Part Sixteen - Conclusion

Joxer relaxed in the hot water, soaking his tired muscles. Today had

been full of surprises. He thought about Gabrielle and Xena, hoping they

were fine, but he also

wondered about his daughter. Why had her powers come back after years

of being nothing but a normal child?

Joxer wasn't aware that a Goddess was watching him as he bathed. She

stared a long time at him before she turned to gaze at Teutales. "So,

this is Adora's mother?"

He nodded. She smiled. "I like what I see, and he has passed every test

I have given him. Yes. You have indeed chosen wisely, my son."

Teutales bowed respectfully in her direction. "Thank you, Mother."

"I will now speak to the young man."

The Goddess appeared in a blaze of light before a very surprised Joxer,

who was just getting out of the tub. He quickly grabbed for his towel

to cover himself. "Hey! Can't I

take a bath in peace? Who are you?" he demanded angrily.

The Goddess moved towards him and waved her hands, drying him off and

giving Joxer new clothes. "I like my granddaughter's mother to look

nice."

Joxer stared at the Goddess. She was beautiful. Her skin was fair and

she was almost as tall as he was. She had long golden red hair and her

eyes were as black as ebony. She was

dressed in a long blue dress made of pure silk.

"Granddaughter? You... You're Adora's grandmother?" Joxer stuttered,

his eyes wide as he gazed at the Goddess.

"Yes. Teutales is my son," the Goddess explained in a soft voice.

Joxer sighed. "So, are you here to take her away? If you are, I will

fight you."

The Goddess raised her hand. "Relax, Joxer. I am not here to take her

from you, but I will visit from time to time - and I am here to tell you

why her powers are back."

The Goddess now had Joxer's full attention. "Why?"

"In years to come, there will be a war between the Gods of Greece and

the Gods of Gaul. Xena's daughter Eve will be in the middle of it. Only

she can bring peace between the

Gods. Your daughter was born to be her protector. Eve will be a woman

of peace but will have enemies and Adora will protect her from them,"

the Goddess explained in her soft

voice.

"Do you mean that Adora will be like Xena?" Joxer asked curiously.

The Goddess shook her head. "No, not like Xena. Adora will protect Eve

with her powers, but she cannot kill. If she kills, Eve will die."

Joxer's eyes sparkled with worry. "Then I have to tell her."

The Goddess placed her hand on Joxer's shoulder. "No, you may *not*

tell her. Adora must use her own judgment."

"But if I don't tell her, she may kill to protect Eve!"

"It will not be until they are grown before the war starts. You can

only hope that she will do the right thing."

Joxer thought for a moment before speaking again. "May I tell Xena and

Gabrielle what I know?"

"I would prefer you tell no one for now."

Joxer sighed. "But Xena should know. If she knew I kept this from her,

she would never trust me again. It's **her** daughter we're talking

about here!"

The Goddess turned away. "Do what you think you must. But I warn you:

it may cause Eve's death."

The Goddess then vanished. Joxer hurried from the back room and saw

that Xena and Gabrielle had come back from Sparta. Gabrielle smiled and

went over to him. She was

about to hug him when she saw the look on his face. "Joxer? Are you

okay?" It seemed to Gabrielle that Joxer stared right through her to watch

Xena, who was swinging her

daughter around in her arms and laughing as Adora clapped her hands and

giggled. A tear rolled down his cheek. "Joxer? Please talk to me. What

happened?" she asked gently.

Startled from his reverie, Joxer looked down at Gabrielle. "Oh

Gabrielle, I'm so glad you are safe," he whispered.

Gabrielle gazed at him sternly. "Joxer, I asked you what's wrong." She

reached up and caressed his cheek, wiping the tears away. "Why are you

crying?"

Joxer reached up and put his hand over hers, then wiped the rest of the

tears from his face. "I'm just glad you're safe. I was worried. Jeez,

Gabrielle. Can't I worry about you?"

Gabrielle smiled at that. "Yeah, I guess you can."

Joxer returned the smile and gave her a weak kiss. Gabrielle raised her

left eyebrow, curious. "Well, I'll go see what Cyrene is doing."

Joxer nodded as Gabrielle walked away. She turned her head around for a

quick look back at him, wondering why he was not telling her

everything.

Xena watched as her friend came towards them. "Gabrielle, what's the

matter?"

Gabrielle sighed. "I'm worried about Joxer."

"What's wrong with Papa?" Adora asked anxiously.

"He seemed sad about something and he won't tell me." Gabrielle choked

back a tear.

