I don't own any of the characters, except Greg
After driving for 5 minutes, they finally made it to gopher golf land.
A Guy with a gopher suit and a golf ball hat on, greeted them
Guy: Hi, my name is Greg the Gopher
Smashers: HI, GREG
Greg: Yes, well welcome to gopher golf land, the great place for a minigolf
game with gopher in it's name. To your left is great globs of good sweets
in our gopher sweet shop. To your right is the golf shop, for pro golfers.
Straight ahead is the mini golf field, for great gopheristic mini golf
players.
Link: Gopheristic, is that a word?
Peach: Let's see (looks in dictionary) the definition of gopheristic is
cool
Link: So Zelda, do you think I'm gopheristic?
Zelda: Yea right
Kirby: um, can we stop this and go inside?
Mario: Fine'a, we will'a go in'a side
Yoshi: WILL YOU STOP THAT CRAP!!!
Mario: Sorry
Peach: Well any way Zelda, samus and I have decided to play a game of
mini golf by our selves
Kirby: Fine
peach: FIne
Kirby: FINe
Peach: FINE
Kirby: FINE!
Peach: FI..
Jigglypuff: SHUT UP
Peach: Fine
Ness: Any way, I going to the sweet shop, who's with me?
Kirby: I am
Young link: me two
Ness: anyone else?
pikachu, pichu, Jigglypuff, Yoshi, Nana, and popo said yes also, and they
all went to the sweet shop
Link: Well I guess that leaves us men
Luigi: So, lets go to the golf shop
Falco: That's fine with me
Meanwhile..
Zelda: WHAT!!!! What do you mean one game for 3 pepole is 75 cents
Man: Uhh, it's just 3 quarters
Zelda: JUST THREE QUARTERS!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT IS
Man: 75 cents
Zelda: That's right, and I'm not paying that outragous price
Peach: Zelda, it's just a small amount
Samus: Besides, we each are paying for are selves
Zelda: 25 Cents, well I guess that's not too bad
Man: Uhh, go in
While this was happening...
Ness: CANDY!!
Kirby: YEAH!!!
They all run inside, and jump into the pile of candy
Kirby: Good thing I still have money from the game-a-thon. Have as much candy
as you want, MY TREAT
Smashers: WAHOOOOOO
They ate globs and blobs and zobs of candy
Ness: Is zobs a word?
Popo: Who cares?
Pikachu: Hey, where's pichu
Nana: I don't know, last I saw he was by the... OH NO
Yoshi: What
Nana: He was by the door to the robotic bakery
Jigglypuff: Then let's find him before he becomes a pichu pop
Meanwhile..
Sales person: This golf club is the best we have
Link: But, that's a flamingo
Sale's person: No it is'nt
Link: I'm finding another salesperson
Sale's person: NO, WAIT I NEED A SALE
On the other side of the shop...
Luigi: Mario, with these groovy golf ball's, will be the best characters
in the new mario golf game
Mario: I know
Dk: No, me will
Bowser: I will be
Dr.mario: No, me
Mario: No, you won't
Dr.Mario: And why not
Luigi: Because, you have, and will only have one game
Dr.mario: AHHH MAN
Back at the mini golf course..
Peach: So on hole one samus got 8 strokes,Zelda got 5 strokes, and I got 1 stroke
Zelda: YOU CHEATER
Peach: Oh, and it's my fault that I was in mario golf
Zelda: Yes
Samus: Zelda, Your not that bad, and besides, I suck
Zelda: But I want to be the best
Peach: Oh shut up
Zelda: Oh yea (slaps peach)
Peach: Owww, rrrrr take this (slaps zelda)
Zelda: That's it, your going down
Peach and zelda started having a cat fight. In the end samus had to pull them
out of the fountain, and to the medical station
Samus: Wait, why is there a medical station at a mini golf course
Dr. mario: well, to be a more popular character, I decided to open a medical
booth
Samus: What's that have to do with popularity
Dr.mario: I don't know
Back at the sweet shop...
