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Falco: ...mall
smashers: Yay
link: But didn't the mall close five years ago?
Falco: (thinking) That's right. The only mall in town closed because people
thought it was haunted. hmmm, well I can't tell them it's closed, they will
be so disappointed. I'm sure it's not haunted, It's just a little dusty (end thinking)
Ah, no of couse not
Pikachu: Then let's go
Falco: ( thinking) Me and my big mouth. Now what am I going to do.
They went to the mall, or so they thought
Kirby: You sure this is open
Falco: uhhhhh ( thinking) Wait, I have an idea (end thinking) well I lied
Bowser: I'm going to kill you then
Falco: Wait, wait, I lied so I could suprise you. This is uhhh, and old buliding
that used to be the mall, but now is a, a....
Link: Well it's plain to see it's a museum
Falco: uhh, yea i'll go with that
So they went into the mall/ haunted house/museum to....to...to...do stuff, I
don't know
Kirby: I don't think this is a museum
Falco: of course it is. I'ts the kind of museum that's just a house thingy
Fox: You mean like those victorian houses that you walk into and you see old stuff
Falco: Yea, but this is a mal...
Boo: ..BOO
Mario: What's a malboo?
Boo: BOOOOOO!!!
Mario: Who said that??
Boo: BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mario: Why am I the only one talking?
Kirbymcool11: Because everyone else ran a way from the boo
Mario: Oh. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Boo:.. SHUT UP
Mario ran off and found the other smashers
Nana: Your back pudding
Mario: I'm not your pudding
Popo: Yes you are
Mario: Yes popo
Peach: No, he's my pudding
nana: Mine
Peach: Mine
Nana : Mine
Peach: Mine
Nana: Fine, who needs some fat guy any way
Mario: But nana. I love you
Peach: Hey!!
Nana :Your no longer my pudding
Mario: Yes I am
Popo: No you aren't
Mario: Yes popo
Y link: Let's dance
(everyone dances)
Kirby: WAIT A MINUTE!!!! If this mall was closed 5 years ago, why didn't they
demolish it?
Kirbymcool11: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: OH
Captian falcon: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala...
Dr.mario: SHUT IT YOU RETARD
Link: Yea, what he said
fox: Let's think for a few minutes
4 minutes later
Mario: WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE
Luigi: I KNOW
fox: WHAT IF WE WENT BACK TO THE EXIT
Peach: HEY, THATS A GOOD IDEA
mewtwo: WHY ARE WE TALKING IN LOUD VOICES?
Kirbymcool11: BECAUSE I SAID SO !!!!!!!!!
Mewtwo: Oh
pikachu: Well let's got to the exit
Sundenly, the smashers are stopped by three singing ghost
ghost trio: ( they sing a fast speed tune ) We are the gho-ho-host,
who like to scream. We scream HI-I-IGH, and scream LOW. And we al-al-so, like
to burp and pee, which is we-i-ird cause we have no bo-o-dys.
Smashers: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
They ran away from the ghost and the exit
Kirby: Now what, we can't get to the exit
Yoda: (appears) If you use the force, get out you will
Marth: That's it. You have been in the last few chapters, and what have you done?
NOTHING
Bowser: And I want my money
Yoda: Now I will leave or..
Peach: Oh no, your gonna be useful
Yoda: By how?
Peach: Were going to use your head
Yoda: Now you wish to use the knowledge of the force
Peach: No, we want to use the hardness of your head to make a hole in the wall
Yoda : Oh dear
The smashers smacked a hole in the wall by using yoda's head
Yoda: OW ( disappears)
Yoshi: Hey, Why couldn't we make a hole by having bowser punch one?
Kirbymcool11: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!
Yoshi: Oh
Mario :I am tired of this
Luigi: Tired of what?
Mario: Going places where I don't have much fun
Falco: Then where do you want to go?
Mario: DHUUUUUU, where else but the Italain fest
Ganondorf: 0 o
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Mario: Don't give me that look, we're going
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Falco: ...mall
smashers: Yay
link: But didn't the mall close five years ago?