Xena placed her hand on Gabrielle's shoulder. "Want me to go talk to

him?" Gabrielle nodded and sniffled. Xena smiled gently. "Okay. I'll go

and have a talk with him. But it

may be nothing at all, Gabrielle. It could be just that he was worried

about us. Why don't you take the girls for a ride? I told Eve she could

ride Spirit again."

Gabrielle returned the smile. "Thanks, Xena."

****

Joxer paced back and forth. Cyrene watched him anxiously. "Joxer? Come

on. Please sit down. I've never seen you like this before."

Joxer spun around to gaze at Cyrene, his eyes blazing with anger. "This

isn't fair! How can this be happening? Why can't things ever be

simple?"

Cyrene stood up. "Hey! Whoa there. Calm down, Joxer! What isn't fair?"

Joxer stopped his pacing and sighed. "Everything was going perfectly,

and now this! It's not fair! Why can't the Gods leave us alone?"

Cyrene walked over to him, put her hands on Joxer's shoulders and

firmly made Joxer sit in his chair. "Now you tell me what is bothering you."

Joxer quickly jumped up before she could stop him. "I can't! Leave me

alone!"

Cyrene was taken aback by Joxer's anger. She started to say something

but thought better of it and watched him leave the tavern, slamming the

door behind him. Xena and

Gabrielle whirled around at the sound of the tavern door slamming

against the side of the building and saw Joxer stalking away from the tavern

with a dark, angry look on his face.

Xena and Gabrielle exchanged worried glances. "Gabrielle, I think that

you better come with me. I think Joxer may need you," Xena said.

Gabrielle nodded. Xena looked at the

girls. "Eve. Adora. I know I said you could go riding with Gabrielle,

but would you stay with Grandma until we get back?" Eve and Adora both

nodded in agreement. Xena

smiled. "And please behave."

Eve looked at Adora, who nodded in agreement. "We'll behave, Mom. I

promise. Right Adora?"

Adora rolled her eyes. "Yeah. I promise!"



Xena gave them each a kiss. "Thanks, girls."

"Aunt Xena?"

"Yes, Adora?"

"Make Papa happy again. Please?"

"I'll try. I promise."

Xena turned back to Gabrielle, but she was already going after Joxer.

Xena quickly caught up with her and watched as Gabrielle stared at

Joxer, who was sitting on a log

with his head in his hands. They both approached him quietly. "Joxer?"

Gabrielle spoke softly.

Joxer jumped, startled. "Stop sneaking up on me!"

"Sorry, Joxer. I'm just worried about you," Gabrielle said as she knelt

down in front of him.

"There's nothing wrong with me! Please leave me alone."

Gabrielle reached out to touch his cheeks, but Joxer pulled away.

"Please don't, Gabrielle. Please - just leave."

"How can I just leave when you're hurting like this? Please, Joxer.

Tell us what's wrong!"

Joxer looked up at Xena but Gabrielle turned his face back towards her.

"Does it have something to do with Xena?"

Xena watched as Joxer tried to pull away from Gabrielle. "Please don't

ask me."

Xena then stepped forward, frowning. "Joxer, is Gabrielle right?" she

asked him.

Joxer rose to his feet, the tears steaming down his face and there was

no way to stop them. "Oh, Gods! Why is this happening?"

"Joxer, tell us right now what is wrong!" demanded Xena.

"I know why Dorie was born and why her powers are back," Joxer

whispered.

Gabrielle nodded. "That's good, isn't it?"

Joxer shook his head fiercely. "No, it's not good! I know why, but I

was told if I tell you, Eve could die."

Xena suddenly reached out and spun Joxer around to face her, making him

dizzy. "Joxer, if Eve's life is in danger, you damn well better tell me

WHY!"

Joxer found that he couldn't look into Xena's angry eyes. "I can't. I

want to, Xena. Believe me, I do, but I'm afraid."

Xena slowly calmed down. "Joxer, please tell me who told you not to

tell anyone."

"A Goddess. She told me she was Teutales' mother. She said if I told

anyone..." Joxer stopped and hung his head. Xena lifted his face to gaze

into the troubled man's tear-filled

eyes.

"Joxer, since when has a God ever told us everything? Trust me. This is

about my daughter," Xena said in a soft voice.

"I **do** trust you, Xena. I'm scared for Eve and Dorie."

"I know you are, but I've dealt with Gods before, Joxer. I can deal

with this."

"Listen to her, Joxer. We both know she has," Gabrielle pleaded.

"Gabrielle, I know she has, but this is different."

Gabrielle placed her arms around him. "Tell Xena. Please."

