A/N this is my first fanfic, and my friend and I wrote this in school when
we were EXTREMELY bored (coughhackspanishclasshackcough). AAAAnywhy, I hope
you enjoy this story, even though it's extremely twisted and screwed up.
Please R&R! NO FLAMES!
(Theme Music) Dum, da da da dum da dum.Alex and his Pet Monkey! Dum da da dadum da dum (Theme music fades away)
Alex once had a pet monkey that, if at all possible, was uglier than Alex. The monkey's name was Bababobo. Alex wanted to name the monkey Homer, but the monkey disliked that name. In fact, the monkey also disliked Spongebob Squarepants, Iron Chef, Star Wars, Lizzie McGuire, and Spiderman; these were all of Alex's favorite shows. One day Bababobo got really mad at Alex and leapt upon his head and started pulling out Alex's hair. "AAAHHHHHHH!!!!" Alex screamed in agony. Then Bababobo pulled out a tranquilizer and stabbed Alex in the arm, in high hopes of harming Alex. What Bababobo didn't realize was the tranquilizer was filled with fruit juice. Alex, being totally enraged, sent out Mr., his alter ego (a boulder). Bababobo, angry that the tranquilizer failed to work, sent out Raindrop, his archrival! A few minutes later, because it was so hot, Raindrop began to evaporate, so Bababobo sent out Christina Aguilera and Eminem. In return, Alex sent out J.Lo. Christina and J.Lo started to fight, while Eminem just stood there and rapped about hairy monkeys. After a while, Christina and J.Lo got tired of slapping each other and pulling each other's hair out, so Alex sent out Jerry Springer. Eminem jumped Jerry, and started fighting him, while J.Lo and Christina yelled "Jerry! Jerry!" in the background. As angry as he was, Bababobo sent out anything that came to his mind:Britney Spears. Mr.B all of a sudden stuffed baked beans down her throat. Alex then sent out Austin Powers. A.P. lunged at B.S., but recoiled back, for the reason that he smelt something. "Oops, I did it again!" Britney sang. Unluckily for A.P., he was intoxicated. Filled with rage, Bababobo sent out Gollum, and Alex sent out chickens. Gollum ate the chickens, but the chickens started pecking his stomach on the inside, causing internal bleeding. Alex next sent out Patrick. Just as Patrick came onto the field, Gollum made a recovery, and threw one of the chickens at Patrick. The chicken, clucking angrily, hit Patrick in the head! He fell down, in a heap on the floor. "Hot wings! Duuhhhh!" said Patrick dizzily. Alex, on his tether, brought out Harry Potter, and Bababobo brought out Lord Voldemort, and withdrew Gollum. "Hey, you snot-nosed scaly guy!" Harry said to Voldie, with an angry glint in his eye. "Look who's talking, Harry Pothead. You're a scar faced freak!" Voldie retorted with a snort.
In wizarding combat, they withdrew their wands from their robes, and became ready. With a sudden rush, they brought their arms thundering down, and yelled out their incantations. Sparks flying, air almost suffocating with the tenseness, the spells struck at the same time. A blinding flash, accompanied with clap of unearthly sound, and who should pop out but....BUM BUMBUBMBUBUM!!!!!!!!! (More theme music!) (A/N you can deny the story, but you can't deny my score! Hehe! Don't worry; even I don't get my jokes sometimes!) After much delaying, where all the characters sat waiting, eating fruit salad, slushies, popcorn, and tea, they found out whom the 'mystery man/woman' was. It was Fr(censor noise) nah, just kidding! I'm good at delaying things, doncha think? ( Okay, please keep reading! I'll cry if you don't! ( It was..
Frankie from Dreamstreet!
All of a sudden, Frankie started singing, and it was sooooooo horrible, that Gollum started grabbing the chickens and making them poke his stomach to pieces. It was so horrible that Harry and Voldemort started sharing pink fluffy earmuffs, because there was only one pair.
~~~~~Cut to Professor Sprout's living house~~~~~ (See a dark, Gothic living room, but she's got pink fluffy stuff all over the place)
"Sure, they all go for the "masculine" earmuffs, but they'll take anything when they're in need!" she whispered evilly. She then starts laughing, an evil cackle, that fills the room, until she gets constipated, and starts chugging down Metamucil, accompanied by exlax pills.
~~~~~Back to the story!!!!!!!~~~~~
Frankie continues his abhorred racket, and people are flailing out on the floor, crying out in agony. Others were slumped against the wall, groaning in pain. Still, he continues singing. Pretty soon everyone is flat out against the floor, unconscious.
"What'd I say?" Frankie asked, confused," oh well, there's others." He then strutted away, towards the nearest karaoke bar.
~~~~~3 HOURS LATER!~~~~~~
Bababobo woke up before the others, and laughed evilly to himself. " Now I shall build an army of cloned monkeys, insurance workers, used car dealers, door to door salesmen, and telemarketers. They will be under my command, and bumbumbum! MARTHA STEWART'S!
That's it, but wait, there can be more! If I get enough reviews, I'll have a sequel, and it'll probably be better than what my friend and I wrote. Thanx!