Yoshi: Pichu, where are you?
popo: Pichu where are you?
ness: this is stupid, let's split up.
pikachu: yea
so they all went in different directions. What they didn't know was that picuh
was sleeping in a pile of candy
Pichu: (yawns) Huu, were is everyone? Hmm, they must have left to find the other smashers.
oh well, maybe they're still outside(leaves)
Meanwhile...
yoshi: Hey pichu, where are you!!!
pikachu: pichu buddy, come out
Suddenly, pikachu tripped on yoshi's tail and they both fell in to a vat of chocolate
They were grabbed by a mechanical hand, and they were put on the rack with the
Chocolate bunnies. On the other side, popo and nana were also searching, when..
Popo: I DON'T WANT TO BE A LOLLIPOP
Nana: Popo calm down, we'll get out of here
Popo: HOW, we're in hardened sticky stuff
Nana: I know, LICK
So while Nana and Popo were licking there way out, and pickachu and yoshi
were chewing there way out, ylink, kirby, jigglypuff, and ness all heard pichu
and went into the main hall.
Ness: He must have, WHAT THE!!
Ness had spotted the two giant ice climber pop's
Ness: How did you get in there?
Nana: We fell in a vat
Popo: HELP US
Ylink: Ok, just a second (starts to cut the lollipop) There
Popo: Ohhh, thank you!!!!
Kirby: hey, look
Kirby spotted two giant muntant chocolate bunnies, who were yoshi and pikachu
Jigglypuff: Oh no, let's get them out
Kirby: YEAH, I get to eat muntant bunnies( sucks them up) THERE (spit's them out)
Yoshi: Ewww, thank you
Pikachu: I am never eating chocolate again
Ness: Let's get pichu
everyone: ALL RIGHT
They caught up with pichu and hugged him. Now, back at the shop
Link: THAT'S IT!!! First a flamingo, then a axe, now this
Salesperson: But sir, everyone uses cooked turkeys
Link: AHHHH, LET'S leave
Link grabbed every smasher, then, he threw them in the bus.
Peach: Uhh, were are we going??
Link: To park
What do you think
After driving for 5 minutes, they finally made it to gopher golf land.
A Guy with a gopher suit and a golf ball hat on, greeted them
Guy: Hi, my name is Greg the Gopher
Smashers: HI, GREG
Greg: Yes, well welcome to gopher golf land, the great place for a minigolf
game with gopher in it's name. To your left is great globs of good sweets
in our gopher sweet shop. To your right is the golf shop, for pro golfers.
Straight ahead is the mini golf field, for great gopheristic mini golf
players.
Link: Gopheristic, is that a word?
Peach: Let's see (looks in dictionary) the definition of gopheristic is
cool
Link: So Zelda, do you think I'm gopheristic?
Zelda: Yea right
Kirby: um, can we stop this and go inside?
Mario: Fine'a, we will'a go in'a side
Yoshi: WILL YOU STOP THAT CRAP!!!
Mario: Sorry
Peach: Well any way Zelda, samus and I have decided to play a game of
mini golf by our selves
Kirby: Fine
peach: FIne
Kirby: FINe
Peach: FINE
Kirby: FINE!
Peach: FI..
Jigglypuff: SHUT UP
Peach: Fine
Ness: Any way, I going to the sweet shop, who's with me?
Kirby: I am
Young link: me two
Ness: anyone else?
pikachu, pichu, Jigglypuff, Yoshi, Nana, and popo said yes also, and they
all went to the sweet shop
Link: Well I guess that leaves us men
Luigi: So, lets go to the golf shop
Falco: That's fine with me
Meanwhile..
Zelda: WHAT!!!! What do you mean one game for 3 pepole is 75 cents
Man: Uhh, it's just 3 quarters
Zelda: JUST THREE QUARTERS!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT IS
Man: 75 cents
Zelda: That's right, and I'm not paying that outragous price
Peach: Zelda, it's just a small amount
Samus: Besides, we each are paying for are selves
Zelda: 25 Cents, well I guess that's not too bad
Man: Uhh, go in
While this was happening...
Ness: CANDY!!