Joxer sighed heavily. To feel Gabrielle so close almost made him feel

better, but he knew he really wouldn't until he told them everything.

"She told me Adora was born to be Eve's

protector when she becomes a woman of peace. You see, there's going to

be a war between the Gods of Greece and the Gods of Gaul and only Eve

can stop it, but not by

killing. So, Adora can't kill with her powers or Eve will die."

Xena reached out and gripped Joxer's shoulders gently. "Joxer, I'm glad

you told me. I promise nothing will happen to our daughters. Let's get

back to them."

"But Xena, how will you stop it?"

"I may not be able to stop the war, but like I said, **nothing** will

happen to our daughters."

Xena hurried away, leaving Joxer and Gabrielle alone. Joxer sat back

down on the log and Gabrielle sat next to him, slipping her arms around

him. She whispered to him, "It

will be okay, Joxer. Xena will think of something."

Suddenly Teutales' mother appeared and gazed at Joxer coldly. "I warned

you! I told you not to tell anyone of this. But you did, and now Eve,

our only chance to stop all this, may

die before she can bring peace to us and it's all your fault! You have

doomed the world!"

Gabrielle stood up, her eyes blazing. "Who do you think you are?"

"Gabrielle, sit down." Gabrielle turned around at the sound of Joxer's

voice. He was now standing and staring angrily at the Goddess. "I'm

getting a little tired of this! First you

approved of me and now you don't. There must have been a reason I was

chosen to bring Adora into the world. To be changed into a woman so I

could. You had so many women

to choose from. Gabrielle is Xena's best friend, yet you chose me over

her and she is a woman."

The Goddess calmed down as she listened to Joxer's words. "We picked

you because of your pure heart."

Joxer laughed at this. "What? My pure heart? I've killed and I've been

with women before. Sorry, Gabrielle," he muttered.

"I know, Joxer. I know. That was your past. This is now," replied

Gabrielle as she took his hand in hers.

The Goddess smiled sadly. "Yes, you have been with women and you did

kill, but that death was an accident. You suffered from that kill for

weeks and even now it bothers you.

If you didn't have a pure heart, then that man's death would not have

bothered you, and you have not killed since."

"So, you chose me because of my heart?" Joxer questioned.

The Goddess nodded.

"I see." Joxer gazed at the Goddess for a moment thoughtfully before

continuing. "So then, this same heart would break if I didn't tell my

friends that what I know they should

know. And I believe they should know, so I *did* tell them. I also

believe that Xena will make sure that nothing goes wrong and that Eve will

bring peace and Adora will be her

protector."

The Goddess smiled at him. "Take care, Joxer. I will be checking on you

and Adora from time to time."

At that, she vanished. Gabrielle stamped her foot angrily. "The nerve

of her! She didn't even say she was sorry for causing all this mess!"

Joxer suddenly took Gabrielle in his arms. "Do the Gods ever

apologize?" He then gave her a deep kiss, making her toes curl.

"Joxer... What was that for?" she asked breathlessly.

Joxer's lips curled up into a smile. "Do I *have* to have a reason?"

Gabrielle returned the smile, her eyes beginning to twinkle. "No."

Joxer pulled Gabrielle down onto the grass, kissing her. She returned the

kiss and moved so that she was lying

on top of him. "I love you," she whispered as she reached for the laces

of his tunic collar and began untying them slowly as he shuddered in

anticipation and reached for her.

******

As Xena re-entered the tavern, two very concerned girls greeted her.

"Is Papa okay, Aunt Xena?" Adora asked anxiously.

Xena smiled at the two girls. "He's fine. He just had something

weighing heavy on his shoulders. Say, how about taking that ride now?"

Eve and Adora looked at each other for a moment, then Eve stared at her

mother with a frown. "Mom, you told me never to lie or keep something

from you, but I think you're

keeping something from us."

Xena pulled her daughter to her and hugged her fiercely. "Eve, there

are some things I just can't tell you yet until I make sure that

everything is all right. You and Dorie have to

trust me on this one. Okay, sweetie?"

Eve nodded. "I do, Mom."

Xena placed a kiss on top of her head. "Thanks. Now, why don't you and

Dorie get your horses ready?"

Adora turned around and stared out the window. "I better check on

Papa."

Xena placed her hand on Adora's shoulder. "He's *fine*, Dorie."

Adora spun around, her hands on her hips. "Do you mind if I check

myself?" she asked.

Eve found herself giggling. Xena gave her one of her looks, but it

didn't stay as a smile crept into her eyes. She then turned back to Adora,

her left eyebrow raised. "All right,

Dorie. Go check on your father."



