I don't own any of the characters, except Greg

After driving for 5 minutes, they finally made it to gopher golf land.

A Guy with a gopher suit and a golf ball hat on, greeted them

Guy: Hi, my name is Greg the Gopher

Smashers: HI, GREG

Greg: Yes, well welcome to gopher golf land, the great place for a minigolf

game with gopher in it's name. To your left is great globs of good sweets

in our gopher sweet shop. To your right is the golf shop, for pro golfers.

Straight ahead is the mini golf field, for great gopheristic mini golf

players.

Link: Gopheristic, is that a word?

Peach: Let's see (looks in dictionary) the definition of gopheristic is

cool

Link: So Zelda, do you think I'm gopheristic?

Zelda: Yea right

Kirby: um, can we stop this and go inside?

Mario: Fine'a, we will'a go in'a side

Yoshi: WILL YOU STOP THAT CRAP!!!

Mario: Sorry

Peach: Well any way Zelda, samus and I have decided to play a game of

mini golf by our selves

Kirby: Fine

peach: FIne

Kirby: FINe

Peach: FINE

Kirby: FINE!

Peach: FI..

Jigglypuff: SHUT UP

Peach: Fine

Ness: Any way, I going to the sweet shop, who's with me?

Kirby: I am

Young link: me two

Ness: anyone else?

pikachu, pichu, Jigglypuff, Yoshi, Nana, and popo said yes also, and they

all went to the sweet shop

Link: Well I guess that leaves us men

Luigi: So, lets go to the golf shop

Falco: That's fine with me

Meanwhile..

Zelda: WHAT!!!! What do you mean one game for 3 pepole is 75 cents

Man: Uhh, it's just 3 quarters

Zelda: JUST THREE QUARTERS!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT IS

Man: 75 cents

Zelda: That's right, and I'm not paying that outragous price

Peach: Zelda, it's just a small amount

Samus: Besides, we each are paying for are selves

Zelda: 25 Cents, well I guess that's not too bad

Man: Uhh, go in

While this was happening...

Ness: CANDY!!

Kirby: YEAH!!!

They all run inside, and jump into the pile of candy

Kirby: Good thing I still have money from the game-a-thon. Have as much candy

as you want, MY TREAT

Smashers: WAHOOOOOO

They ate globs and blobs and zobs of candy

Ness: Is zobs a word?

Popo: Who cares?

Pikachu: Hey, where's pichu

Nana: I don't know, last I saw he was by the... OH NO

Yoshi: What

Nana: He was by the door to the robotic bakery

Jigglypuff: Then let's find him before he becomes a pichu pop

Meanwhile..

Sales person: This golf club is the best we have

Link: But, that's a flamingo



Sale's person: No it is'nt

Link: I'm finding another salesperson

Sale's person: NO, WAIT I NEED A SALE

On the other side of the shop...

Luigi: Mario, with these groovy golf ball's, will be the best characters

in the new mario golf game

Mario: I know

Dk: No, me will

Bowser: I will be

Dr.mario: No, me

Mario: No, you won't

Dr.Mario: And why not

Luigi: Because, you have, and will only have one game

Dr.mario: AHHH MAN

Back at the mini golf course..

Peach: So on hole one samus got 8 strokes,Zelda got 5 strokes, and I got 1 stroke

Zelda: YOU CHEATER

Peach: Oh, and it's my fault that I was in mario golf

Zelda: Yes

Samus: Zelda, Your not that bad, and besides, I suck

Zelda: But I want to be the best

Peach: Oh shut up

Zelda: Oh yea (slaps peach)

Peach: Owww, rrrrr take this (slaps zelda)

Zelda: That's it, your going down

Peach and zelda started having a cat fight. In the end samus had to pull them

out of the fountain, and to the medical station

Samus: Wait, why is there a medical station at a mini golf course

Dr. mario: well, to be a more popular character, I decided to open a medical

booth

Samus: What's that have to do with popularity

Dr.mario: I don't know

Back at the sweet shop...

Yoshi: Pichu, where are you?

popo: Pichu where are you?

ness: this is stupid, let's split up.

pikachu: yea

so they all went in different directions. What they didn't know was that picuh

was sleeping in a pile of candy

Pichu: (yawns) Huu, were is everyone? Hmm, they must have left to find the other smashers.

oh well, maybe they're still outside(leaves)

Meanwhile...

yoshi: Hey pichu, where are you!!!

pikachu: pichu buddy, come out

Suddenly, pikachu tripped on yoshi's tail and they both fell in to a vat of chocolate

They were grabbed by a mechanical hand, and they were put on the rack with the

Chocolate bunnies. On the other side, popo and nana were also searching, when..

Popo: I DON'T WANT TO BE A LOLLIPOP

Nana: Popo calm down, we'll get out of here

Popo: HOW, we're in hardened sticky stuff

Nana: I know, LICK

So while Nana and Popo were licking there way out, and pickachu and yoshi

were chewing there way out, ylink, kirby, jigglypuff, and ness all heard pichu

and went into the main hall.

Ness: He must have, WHAT THE!!

Ness had spotted the two giant ice climber pop's

Ness: How did you get in there?

Nana: We fell in a vat

Popo: HELP US

Ylink: Ok, just a second (starts to cut the lollipop) There

Popo: Ohhh, thank you!!!!

Kirby: hey, look

Kirby spotted two giant muntant chocolate bunnies, who were yoshi and pikachu

Jigglypuff: Oh no, let's get them out

Kirby: YEAH, I get to eat muntant bunnies( sucks them up) THERE (spit's them out)

Yoshi: Ewww, thank you

Pikachu: I am never eating chocolate again

Ness: Let's get pichu

everyone: ALL RIGHT

They caught up with pichu and hugged him. Now, back at the shop

Link: THAT'S IT!!! First a flamingo, then a axe, now this

Salesperson: But sir, everyone uses cooked turkeys

Link: AHHHH, LET'S leave

Link grabbed every smasher, then, he threw them in the bus.

Peach: Uhh, were are we going??

Link: To park

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