I do not own any of the characters

"After they left the gopher golf link lost the map to the park"

Yoshi: Hey, why is there a map to a pacific park?

Kirby: Only yoda knows

Yoda: (appears out of nowhere) Impossible to see the future it is

Jigglypuff: What does the future have to do with why a map was made to a pacific park

Jar-Jar Binks: (appears out of nowhere) Mesa don't know, mesa think that yoda crazy.

Mesa go now (dissappears)

Yoda: The future tells secrets the past may hold

Bowser: Hey, you owe me fifty bucks for that fake fortune you told me. My puppy

didn't come back

Yoda: away I must go, or mince meat I will become (disappears)

Bowser: Come back here!!!

Pikachu: I always did hate starwars

Link: Well, since I lost the map, how are we to get to the park

Pichu: follow the signs that say "loti park this way"

Link: Oh

"Five minutes later"

Ice climbers: Are we there yet?

Link: Almost

Ice climbers: Are we there yet?

Link: I already said, almost

Ice climbers: Are we there yet?

Link: ALMOST!!!

Mario: WERE HERE!

Link: Finally, they were annoying me to heck

Ice climbers: Are we there yet?

Link: THAT'S IT!!! (slices the ice climbers in half)

Ice climbers: ( put themselves back together) Are we there yet?

Link: I give up

" Inside the park, yoshi decided to go ride on one of those bouncing kiddie rides"

Kid: Hey look, they put in a dino shaped kiddie ride

Other kid: YEAH

Yoshi: Hey, get off of me

Kid: WEEE

Yoshi: DIEEEE!!! (Kicks kid)

Other Kid: Ahhh, KIDDIE RIDE ON THE LOOSE

"Over on the other side of the park"

Peach: (while on swing) Wheeeee, push me higher mario

Zelda: (while on swing) Yea, you to link

Link: I hate women

Mario: Me too

Bowser: Man, I wish I had a girl friend

Link: Dude, you really don't

Bowser: Yes I do, but who

"Suddenly, stick fall's from a tree"

Bowser: That's it. I shall call you twigfanny

Mario: Clever

Bowser: Let's dance ( Dances with the twig)

Link: He's lost it

"somewhere else in the park"

Captian Falcon: Ganondorf?

Ganondorf: Yes

Captian Falcon: Are you postive it is safe and fun to tie me up to this spin wheel

and spin me really fast

Ganondorf: Yes, I'm positive

Captian falcon: ok

"Ganodorf started to spin Captian falcon fast, then faster, then fasterer"

Pikachu: Is that a word?

Ganondorf: Who cares

"After a while captain falcon started to get untied. Then he flew off to New

Jersy. Meanwhile"

Kirby: I'm so hungry

Guy in hot dog suit: Then why dont you go to dan's "hot" dog stand

Kirby: Ok, I will

" Kirby went to the stand but didn't have any money, Because he spent it on candy.

So, he decided to suck up the stand, and get some free hot dogs. But, suddenly

a kid knocked him out of the way, and he sucked up, and became a slide.

Kid: oooooooh, a cool soft and bouncy pink slide ( goes down slide) WHEEEEE

Kirby: OWWWWW

"A half an hour later"

Roy: Is everyone ready to leave?

Samshers :YES, YES, YESSSS!!!!

Roy: Ok, well Uhhhh, how about we go to the movies

Samshers: YES, YES, YESSSS!!!!

Roy; Ok, let's go