Adora hurried out the door and in the direction that she could sense

her father and Gabrielle were in. She knew she could just telepath to him

and ask him if he was all right,

but she wanted to see him and touch him. As she came into the clearing,

she saw her father and Gabrielle lying on the grass. Joxer was tangling

her hair around his fingers.

She saw they were saying something to each other but couldn't hear what

they were saying because she was standing too far away. Her curiosity

getting the best of her, she

decided she *had* to know. So, Adora closed her eyes, concentrated a

bit and started to read their minds.

****

"Gabrielle?" Joxer's voice was soft as he gazed into her sparkling

green eyes. His fingers were gentle as he wove them through her thick,

sweet-smelling strawberry blonde hair.

Gabrielle's eyebrows rose up curiously. "Yeah, Joxer?"

Joxer's face grew serious. "I want to ask you something..."

Gabrielle placed her finger over his lips before he could continue.

"Joxer, I know what you want to ask me. Please, not now. I **do** love

you, but..."

Adora had 'heard' enough. She flew into a rage as she ran over to the

startled couple. "You *love* him? Then *why* won't you marry him? What,

isn't he good enough for

you? Well, let me tell you something, you witch!" she yelled.

Joxer rose to his feet, his dark eyes growing even darker as he stared

down at his daughter. "Adora, apologize to Gabrielle right now, young

lady!"

Adora stared in surprise at her father. "She hurts **you** and **I**

have to apologize? She never even lets you ask! She *says* she loves you,

but she won't marry you! I

WON'T say I'm sorry! I'm tired of her hurting you!" Adora burst into

tears.

Joxer looked at Gabrielle as she rose to her feet. "Let me talk to her,

Joxer. I'm sure she didn't mean to call me a witch."

"Yes I did!" muttered Adora, wiping the tears from her face with the

back of her hand.

Joxer knelt down in front of her and lifted her chin so that he could

look into her eyes. He then reached out and stroked her hair in an

effort to soothe her. "I'm going to go back to

the tavern so Aunt Gabrielle can talk to you."

Adora reached out and held Joxer tightly. "Please don't go, Papa! I'll

talk to her, but please don't go! I'm sorry, Papa. Please don't hate

me," she whispered, burying her face

against his chest.

Joxer held her closer to him. "Oh, honey... I don't hate you. I could

never hate you! Dorie, I love you so much..." He drew back so that he

could look into her eyes again. "I

was just surprised by what you said." He paused to gather his thoughts

as his face grew stern. "You were reading our minds, weren't you?" he

asked.

"Yes Papa," Adora whispered, hanging her head.

Joxer rose to his feet and put his hands on her shoulders as he looked

down at her. He sighed heavily. "I don't like it when you read our

minds. It's an intrusion of our privacy

and it can get you into all kinds of trouble - like it has right now.

You understand?"

"I know, Papa."

Joxer removed his hands from her shoulders and nodded. "Okay. Now I'll

be right over here. You go over and talk to Aunt Gabrielle."

"She could be my mom if she ever wakes up," Adora said bitterly.

*"Adora..."* Joxer gazed at her sternly, his arms crossed over his

chest.

"I'm sorry, Papa." Adora sighed then walked over to Gabrielle. "I'm

sorry I called you a witch, Aunt Gabrielle."

"Thank you for apologizing, Dorie," Gabrielle said with a nod.

Adora looked up at Gabrielle and waited for her to speak, her brown

eyes wide.

Gabrielle was suddenly lost for words. How could she tell Adora why she

couldn't marry her father when she *did* love him, she wondered. She

looked at Joxer for help but he

just sighed and she knew she was on her own. "Adora, I *do* love your

father," Gabrielle began slowly.

"Yeah, I know. Like a brother," Adora replied sadly.

Gabrielle shook her head. "No. Not like a brother."

Adora gazed up at Gabrielle, confused. "What then? You like him like a

father?"

"Adora, I told you not to try reading her mind!" Joxer angrily

exclaimed before Gabrielle could respond.

"I didn't, Papa, but she says she doesn't love you like a brother, and

she sure doesn't seem to love you like two people should. So, what's

left then?"

Gabrielle began to laugh softly as she walked over and took a surprised

Adora into her arms. "I love your father more than life itself. That's

why I can't marry him."

Adora shook her head, really confused now. "Huh? That doesn't make any

sense!" She wriggled herself from Gabrielle's embrace and stared at the

two adults.

Joxer knew what Gabrielle was trying to say and he nodded in

understanding. He gazed into her eyes for a long time before he spoke again.

