Why hello hello hello our adoring fans! Yes, I know we haven't written in
awhile, but these works of masterpieces take time! Anyway, it was summer
vacation, what do you expect? Anyway, we have shocking news we must
complain about..
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN STEALING OUR MATERIAL!!!!! (GASP!)(FAINT!)(DIE!) Yes, sadly, this is a fact, some1 stole something very original to us, Bababobo's secret lair!!! If you want to use our material, ask us and say you got the idea from us in your beforeword..thing.Anyway! On with the very short chapter which we'll write more to later soon, such as this month!!!!
DiScLaImEr: we don't own cranky old lawyers. Only monkeys craving world domination, and the other stuff we thought of which movie directors and authors want real bad!
We return to our story at Bogin, Muns, and Muns where Alex is talking to
Bogin......
"Well Alex, i'm glad you came here," Bogin said. "Why, so you can steal my
MONEY?!" Alex screamed, his eyebrows frowning , so that they almost looked like Elrond's."Cause I can't take anymore of this!," sceamed Alex. "After what Morgan did to me!" "What?!?!" yelled Bogin, so loud that Alex fell out of his chair. "You went to those
know-it-alls?!"
"Calm down.....,"said Alex slowly. "No! I will not calm down!!" Bogin's eyes flashed red, and he started to foam at the mouth. "Everyone goes to them! No one comes to US! They just think that they can do whatever they want and rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Alex, who was sitting in his chair again, was fingering his Martha
Stewart's pepper spray in his pocket. Yes. Her company makes pepper spray. Alex was one of the few who knew about her secret company. This company made things like "Martha Stewart's Do It Yourself Surgery Kits", "M S's Potato Guns, and other things like that. Bogin, who was finally calming down, sat down in his chair. Alex breathed a sigh of relief.
"No, no, Alex, i'm your 'friend', i would never do what that meanie Morgan
did to you...," Bogin replied smoothly, as if he had never had a temper
tantrum.
"Sniff...really?" Alex asked, his eyes twinkling in tears. "Of course...in fact, since i'm your friend, i'll let you borrow my special
floral patterned Martha Stewart Hanky!" Bogin said, "But not until we get
back to our deal!" Bogin began going through 'important papers' which were just photos of catuses dressed in Halloween costumes and neon squirrel cages. "Okay, just a sec...hmm...hhhmmmm...hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm..................
hhhhh- hhhhhhmmmmmm...................(Big breath)hh-" "STOP IT! I SAID STOP! YOU'RE TEARING ME APAAAAARRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!" Alex
exclaimed, a mad glint in his eye, "go 'hhmmmmm' one more time, and i'll
punch you with my Hulk Hands(trademark)!"
"OK! OK.....,"Said Bogin.
Bogin then thought of something. What people didn't know was that B, M,
and M had a secret lab chamber underground. They used it as a place to
force people to watch re-runs of Blue Clues, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy,
and The Bachelor, so the people would be tortured into giving them more
money and so that the people would be tortured into spying on other people
for them.
"Now all i have to do,"thought Bogin," is to get Mr. Alex down there. I've got it!
Look! It's a parade full of mechanical monkeys doing the Can-Can!," yelled
Bogin, pointing out his window. As Alex ran for thhe window and plastered
himself to the window, Bogin put two of "Martha Stewart's I'm Wide Awake
and I Want Someone to Knock Me Out" pills in Alex's coffee that Bogin gave
him when Alex first came in.
Meanwhile, Bababobo was discussing ransom plans with Martha Stewart. "Give them back!" "NO!" "Give them back!" "After much thought an consideration, I've decided-NO!" "Give them back!" "NO!" "Give them back!" "I have a better idea. I'll have a loverly tea party with my army of car dealers and telemarketers, and I'll use the paper doilies to keep doughnuts over filling with jelly in them-" "No! Jelly from doughnuts would stain my precious little babies!"Martha exclaimed. "Shut-up woman! I wasn't finished!!After that, I'll throw them away, and not even bother to use a paintbrush to wipe the crumbs off them!" "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
At that moment Bababobo's cell phone went off.*phone ring* "
brass monkey! That funky monkey!"
"Hello? Yes, this is Bababobo. Oh, hey Pinto!.wait, what? AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!NOT THE ICE WEASELS!!!!AHHHHHHHH!!!!yes, I can hold. Oh, do I want a new mattress?Well, now that you menti- No, goodbye!"
"Hey, Martha, Pinto was just on the phone, he said the ice weasels are attacking my army."
While Bababobo was on the phone, Martha had stolen her doilies, but she had also left a present on his desk. Inspecting it, he discovered they were a new pair of shiny socks!ooohhhhh!
"Well, that was nice of her! Hey, what's that pattern..Oh my good gracious me! It's ice weasels! AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Bababobo ran out of his 'office' and down to Bogin, Munns, and Munns to ask for help.
That was it, now, Cathie and I are going to wait for the reviews to pour in.
WAIT! WE NEED TO GO OVER THE REVIEWING RULES!!!!
We don't care if you think Frankie is a good singer or Morgan and Munns saved you money. It's extremely annoying getting e-mails from crazed fangirls getting mad at us for poking fun at Frankie. We're going to do it. Get used to it.
Don't send us reviews saying we suck and all. We only accept constructive critizing reviews. That and reviews saying that you adore our story.
EVERY REVIEWER GETS A FREE CAN OF MARTHA STEWART PEPPER SPRAY!!!
YAY FOR PEPPER SPRAY!!!
Thank you all!!!!
Just a sec.I'm sorry about telling you those rules, I sounded like a
pruny old fart. To make up for it, if you review in the first day the new
chapter goes out, you get a free Alex target to aim at! Enjoy!!!!