WARNING: if you don't read and REVIEW, I'll set my overweight cat on you, Frankie will sing a song for you especially, and Bababobo will pull your hair out.
(Theme Music) Dum, da da da dum da dum.Alex and his Pet Monkey! Dum da da dadum da dum (Theme music fades away)
Alex once had a pet monkey that, if at all possible, was uglier than Alex. The monkey's name was Bababobo. Alex wanted to name the monkey Homer, but the monkey disliked that name. In fact, the monkey also disliked Spongebob Squarepants, Iron Chef, Star Wars, Lizzie McGuire, and Spiderman; these were all of Alex's favorite shows. One day Bababobo got really mad at Alex and leapt upon his head and started pulling out Alex's hair. "AAAHHHHHHH!!!!" Alex screamed in agony. Then Bababobo pulled out a tranquilizer and stabbed Alex in the arm, in high hopes of harming Alex. What Bababobo didn't realize was the tranquilizer was filled with fruit juice. Alex, being totally enraged, sent out Mr., his alter ego (a boulder). Bababobo, angry that the tranquilizer failed to work, sent out Raindrop, his archrival! A few minutes later, because it was so hot, Raindrop began to evaporate, so Bababobo sent out Christina Aguilera and Eminem. In return, Alex sent out J.Lo. Christina and J.Lo started to fight, while Eminem just stood there and rapped about hairy monkeys. After a while, Christina and J.Lo got tired of slapping each other and pulling each other's hair out, so Alex sent out Jerry Springer. Eminem jumped Jerry, and started fighting him, while J.Lo and Christina yelled "Jerry! Jerry!" in the background. As angry as he was, Bababobo sent out anything that came to his mind:Britney Spears. Mr.B all of a sudden stuffed baked beans down her throat. Alex then sent out Austin Powers. A.P. lunged at B.S., but recoiled back, for the reason that he smelt something. "Oops, I did it again!" Britney sang. Unluckily for A.P., he was intoxicated. Filled with rage, Bababobo sent out Gollum, and Alex sent out chickens. Gollum ate the chickens, but the chickens started pecking his stomach on the inside, causing internal bleeding. Alex next sent out Patrick. Just as Patrick came onto the field, Gollum made a recovery, and threw one of the chickens at Patrick. The chicken, clucking angrily, hit Patrick in the head! He fell down, in a heap on the floor. "Hot wings! Duuhhhh!" said Patrick dizzily. Alex, on his tether, brought out Harry Potter, and Bababobo brought out Lord Voldemort, and withdrew Gollum. "Hey, you snot-nosed scaly guy!" Harry said to Voldie, with an angry glint in his eye. "Look who's talking, Harry Pothead. You're a scar faced freak!" Voldie retorted with a snort.
In wizarding combat, they withdrew their wands from their robes, and became ready. With a sudden rush, they brought their arms thundering down, and yelled out their incantations. Sparks flying, air almost suffocating with the tenseness, the spells struck at the same time. A blinding flash, accompanied with clap of unearthly sound, and who should pop out but....BUM BUMBUBMBUBUM!!!!!!!!! (More theme music!) (A/N you can deny the story, but you can't deny my score! Hehe! Don't worry; even I don't get my jokes sometimes!) After much delaying, where all the characters sat waiting, eating fruit salad, slushies, popcorn, and tea, they found out whom the 'mystery man/woman' was. It was Fr(censor noise) nah, just kidding! I'm good at delaying things, doncha think? ( Okay, please keep reading! I'll cry if you don't! ( It was..
Frankie from Dreamstreet!
All of a sudden, Frankie started singing, and it was sooooooo horrible, that Gollum started grabbing the chickens and making them poke his stomach to pieces. It was so horrible that Harry and Voldemort started sharing pink fluffy earmuffs, because there was only one pair.
~~~~~Cut to Professor Sprout's living house~~~~~ (See a dark, Gothic living room, but she's got pink fluffy stuff all over the place)
"Sure, they all go for the "masculine" earmuffs, but they'll take anything when they're in need!" she whispered evilly. She then starts laughing, an evil cackle, that fills the room, until she gets constipated, and starts chugging down Metamucil, accompanied by exlax pills.
~~~~~Back to the story!!!!!!!~~~~~
Frankie continues his abhorred racket, and people are flailing out on the floor, crying out in agony. Others were slumped against the wall, groaning in pain. Still, he continues singing. Pretty soon everyone is flat out against the floor, unconscious.
"What'd I say?" Frankie asked, confused," oh well, there's others." He then strutted away, towards the nearest karaoke bar.
~~~~~3 HOURS LATER!~~~~~~
Bababobo woke up before the others, and laughed evilly to himself. " Now I shall build an army of cloned monkeys, insurance workers, used car dealers, door to door salesmen, and telemarketers. They will be under my command, and bumbumbum! MARTHA STEWART'S!
That's it, but wait, there can be more! If I get enough reviews, I'll have a sequel, and it'll probably be better than what my friend and I wrote. Thanx!
WARNING: if you don't read and REVIEW, I'll set my overweight cat on you, Frankie will sing a song for you especially, and Bababobo will pull your hair out.