"Gabrielle, you know that I love you

and will wait until you are ready, but I will do my best to make you

happy." Gabrielle nodded but said nothing, waiting for him to continue.

He blushed a little and licked his

bottom lip nervously. "Gabrielle, will you marry me?"

Gabrielle knew that it was time to put the last of her fears behind her

as she returned Joxer's gaze. She slowly removed her hands from Joxer's

then smiled at both of them.

With tears in her eyes, she replied softly, "Yes, Joxer. I will marry

you." Joxer shouted with joy and swept her up into his arms, whirling

around as she laughed.

Still not understanding what had happened between the two of them, but

too excited to care, Adora jumped up and down as she watched the two of

them. "YAHOO! I'm getting

a mommy!" Joxer was so busy whirling a laughing Gabrielle around the

clearing that they didn't hear her continue speaking. "Now, we need to

get going here. Let's see: we

need guests and a best man and all that other stuff. They can get

married in the tavern and I can invite Mom's parents, Papa's mother, Jett,

Jace and Pierre! Aphrodite will marry

them! I just know it! Oh, this is going to be so much fun! I've got to

go get Eve. We have so much to do!"

Adora raced back to the tavern, yelling, "I'm getting a mommy! I'm

getting a mommy!"

Eve ran outside, her blue eyes wide. "What?"

"Papa proposed and Aunt Gabrielle said YES! Oh Eve, we've got to get

everything ready!" The two girls ran inside, chattering excitedly. Bright

lights suddenly began

flashing inside the tavern.

Xena, who had gone inside the stables to check on the horses, heard her

mother shouting. She ran outside to see what was the matter, saw the

lights in the windows and ran inside

the tavern.

****

Joxer and Gabrielle laughed as he lowered her legs to the ground and

she slipped her arms around his neck as he slid his arms around her

waist. "I love you, Gabrielle."

Gabrielle answered him with a long, deep kiss. When they were able to

catch their breath, the newly engaged couple put their arms around each

other's waists and they walked back

to the tavern. When they walked inside, they saw that the tavern was

decorated with flowers and their friends and families were standing

around.

*"What on earth?"* Gabrielle gasped.

Joxer looked surprised and then worried. He pushed his way through the

crowd of people congratulating the couple. He looked at Adora, who was

talking excitedly to Eve, Cyrene,

and Xena. Cyrene threw her hands up in the air, exasperated. Joxer

cleared his throat in an effort to get his daughter's attention. *"Young

lady!"* he called out finally.

Adora rushed over to him. "Oh Papa, I've got everyone here!"

Joxer looked around. Adora was right - everyone was there. "I can see

that." He shook his head.

Adora pulled on his tunic to get his attention. "We just need to wait

for Aphrodite and then you, Mom and me can get married!" she exclaimed,

her brown eyes shining with

happiness.

"Okay. It sure didn't take you long to get everybody here." Joxer

rubbed his hand over his eyes, not knowing what else to say at the moment.

"I brought them, but I said if they wanted to go back I'd send them

back and nobody wanted to. Papa, they *want* to be here!" Adora exclaimed.

Joxer looked at everybody closely this time and frowned. All his

friends seemed like they were in a trance. Gabrielle noticed the same thing

as she approached her family. "Mom?

Dad? Lila?" She waved her hand before their eyes and her own eyes grew

wide when none of them blinked.

The three replied in one dead-sounding voice, "We are so happy for you,

Gabrielle."

She turned back to Joxer, alarmed. "Joxer, something's wrong with

them!"

Joxer looked at Xena, who was waving a bag of gold in front of

Autolycus' face and the thief just stared straight ahead. "Oh yeah. I'd

*definitely* say that there's something

wrong here!" she agreed as she put the moneybag back inside his vest

pocket.

Joxer pinched the bridge of his nose before he turned to Adora. "So,

when you found them, you asked them if they wanted to come to the

wedding?"

Adora appeared unsure of herself, looking to Eve for help. Eve came

right to her side. "Yes, Uncle Joxer. She asked them."

Xena came over to her daughter. "But they didn't say yes of their own

free will, did they?"

Eve turned in Adora's direction. "Dorie?"

Adora hung her head. "I meant no harm, Papa. Really! I just want you

and Gabrielle to get married and I was afraid that if you wait too long,

she'll change her mind."

Gabrielle bent down next to her. "Dorie, **I** won't change my mind to

marry Joxer, but you have to allow everybody to make up their own minds

as to whether they can come to

the wedding or not."

