The 12 Days of a Gung-ho-Gun Christmas

Disclaimer: I don't own Trigun, or the song "The 12 Days of Christmas." And please, no flames
for any verses that aren't really Gung-ho-Gun, yet Trigun related. I'm not that good with this
kind of stuff! LEAVE ME ALONE!! *hides in a corner*

On the first day of Christmas, Legato gave to me, a KuroNeko-Sama!

On the second day of Christmas, Legato gave to me, two insurance girls, and a KuroNeko-Sama!

On the third day of Christmas, Legato gave to me, three demons eyes, two insurance girls, and a
KuroNeko-Sama!

On the fourth day of Christmas, Legato gave to me, four loaded guns, three demons eyes, two
insurance girls, and a KuroNeko-Sama!

On the fifth day of Christmas, Legato gave to me, FIVE ANGEL ARMS! Four loaded guns, three
demons eyes, two insurance girls, and a KuroNeko-Sama!

On the sixth day of Christmas, Legato gave to me, six deranged robots, FIVE ANGEL ARMS!
Four loaded guns, three demons eyes, two insurance girls, and a KuroNeko-Sama!

On the seventh day of Christmas, Legato gave to me, seven insane puppets, six deranged robots,
FIVE ANGEL ARMS! Four loaded guns, three demons eyes, two insurance girls, and a
KuroNeko-Sama!

On the eighth day of Christmas, Legato gave to me, eight yummy hotdogs, seven insane puppets,
six deranged robots, FIVE ANGEL ARMS! Four loaded guns, three demons eyes, two insurance
girls, and a KuroNeko-Sama!

On the ninth day of Christmas, Legato gave to me, nine plates of cheesecake, eight yummy
hotdogs, seven insane puppets, six deranged robots, FIVE ANGEL ARMS! Four loaded guns,
three demons eyes, two insurance girls, and a KuroNeko-Sama!

On the tenth day of Christmas, Legato gave to me, ten giant sandworms, nine plates of
cheescake, eight yummy hotdogs, seven insane puppets, six deranged robots, FIVE ANGEL
ARMS! Four loaded guns, three demons eyes, two insurance girls, and a KuroNeko-Sama!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, Legato gave to me, eleven saxophones, ten giant sandworms,
nine plates of cheesecake, eight yummy hotdogs, seven insane puppets, six deranged robots,
FIVE ANGEL ARMS! Four loaded guns, three demons eyes, two insurance girls, and a
KuroNeko-Sama!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Legato gave to me, twelve pretty katanas, eleven saxophones,
ten giant sandworms, nine plates of cheesecake, eight yummy hotdogs, seven insane puppets, six
deranged robots, FIVE ANGEL ARMS! Four loaded guns, three demons eyes, two insurance
girls, and a KUUURROOONEEKKOO-SAAAMMAAA!

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*bows* Now you all have a new carol to sing on Christmas Eve! HURRAY! The great Zazie
always thinks up cool things, eh? Well, anyway, review. No flames. Or the sandworms will eat
you. *grin*