P.S. we know this is only about .00000000000000000001% dealing with HP,
but despite that fact, it's a nice bedtime story to read to your cat.
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN STEALING OUR MATERIAL!!!!! (GASP!)(FAINT!)(DIE!) Yes, sadly, this is a fact, some1 stole something very original to us, Bababobo's secret lair!!! If you want to use our material, ask us and say you got the idea from us in your beforeword..thing.Anyway! On with the very short chapter which we'll write more to later soon, such as this month!!!!
DiScLaImEr: we don't own cranky old lawyers. Only monkeys craving world domination, and the other stuff we thought of which movie directors and authors want real bad!
We return to our story at Bogin, Muns, and Muns where Alex is talking to
Bogin......
"Well Alex, i'm glad you came here," Bogin said. "Why, so you can steal my
MONEY?!" Alex screamed, his eyebrows frowning , so that they almost looked like Elrond's."Cause I can't take anymore of this!," sceamed Alex. "After what Morgan did to me!" "What?!?!" yelled Bogin, so loud that Alex fell out of his chair. "You went to those
know-it-alls?!"
"Calm down.....,"said Alex slowly. "No! I will not calm down!!" Bogin's eyes flashed red, and he started to foam at the mouth. "Everyone goes to them! No one comes to US! They just think that they can do whatever they want and rule the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Alex, who was sitting in his chair again, was fingering his Martha
Stewart's pepper spray in his pocket. Yes. Her company makes pepper spray. Alex was one of the few who knew about her secret company. This company made things like "Martha Stewart's Do It Yourself Surgery Kits", "M S's Potato Guns, and other things like that. Bogin, who was finally calming down, sat down in his chair. Alex breathed a sigh of relief.
"No, no, Alex, i'm your 'friend', i would never do what that meanie Morgan
did to you...," Bogin replied smoothly, as if he had never had a temper
tantrum.
"Sniff...really?" Alex asked, his eyes twinkling in tears. "Of course...in fact, since i'm your friend, i'll let you borrow my special
floral patterned Martha Stewart Hanky!" Bogin said, "But not until we get
back to our deal!" Bogin began going through 'important papers' which were just photos of catuses dressed in Halloween costumes and neon squirrel cages. "Okay, just a sec...hmm...hhhmmmm...hhhhhhmmmmmmmmmm..................
hhhhh- hhhhhhmmmmmm...................(Big breath)hh-" "STOP IT! I SAID STOP! YOU'RE TEARING ME APAAAAARRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!" Alex
exclaimed, a mad glint in his eye, "go 'hhmmmmm' one more time, and i'll
punch you with my Hulk Hands(trademark)!"
"OK! OK.....,"Said Bogin.
Bogin then thought of something. What people didn't know was that B, M,
and M had a secret lab chamber underground. They used it as a place to
force people to watch re-runs of Blue Clues, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy,
and The Bachelor, so the people would be tortured into giving them more
money and so that the people would be tortured into spying on other people
for them.
"Now all i have to do,"thought Bogin," is to get Mr. Alex down there. I've got it!
Look! It's a parade full of mechanical monkeys doing the Can-Can!," yelled
Bogin, pointing out his window. As Alex ran for thhe window and plastered
himself to the window, Bogin put two of "Martha Stewart's I'm Wide Awake
and I Want Someone to Knock Me Out" pills in Alex's coffee that Bogin gave
him when Alex first came in.
Meanwhile, Bababobo was discussing ransom plans with Martha Stewart. "Give them back!" "NO!" "Give them back!" "After much thought an consideration, I've decided-NO!" "Give them back!" "NO!" "Give them back!" "I have a better idea. I'll have a loverly tea party with my army of car dealers and telemarketers, and I'll use the paper doilies to keep doughnuts over filling with jelly in them-" "No! Jelly from doughnuts would stain my precious little babies!"Martha exclaimed. "Shut-up woman! I wasn't finished!!After that, I'll throw them away, and not even bother to use a paintbrush to wipe the crumbs off them!" "NNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
At that moment Bababobo's cell phone went off.*phone ring* "
brass monkey! That funky monkey!"
"Hello? Yes, this is Bababobo. Oh, hey Pinto!.wait, what? AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!NOT THE ICE WEASELS!!!!AHHHHHHHH!!!!yes, I can hold. Oh, do I want a new mattress?Well, now that you menti- No, goodbye!"
"Hey, Martha, Pinto was just on the phone, he said the ice weasels are attacking my army."
While Bababobo was on the phone, Martha had stolen her doilies, but she had also left a present on his desk. Inspecting it, he discovered they were a new pair of shiny socks!ooohhhhh!
"Well, that was nice of her! Hey, what's that pattern..Oh my good gracious me! It's ice weasels! AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Bababobo ran out of his 'office' and down to Bogin, Munns, and Munns to ask for help.
That was it, now, Cathie and I are going to wait for the reviews to pour in.
WAIT! WE NEED TO GO OVER THE REVIEWING RULES!!!!
We don't care if you think Frankie is a good singer or Morgan and Munns saved you money. It's extremely annoying getting e-mails from crazed fangirls getting mad at us for poking fun at Frankie. We're going to do it. Get used to it.
Don't send us reviews saying we suck and all. We only accept constructive critizing reviews. That and reviews saying that you adore our story.
EVERY REVIEWER GETS A FREE CAN OF MARTHA STEWART PEPPER SPRAY!!!
YAY FOR PEPPER SPRAY!!!
Thank you all!!!!
Just a sec.I'm sorry about telling you those rules, I sounded like a
pruny old fart. To make up for it, if you review in the first day the new
chapter goes out, you get a free Alex target to aim at! Enjoy!!!!
P.S. we know this is only about .00000000000000000001% dealing with HP,
but despite that fact, it's a nice bedtime story to read to your cat.