Joxer knelt down before Adora and placed his hands on her shoulders,

gazing into her eyes intently. "Dorie, I understand *why* you did what

you did, but you can't *do*

things like this just to get your way any more. It's not right and it's

not fair to everyone you brought here. You know that, don't you?"

Adora saw that her father wasn't angry with her and nodded. "I know and

I understand. I'm sorry."

Joxer smiled. "I know. Now sweetie, send them back. Okay?"

Adora nodded and lights began flashing inside the tavern again. Once

the lights had cleared away, the only people left were herself, Eve,

Cyrene, Joxer, Xena and Gabrielle.

She smiled at Joxer. "Okay. What can I do to make it a wonderful

wedding?"

Eve giggled. "I know one thing for sure! No powers allowed."

Joxer nodded in agreement. "No powers." He then turned to Cyrene. "Is

Jett coming this weekend?"

"Yes. I received word that he would get a weekend pass this week

because he wasn't allowed to leave last time due to the prison break," Cyrene

told him.

Joxer beamed. "Good. That's only four days to wait. Gabrielle, can your

parents and Lila get here in time?"

"I'm not sure, Joxer. It's planting season and Father may not come."

Cyrene shook her head as she walked from behind the counter. "Nonsense!

It's your wedding and you're his daughter. He'll be here if I have to

go to your parents' farm and

drag him over by his hair!"

Both Xena and Eve laughed at that. "She will! Trust me," Xena said,

watching her mother talking to herself with amusement. "By the way,

congratulations, you two. It's about

time." She walked over to the couple and gave them each a warm hug.

"Thanks, Xena."

Adora giggled as she watched Cyrene continue muttering under her breath

while she began washing tables down with a wet rag. "Papa, it was a lot

easier when I just snapped

them here!"

*****

Four days went by quickly as family and friends came from all around to

the wedding. Some were surprised that Gabrielle had finally said yes,

but others expected that sooner

or later they would've gotten married. "It was just a matter of time,"

Jezda said to Autolycus as the guests gathered outside the tavern where

a makeshift altar decorated

with flowers had been set up in front of benches.

"Heh. I guess so," Autolycus answered with a smirk as he watched Joxer,

dressed in a new white long sleeve silk shirt, a royal blue vest and

black breeches and boots nervously

take his place at the right side of the altar, Jett standing next to

him as his best man.

Jezda was about to say something else when the scent of roses filled

the air. Rose petals then rained all over the guests and Aphrodite

suddenly appeared in front of the altar with

a high-pitched giggle from a burst of pink and gold sparkles.

"STUDMUFFIN! Looking *muy hot*!" she grinned, taking in Joxer's appearance with

a nod of approval. She

followed it up with a loud wolf-whistle.

Joxer blushed and smiled weakly. "Thanks, Aphrodite."

"No problemo, Studmuffin! Let's get this show on the road, huh? You've

sure waited long enough to get the girl!" With those words, the wedding

began. Everyone turned around

and watched as Eve and Adora walked down the aisle, tossing daisy

petals. They both smiled and winked at each other as they took their seats.

Jace then stood up and sang a beautiful love ballad. Before he returned

to his seat, he motioned to the musicians from his troupe and they

began playing a soft tune. Everyone

turned around to see Gabrielle as she came down the aisle, escorted by

Herodotus.

Joxer felt his breath come in a sharp gasp. She was so beautiful,

dressed in a gown created by the Love Goddess herself and around her neck

she wore the necklace that he

had given her so long ago. He swallowed and blinked hard as he watched

her approach with a smile on her face.

Gabrielle's eyes sparkled with barely held-back tears as she saw Joxer

standing in front of Aphrodite, looking very handsome in his brand-new

outfit. She stopped at the end of the

aisle to face her father. Herodotus smiled and kissed his oldest

daughter gently on the cheek. "I love you, Gabrielle."

"I love you too, Dad," Gabrielle whispered in his ear. She returned the

kiss.

Herodotus laughed softly and raised his head as Joxer approached the

two of them. "Welcome to the family, Joxer."

"Thank you, sir," Joxer replied in a husky voice as Gabrielle placed

her hand in his. Herodotus turned around and took his seat next to Hecuba

and Lila as the couple

approached the Goddess standing before the altar.

Aphrodite placed her hands on shapely hips and stared at the two of

them for a minute. "It's about time you got a clue about my boy Joxer,

Blondie!" she exclaimed finally

before rewarding them both with a gorgeous smile. Gabrielle blushed

hotly and shrugged her shoulders as everyone laughed. "Well, you're here

now, so let's get rolling!" With

those words, she snapped her fingers and produced a scroll - a very big

scroll. She opened it and launched into a very complex ceremonial

speech that had everyone's eyes start to

glaze over after a while with the exception of the bride and groom, who

were hanging onto every word she said.

