you!

Yami: What Ever you'll thank me later!

* Later in the Day around One o'clock *

Ring, Ring

Yugi: Hello

Tea: Hey Yug

Yugi: Oh hello bitch

Tea: What did you call me!

Yugi: Nothing sorry hello

Tea: um ok. do you want to go to the mall with Ryou and I?

Yugi: Um yeah. Fuck. I shouldn't have said that!

Tea: You don't have to come you know

Yugi: No I want to go cocksucker I mean Tea

Tea: Um. ok I'll be over in 10 minutes

Yugi: ok

Yami: Say she's a little bitch and you want to screw her up the ass.

Yugi: No I don't want to you fucken asshole!

Tea: Fine then never mind *Click*

Yugi: Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnit

Yami: Hahahahahahahaha that was great I should write a book I'll call it the shity life of Yugi... yeah that would be great.

Yugi: You know you're the most inconsiderate person in the whole fucken world and this damn swearing problem I hate it, it's all your fault.

Yami; you know if you were to just calm your self a bit you wouldn't have to swear as much and if you were to listen to me you would have more fun of a life.

Yugi: Shut up leave me alone you ba ba ba what the fucken hell damn swearing and now I'm st st st stud d d d d dering, I'm going to my room.

Yami: Good I'll follow!

Yugi: No really it's all you've been doing for the last bit life.

Yami: I know it's great isn't it.

Yugi: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

*Around 3 o'clock*

Yami: You know Yugi you should go find that teeoh or whatever her name is.

Yugi: Your still here I was hoping I would die in my sleep, and who were you talking about.

Yami: You know the Fucken bitch that blew you off on the phone.

Yugi: She's not a Fucken Bitch

Yami: Fine a Mother Fucken Bitch

Yugi: You know she has a name, use it

Yami: Have you been listening I just asked for the bitch's name

Yugi: it's Tea, Tea.

Yami: Well ok go to the Mall and find this Tea bitch.

Yugi: you know you might have said something smart after all except for the bitch part.

Yami: Let's go

Yugi: ok.

End of Chapter 2

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