O.K. people, here it is!! The Eye of Sauron (EOS) gets contacts!! It also discovers that it's allergic to the ash from mount doom!! EYE DROPS!!!!!
~*~ The Eye's Problems ~*~
EOS: *is crying large tears of lava* damn it!! I'm so allergic to that ash from mount doom. I should have listened to mom when she said to pick a site for my evil fortress away from things that would irritate me damn. HOWARD! JOE! I NEED MY VISINE!!
Howard and Joe fly in on their wyverns carrying a large bottle of Visine.
Ringwraith Joe: dude, we've got your eye drops, kay? * begins working a large pump on the Visine bottle. A jet of Visine squirts onto the Eye.
EOS: thank you.
Random Ork #1: your contact is ready!
EOS: oh I'm so glad, these glasses are so annoying *pulls off a single- lensed pair of glasses*
The eye shrinks by about 10X
Random Ork #1: *gasp*
Ringwraith Howard: *gasp*
Ringwraith Joe: that is totally not cool, man. Let's get that contact in before all of middle earth sees you and realizes that you're not that scary.
EOS: realizes?
Ringwraith Joe: ummmmmm thinks.
EOS: oh, ok. Let's get that contact in. call the other ringwraiths.
Ringwraith Joe: Kay. *deep breath* DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDES!!!!
All: *wince* could ya take it down an octave or two?
Ringwraith Joe: sorry
EOS: in with the contact!
LATER
The ringwraiths are still trying to put in the contact correctly. So far, the have tried 78 times
Ringwraith bob: aw man, this is harder than I thought
EOS: *surrounded by a pool of lava* can we get this over with? Its making me water
All: sorry
LATER
Still trying to get in the contact.
Random Ork #2: we're at 104 tries
EOS: help
LATER:
Still trying
LATER:
Still trying.
LATER:
EOS: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Ringwraith Tony: at least we got it in...
EOS: you wait till I get the ring back!! You will pay for this, you goddamn fucking pieces of shit! Filthy little–
Random Ork #3: ah ha ha SCREEN CHANGE!!!
----SCREEN CHANGES----
Frodo:
Sam:
Author: ok then next chapter!
Frodo: at the moment, this is the last chapter
Author: well then let me get it typed
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