*"And verily, it has come to pass that..."* Aphrodite suddenly stopped

in mid-speech.

"What's the matter?" Gabrielle asked, alarmed. Joxer's dark eyes

widened in distress as the Goddess stamped her foot in frustration.

"I'm going about this all wrong! This is like so *boring!* Who wrote

this crappy ceremony anyway? It totally bites the big one!" the Goddess

grumbled.

"Uh, Aphrodite? You did," Hercules spoke up from his seat. Iolaus, who

was translating for White Dove, began snickering. Pierre hid a smile

behind his hand.

Aphrodite's face fell. "Oh yeah." Her face brightened as she suddenly

threw the scroll into the air and zapped it. It burst into flames and

then disappeared without a trace.

"Burn, baby, burn!" she squealed.

"Aunt Xena, why did she do that?" Adora turned around, her eyes filling

with tears. "Does this mean I'm not going to get a mommy?"

"No, Dorie. She's got something else up her sleeve," Xena reassured

her.

"But she doesn't *have* any sleeves!" Adora exclaimed.

"Don't worry, sweetie. Everything is going to be fine," Xena smiled.

She turned in the Goddess' direction and her eyes narrowed. *"Isn't it?"*

Aphrodite rolled her eyes. "Yeah! Don't have a cow. I'm *thinking*

here!" She pursed her lips out in a pretty little pout.

"She's actually capable of thought?" Autolycus murmured to Jezda, who

glared at him.

"Hey, Slick! I heard that!" Aphrodite shot the handsome thief a

decidedly unloving gaze in his direction and he gulped audibly.

Autolycus held his hands up in the air in a gesture of surrender. "Just

kidding!" He gave her his most charming smile.

"Uh huh. *WHATEVER!*" The Goddess rolled her eyes again and gazed at

the anxiously waiting couple for a moment before she smiled sweetly.

"OOOOHHH! I

know... I'm just *so* good!" she exclaimed with a giggle. Her face

became serious as she re-started the wedding. Laughter echoed in the air

and happy tears were shed as she

blessed the couple's new life together with a very personal ceremony.

Aphrodite's blue eyes twinkled as she finished with a, "So, by the

power vested in well - ME - I now pronounce you husband and wife! Rock each

other's world!" She clapped her

hands together and laughed merrily.

The couple didn't have to be told twice. With a soft exclamation, Joxer

gathered Gabrielle in his arms and the two kissed for a long, long time

to applause and laughter.

"You think that they're going to come up for air anytime soon?" Jace

asked Pierre, delicately wiping his tears away with a silk handkerchief.

"They'll have to eventually," Pierre replied with a grin, leaning over

to kiss Jace.

Pierre was right. Eventually, Gabrielle and Joxer did turn around to

face their guests, to teasing, applause, and laughter, making them both

blush. Adora ran up to them and Joxer

picked her up. She gave him a huge hug then reached over and hugged

Gabrielle. "I'm so happy! I've finally got a mom!"

Gabrielle laughed. "I'm happy too, Dorie."

Eve then ran over to them. "Uncle Joxer, Aunt Gabrielle! Where are you

going for your honeymoon?"

"Well Eve," answered Gabrielle. "Joxer and I decided to stay right here

and have our honeymoon."

"Great, because tomorrow Dorie and I have a surprise for you!"

Joxer smiled at them, eyebrows raised up in curiosity. "What kind of a

surprise?"

"Papa! It wouldn't be a surprise if we told you. But don't worry, I

won't use any of my powers." Adora then turned her head towards Cyrene.

"Hey, is the cake ready? I'm star...

Uh, Papa's starving!"

Cyrene laughed. "Yes, everything's ready. Come on, everyone. Dinner is

being served in the dining area."

Everyone got behind Joxer and Gabrielle as they led the group into the

dining area. Once inside, Joxer and Gabrielle sat at the head table

while the others found places to sit at

tables around them. Cyrene had hired special help for the wedding, and

the guests were served with fine food and wine. After the meal, Jace

got the musicians from his troupe to

begin playing so everyone could dance. In between the dancing, the

guests talked, ate and congratulated the couple. Adora and Eve were both

trying very hard to stay awake, but

they both were falling asleep. Jezda gently bumped Xena on the

shoulder. She turned away from Autolycus, who she was talking to, and looked at

her. "What's the matter?"

she asked.

