Title: Elrond's Reasons For Choosing the Members of the Fellowship 5/6
Authors: The Elf and The Dwarf (Mayetra and Hedda)
Rating: R
Disclaimer: If we owned 'em do you honestly think we would share them?
Special Warnings: Naughty language, implied drug use
Summary: The real reasons Elrond chose the members of the Fellowship.
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I'm starting to understand what King Thranduil means when he says his son is whore. He sent me a letter pleading to find a way for Legolas to prove his manliness other than trying to bed every female he sees. I was pretty sure that he had been exaggerating, when he said Legolas had managed to knock up half of the eligible females in the palace. But given his roving eyes I'm starting to have my doubts. I've never seen a boy so given to primping; he's constantly patting his hair. While we were having the first council about the Ring, I actually caught him buffing his nails. Then the dumb ass goes and starts blabbing about Aragorn being Isildur's heir. HELLO! That was supposed to be a secret. Stupid git.
Well, he's not staying here. I'll send him along and hopefully; he can shoot his bow as well he can seduce females. Plus, it will drive Galadriel crazy when he shows up in Lorien, she's already got a hard enough time with that slut Haldir. Let's see how she handles him. And if it's Celeborn's lucky day, the old hag will run off with the git. If not, he can show off to the Human with his spiffy horse riding skills and nifty combat maneuvers like sliding stairs on a shield. The boy is all style and no substance, but the Humans will be impressed.
And if I'm really lucky, Aragorn will take a fancy to him and leave my poor baby girl alone.
Now, what to do about Gandalf. TBC
Authors: The Elf and The Dwarf (Mayetra and Hedda)
Rating: R
Disclaimer: If we owned 'em do you honestly think we would share them?
Special Warnings: Naughty language, implied drug use
Summary: The real reasons Elrond chose the members of the Fellowship.
*~*
I'm starting to understand what King Thranduil means when he says his son is whore. He sent me a letter pleading to find a way for Legolas to prove his manliness other than trying to bed every female he sees. I was pretty sure that he had been exaggerating, when he said Legolas had managed to knock up half of the eligible females in the palace. But given his roving eyes I'm starting to have my doubts. I've never seen a boy so given to primping; he's constantly patting his hair. While we were having the first council about the Ring, I actually caught him buffing his nails. Then the dumb ass goes and starts blabbing about Aragorn being Isildur's heir. HELLO! That was supposed to be a secret. Stupid git.
Well, he's not staying here. I'll send him along and hopefully; he can shoot his bow as well he can seduce females. Plus, it will drive Galadriel crazy when he shows up in Lorien, she's already got a hard enough time with that slut Haldir. Let's see how she handles him. And if it's Celeborn's lucky day, the old hag will run off with the git. If not, he can show off to the Human with his spiffy horse riding skills and nifty combat maneuvers like sliding stairs on a shield. The boy is all style and no substance, but the Humans will be impressed.
And if I'm really lucky, Aragorn will take a fancy to him and leave my poor baby girl alone.
Now, what to do about Gandalf. TBC