Falco: (thinking) That's right. The only mall in town closed because people
thought it was haunted. hmmm, well I can't tell them it's closed, they will
be so disappointed. I'm sure it's not haunted, It's just a little dusty (end thinking)
Ah, no of couse not
Pikachu: Then let's go
Falco: ( thinking) Me and my big mouth. Now what am I going to do.
They went to the mall, or so they thought
Kirby: You sure this is open
Falco: uhhhhh ( thinking) Wait, I have an idea (end thinking) well I lied
Bowser: I'm going to kill you then
Falco: Wait, wait, I lied so I could suprise you. This is uhhh, and old buliding
that used to be the mall, but now is a, a....
Link: Well it's plain to see it's a museum
Falco: uhh, yea i'll go with that
So they went into the mall/ haunted house/museum to....to...to...do stuff, I
don't know
Kirby: I don't think this is a museum
Falco: of course it is. I'ts the kind of museum that's just a house thingy
Fox: You mean like those victorian houses that you walk into and you see old stuff
Falco: Yea, but this is a mal...
Boo: ..BOO
Mario: What's a malboo?
Boo: BOOOOOO!!!
Mario: Who said that??
Boo: BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Mario: Why am I the only one talking?
Kirbymcool11: Because everyone else ran a way from the boo
Mario: Oh. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
Boo:.. SHUT UP
Mario ran off and found the other smashers
Nana: Your back pudding
Mario: I'm not your pudding
Popo: Yes you are
Mario: Yes popo
Peach: No, he's my pudding
nana: Mine
Peach: Mine
Nana : Mine
Peach: Mine
Nana: Fine, who needs some fat guy any way
Mario: But nana. I love you
Peach: Hey!!
Nana :Your no longer my pudding
Mario: Yes I am
Popo: No you aren't
Mario: Yes popo
Y link: Let's dance
(everyone dances)
Kirby: WAIT A MINUTE!!!! If this mall was closed 5 years ago, why didn't they
demolish it?
Kirbymcool11: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirby: OH
Captian falcon: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala...
Dr.mario: SHUT IT YOU RETARD
Link: Yea, what he said
fox: Let's think for a few minutes
4 minutes later
Mario: WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE
Luigi: I KNOW
fox: WHAT IF WE WENT BACK TO THE EXIT
Peach: HEY, THATS A GOOD IDEA
mewtwo: WHY ARE WE TALKING IN LOUD VOICES?
Kirbymcool11: BECAUSE I SAID SO !!!!!!!!!
Mewtwo: Oh
pikachu: Well let's got to the exit
Sundenly, the smashers are stopped by three singing ghost
ghost trio: ( they sing a fast speed tune ) We are the gho-ho-host,
who like to scream. We scream HI-I-IGH, and scream LOW. And we al-al-so, like
to burp and pee, which is we-i-ird cause we have no bo-o-dys.
Smashers: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
They ran away from the ghost and the exit
Kirby: Now what, we can't get to the exit
Yoda: (appears) If you use the force, get out you will
Marth: That's it. You have been in the last few chapters, and what have you done?
NOTHING
Bowser: And I want my money
Yoda: Now I will leave or..
Peach: Oh no, your gonna be useful
Yoda: By how?
Peach: Were going to use your head
Yoda: Now you wish to use the knowledge of the force
Peach: No, we want to use the hardness of your head to make a hole in the wall
Yoda : Oh dear
The smashers smacked a hole in the wall by using yoda's head
Yoda: OW ( disappears)
Yoshi: Hey, Why couldn't we make a hole by having bowser punch one?
Kirbymcool11: BECAUSE I SAID SO!!!!!!
Yoshi: Oh
Mario :I am tired of this
Luigi: Tired of what?
Mario: Going places where I don't have much fun
Falco: Then where do you want to go?
Mario: DHUUUUUU, where else but the Italain fest
Ganondorf: 0 o
-
Mario: Don't give me that look, we're going
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