It was a beautiful night for the two of them. Mario and Peach were at a Restaruant in a small little town near Mushroom Kingdom. Peach gazed at Mario with lavish smiles and blowing kisses, while Mario gulped on his spigetti and meatballs. Apprently he paid no attension to the princess. After a good thrity minutes of eating Mario look up at Peach, who was still smiling.
``Peach will you...``, As Mario said this, he left his hand in his pockets searching for something.
``Maybe hes going to ask for my hand in marriage! Oh this will be the day! Oh the thought of Mrs. Mario or whatever! Peach thought.
``As I was saying, will you,`` pulls out something from his pocket, ``take care of my house, P? I`m afraid I have to go visit my grandmother,`` he lied, ``It will be best if you can keep it nice and neat and a clean. Okay? Great thanks P, I knew I could trust you!``
In a flash, Mario dashed out of the Restaurant, leaving Peach alone to herself. ``He has no grandmother... he just... wanted to end our relationship!`` Tears dripped from her eyes, as she recalled back to all those wonderful memories with him... The time when she, Mario and his brother Luigi were stuck in a sewage and their only way out was common sense, using their plummer tools. Escaping from an army of Gumbas. When Peach was always captured by Bowser. Also, the fact that they shared a special bond, a bond of everlasting... friendship? Could that be? All this time, Mario was never interesting in starting a relationship but just an endless friendly terms?
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Peach`s Castle
``I cannot believe there was no chemistry between you guys?`` Zelda said, after hearing the bad news.
Zelda was sitting on her side of Peach's bed, flipping through pages of some books. Peach`s mind drifted with all kinds of thoughts, confusion, beauty, and love. Having many observations as to why, Mario never felt for her before. Confusion; Peach thought Mario loved her but really is into friendship. Beauty; Maybe if she was prettier, Mario will notice her even more. Love; Mario never returned back his love for Peach as she did.
``Admit it I am fat and ugly?``
Zelda looked up from the book, and stared at Peach with a blank expression on her face.
``I knew it! You simple had nothing to say because it reality you think that way, and not talking will not hurt my feelings!``
``Princess Peach! What are you talking about?``
``That I am fat and ugly?``
``No you`re not, what makes you, is how you put it into yourself. Remember what the Master Hand said; You may think you are fat and ugly but you will always have a nice @$$.``
This remark made Peach fall on to the floor and start cracking up. Soon Zelda joined in and the room filled with laughter. Quickly Toad ran in to see the commotion, instead of crying (what he expected) he saw too young ladies laughing for no reason.
``Such callow young fools``, he mumbled,``okay ladies, what is so funny around here?``
There laughter slowly died down and Peah replied, ``Just having a good time!``
He did not buy that because he knew Peach had an emotional breakdown the night before. Though he played along with the game,``Oh okay... but I was about to tell you some awesome news if you told the truth. Oh well, can`t change that, later.`` He slowly walked out of the door and counted for three seconds before they would answer.
``Wait!`` Peach begged, ``Zelda just told a phrase from Master Hand and it turned me to laughing. Now will you please tell us the news? I am dying to hear!``
Yes! ``Oh? I just wanted to say, I do have a nice @$$ too!`` Avoiding any torture he quicky ran out of the room.
``That jerk!`` Peach yelled.
``Do not worry Peach, we will get our revenge. But in the meantime I saw this advertisement in the newspaper, stating about some movie... and looking for a person to play this princess part. Interested? Anyway there director is Captain Falcon...``
``The point is?``
``I am trying to get you a new man!``
Immediately Peach`s face turned flushed pink, her heart pounding harder than ever, and felt as if sweat was coming down her face. With a horrified look she screamed, ``Are you crazy?``
Zelda simple smiled, ``Nope. Just helping you!``
``Peach will you...``, As Mario said this, he left his hand in his pockets searching for something.
``Maybe hes going to ask for my hand in marriage! Oh this will be the day! Oh the thought of Mrs. Mario or whatever! Peach thought.
``As I was saying, will you,`` pulls out something from his pocket, ``take care of my house, P? I`m afraid I have to go visit my grandmother,`` he lied, ``It will be best if you can keep it nice and neat and a clean. Okay? Great thanks P, I knew I could trust you!``
In a flash, Mario dashed out of the Restaurant, leaving Peach alone to herself. ``He has no grandmother... he just... wanted to end our relationship!`` Tears dripped from her eyes, as she recalled back to all those wonderful memories with him... The time when she, Mario and his brother Luigi were stuck in a sewage and their only way out was common sense, using their plummer tools. Escaping from an army of Gumbas. When Peach was always captured by Bowser. Also, the fact that they shared a special bond, a bond of everlasting... friendship? Could that be? All this time, Mario was never interesting in starting a relationship but just an endless friendly terms?
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Peach`s Castle
``I cannot believe there was no chemistry between you guys?`` Zelda said, after hearing the bad news.
Zelda was sitting on her side of Peach's bed, flipping through pages of some books. Peach`s mind drifted with all kinds of thoughts, confusion, beauty, and love. Having many observations as to why, Mario never felt for her before. Confusion; Peach thought Mario loved her but really is into friendship. Beauty; Maybe if she was prettier, Mario will notice her even more. Love; Mario never returned back his love for Peach as she did.
``Admit it I am fat and ugly?``
Zelda looked up from the book, and stared at Peach with a blank expression on her face.
``I knew it! You simple had nothing to say because it reality you think that way, and not talking will not hurt my feelings!``
``Princess Peach! What are you talking about?``
``That I am fat and ugly?``
``No you`re not, what makes you, is how you put it into yourself. Remember what the Master Hand said; You may think you are fat and ugly but you will always have a nice @$$.``
This remark made Peach fall on to the floor and start cracking up. Soon Zelda joined in and the room filled with laughter. Quickly Toad ran in to see the commotion, instead of crying (what he expected) he saw too young ladies laughing for no reason.
``Such callow young fools``, he mumbled,``okay ladies, what is so funny around here?``
There laughter slowly died down and Peah replied, ``Just having a good time!``
He did not buy that because he knew Peach had an emotional breakdown the night before. Though he played along with the game,``Oh okay... but I was about to tell you some awesome news if you told the truth. Oh well, can`t change that, later.`` He slowly walked out of the door and counted for three seconds before they would answer.
``Wait!`` Peach begged, ``Zelda just told a phrase from Master Hand and it turned me to laughing. Now will you please tell us the news? I am dying to hear!``
Yes! ``Oh? I just wanted to say, I do have a nice @$$ too!`` Avoiding any torture he quicky ran out of the room.
``That jerk!`` Peach yelled.
``Do not worry Peach, we will get our revenge. But in the meantime I saw this advertisement in the newspaper, stating about some movie... and looking for a person to play this princess part. Interested? Anyway there director is Captain Falcon...``
``The point is?``
``I am trying to get you a new man!``
Immediately Peach`s face turned flushed pink, her heart pounding harder than ever, and felt as if sweat was coming down her face. With a horrified look she screamed, ``Are you crazy?``
Zelda simple smiled, ``Nope. Just helping you!``