Disclaimer: I OWN ALL OF IT!!! YES!! IT'S MINE!!! ALL MINE!!!!

Loraine: shut up, you own nothing. At all. And never will. Ever.

Tourignyne: *cries*

~*~ Leaving Rivendell~*~

Frodo: sooooo.. which way IS it to mordor?

Gandalf: no clue

They all walk up to a large lit up map, like what you see in a mall.

Legolas: its. This way *Points north*

Aragorn: no, its this way *points west*

Boromir:no, its this way *does an arm gesture that reminds us of jack sparrow*

Depp: very nice

Boromir: Well, have to carry on the tradition.

Tourignyne: *appears with Loraine and Lauren* I am the almighty authoress. Y'all can follow me!

Loraine: Don't trust her.

Tourignyne: Shut up

Sam: anyway. Can we get going?

Loraine: of course.

And so they set off

NEARING CARADHRAS

Aragorn: how did we get here so fast?

Lauren: the author is lazy. So she wouldn't have to type, she just put us here.

Aragorn: oh

Tourignyne: that's not true!!

Loraine: yes it is.

Tourignyne: well, how would YOU know?

Loraine: You can't type. I type what you say.

Tourignyne: *mutters*

Loraine: I'm stealing a line now not sure whose.

Tourignyne: that's not nice!

Gandalf: silence! She must steal her line!

All:

Loraine: everyone ought to take a piece of wood, so that if we need a fire, we will have fuel.

Tourignyne: so onward, ever upward, o faithful followers of waldo!

All:

- - -

LATER

- - -

Tourignyne: *singing. Badly.* LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW LET IT SNOW!!

Saruman: enough of the singing already!

Caradhras: alright! Shaddup! *buries tourignyne in snow*

Saruman: thank you!

Gandalf: *gets out of snow* there is a fell voice in the air

Tourignyne: *unburies self* OH THE FIRE IS SLOWLY DYING.

Legolas: *laughs* I can walk on snow and you can't!

Loraine: *straps on snowshoes* oh yes I can! AND I can shut tourignyne up!!

All: you can?

Loraine: hey tourignyne if you shut up, I'll give you this JUMBO pixie sitck!!

Tourignyne: *shuts up*

All: YAAAAAY!!

- - -

LATER

- - -

Frodo: where are we now?

Boromir: yeah, could you stop whipping us from place to place?

Tourignyne: sorry. We're at the gates of moria.

Gandalf: silence! I must remember the password!

All: *silence*

Gandalf: it is in elvish of that I am sure.

Legolas: than why not ask an elf?

Gimli: or a dwarf, who would know the password anyway?

Gandalf: yes, but where to find a dwarf or elf?

All:

Loraine: *cough*stupid*cough*

Tourignyne: hey, I thought I was the sarcastic one!

Loraine: couldn't help myself.

Merry: let me throw a rock in the water

Tourignyne: sure!

All: -_-

Watcher: *bubbles up from the depths* howdy!

Amanda: *appears* I like mellon!

Gates: *open*

Fish:

Boromir: that was weird

Bill: noooooo way am I going in there.

Sam: then farewell, oh my greatest friend! *sobs*

Frodo: I thought you loved ME!!

Loraine: god save us all end this insanity, tourignyne!

Tourignyne: and Amanda's blackmail

Amanda: hee hee

*screen goes blank*

*screen flickers on*

Tourignyne: one more thing

Legolas: end it already!!

Camron: do you feel anorexic?

Legolas: not another one!

Gollum: we hatessss them, preciousssss

Smeagol: no, no we loves the fangirls.

Allie: GOLLUM!!

Smeagol: on second though, we hates them.

Gollum: we better leave

Allie: ooow *leaves*

Camron: I'm staying for the rest of the story!

All:

Loraine: *is hitting head on wall*

Tourignyne: that's it!

*screen goes blank*

*screen stays blank*

*screen is still blank*

*screen flickers on*

all: ENOUGH ALREADY!!!

Tourignyne: geez don't have a cow..

*screen goes blank*

*author notes roll*

well, thanks to my 3 reviwers

except Amanda.

Wait, including Amanda.

Krawkidile: that was SUPPOSED to be random you have given me high praise, AND been my first reveiwer! For that you win the(dun dun dun) TWIG AWARD!! *hold up twig* what do you mean, you don't want a twig? Oh well, have some cookies.

Mintandsage: I take my time to annoy you but heres # 4 and I WILL get around to reviewing your story eventually. I got stuck in the bathroom again my dad had to take out the doorknob. It waqsnt turning. Oh well. Hope you enjoy the update.

LadyElven: well, seeing as you used my name, it was pretty easy to guess mrs orlando bloom? You wish. Although what you see in that demon of hell I will never know *sigh* hope you enjoy the update, and please review!

Legolas: hey!

Tourignyne: tis true

Lauren: no its no- -

*end story*