Kirby: YEAH!!!
They all run inside, and jump into the pile of candy
Kirby: Good thing I still have money from the game-a-thon. Have as much candy
as you want, MY TREAT
Smashers: WAHOOOOOO
They ate globs and blobs and zobs of candy
Ness: Is zobs a word?
Popo: Who cares?
Pikachu: Hey, where's pichu
Nana: I don't know, last I saw he was by the... OH NO
Yoshi: What
Nana: He was by the door to the robotic bakery
Jigglypuff: Then let's find him before he becomes a pichu pop
Meanwhile..
Sales person: This golf club is the best we have
Link: But, that's a flamingo
Sale's person: No it is'nt
Link: I'm finding another salesperson
Sale's person: NO, WAIT I NEED A SALE
On the other side of the shop...
Luigi: Mario, with these groovy golf ball's, will be the best characters
in the new mario golf game
Mario: I know
Dk: No, me will
Bowser: I will be
Dr.mario: No, me
Mario: No, you won't
Dr.Mario: And why not
Luigi: Because, you have, and will only have one game
Dr.mario: AHHH MAN
Back at the mini golf course..
Peach: So on hole one samus got 8 strokes,Zelda got 5 strokes, and I got 1 stroke
Zelda: YOU CHEATER
Peach: Oh, and it's my fault that I was in mario golf
Zelda: Yes
Samus: Zelda, Your not that bad, and besides, I suck
Zelda: But I want to be the best
Peach: Oh shut up
Zelda: Oh yea (slaps peach)
Peach: Owww, rrrrr take this (slaps zelda)
Zelda: That's it, your going down
Peach and zelda started having a cat fight. In the end samus had to pull them
out of the fountain, and to the medical station
Samus: Wait, why is there a medical station at a mini golf course
Dr. mario: well, to be a more popular character, I decided to open a medical
booth
Samus: What's that have to do with popularity
Dr.mario: I don't know
Back at the sweet shop...
Yoshi: Pichu, where are you?
popo: Pichu where are you?
ness: this is stupid, let's split up.
pikachu: yea
so they all went in different directions. What they didn't know was that picuh
was sleeping in a pile of candy
Pichu: (yawns) Huu, were is everyone? Hmm, they must have left to find the other smashers.
oh well, maybe they're still outside(leaves)
Meanwhile...
yoshi: Hey pichu, where are you!!!
pikachu: pichu buddy, come out
Suddenly, pikachu tripped on yoshi's tail and they both fell in to a vat of chocolate
They were grabbed by a mechanical hand, and they were put on the rack with the
Chocolate bunnies. On the other side, popo and nana were also searching, when..
Popo: I DON'T WANT TO BE A LOLLIPOP
Nana: Popo calm down, we'll get out of here
Popo: HOW, we're in hardened sticky stuff
Nana: I know, LICK
So while Nana and Popo were licking there way out, and pickachu and yoshi
were chewing there way out, ylink, kirby, jigglypuff, and ness all heard pichu
and went into the main hall.
Ness: He must have, WHAT THE!!
Ness had spotted the two giant ice climber pop's
Ness: How did you get in there?
Nana: We fell in a vat
Popo: HELP US
Ylink: Ok, just a second (starts to cut the lollipop) There
Popo: Ohhh, thank you!!!!
Kirby: hey, look
Kirby spotted two giant muntant chocolate bunnies, who were yoshi and pikachu
Jigglypuff: Oh no, let's get them out
Kirby: YEAH, I get to eat muntant bunnies( sucks them up) THERE (spit's them out)
Yoshi: Ewww, thank you
Pikachu: I am never eating chocolate again
Ness: Let's get pichu
everyone: ALL RIGHT
They caught up with pichu and hugged him. Now, back at the shop
Link: THAT'S IT!!! First a flamingo, then a axe, now this
Salesperson: But sir, everyone uses cooked turkeys
Link: AHHHH, LET'S leave
Link grabbed every smasher, then, he threw them in the bus.
Peach: Uhh, were are we going??
Link: To park
What do you think