"I think the girls have finally lost their battle with Morpheus. Will

you help me put them to bed?" Jezda asked.

Xena smiled, nodded and rose from her seat. She picked up her sleeping

daughter while Jezda took Adora in her arms. "Mom, we're putting these

two to bed."

Cyrene looked up and nodded. "All right, Xena."

The two carried the girls into their bedroom and gently tucked them

into their beds. "Good night, Eve," Xena said as she kissed her daughter

on the forehead.

Eve opened her eyes slightly and smiled at her. "Night, Mom."

Jezda leaned down and kissed Adora goodnight. "Grandma?" Adora's voice

was sleepy as she opened her eyes to gaze up at her grandmother.

"Yes, Dorie?"

"Papa looked so handsome, didn't he?"

Jezda smiled. "Yes dear. He looked very handsome. Now, go to sleep."

"I will after Papa and Mom come and say goodnight."

Jezda nodded. "I'll go and get them."

"And me too!" said Eve.

Xena stroked her hair. "I'm sure they'll want to say good night to you

too."

Jezda left the bedroom and went back into the dining area. She walked

over to her son and his new bride, who were dancing to a slow song. She

gently tapped Joxer on the

shoulder and smiled at the two of them when they stopped dancing. "Your

daughter wants to say good night."

Joxer returned the smile. "Okay, Mother. Thank you." He slipped his arm

around Gabrielle's waist. "Our daughter wants to say good night."

Gabrielle's own smile widened as they began walking towards the girls'

bedroom. "I like the sound of that. *Our* daughter..."

When they entered the bedroom, Eve said in a sleepy voice, "Goodnight,

Aunt Gabrielle. Goodnight, Uncle Joxer."

"Good night Eve," they replied. Eve then turned over on her side and

was fast asleep in seconds. Joxer and Gabrielle then walked over to

Adora's bed and they saw that she was

still awake. Joxer sat down on the edge of her bed. "Hey, I heard you

wanted to say goodnight to us."

"I do, Papa. Goodnight Papa, Mom. I love you."

"Goodnight, Dorie. Your mother and I love you too."

Joxer bent down and gave her a kiss and then Gabrielle did too.

"Goodnight, Dorie."

"'Night." Dorie smiled and closed her eyes, and soon they could hear

the soft sound of her sleeping. Together, they walked from the room

quietly and returned to their guests.

After a while longer, the party was over and everyone retired for the

night. Joxer looked up after he took his boots off and smiled at his

wife, who had just finished taking off her

sandals. "You know, I didn't think you could be more beautiful than you

already are, but I was wrong." He reached forward and took her into his

arms, eyes sparkling. "Come here,

my Amazon Princess," he growled into her ear.

Gabrielle giggled as she landed in his arms. "I'll have you know I'm a

queen!" She slid her hands over his shoulders and gripped his arms

lightly.

Joxer stared at her for a long time before he answered in a husky

voice, "You are my queen, my princess, my Goddess and my whole world...

along with Adora."

Gabrielle smiled and swallowed hard. Gently, she worked the buttons of

his vest open and slid it off his shoulders, the cloth making a whisper

of sound as it fell to the floor.

"Speaking of Adora, I wonder what she and Eve have planned for

tomorrow?"

Joxer began to adorn Gabrielle's neck with kisses as he started working

on the small pearl buttons on the back of her dress. "I don't know, but

whatever it is... Gods, you smell *so

good!*"

"JoxER!" Gabrielle gasped, arching her neck up. "What do you think

they're going to do?"

Joxer turned his attentions to her collarbone. "I'd rather not talk

about it. Tonight, I want only you."

Gabrielle turned around before he could finish unbuttoning her dress

and kissed him long and hard in response, her hands sliding underneath

his shirt.

****

The next morning, the couple was awakened by a loud knock. "Papa? Mom?

Are you awake?"

Joxer shot up into a sitting position, searched around for his shirt

and put it on as Gabrielle quickly slipped her robe over herself. "Yes,

Dorie!"

"Can Eve and I come in?" Adora's voice was muffled behind the door.

"*May* Eve and I come in," corrected Gabrielle.

Outside the door, Adora looked at Eve and sighed. "*May* Eve and I

come in?"

"Come on in, sweetie," replied Joxer.

They watched as Xena opened the door and the two girls came in with a

tray of food. Xena winked at the couple and shut the door silently.

"Surprise!" they both said, their

eyes gleaming. "We made you breakfast in bed!"

"Yes," said Eve, all excited. "We even cooked it. Grandma just kept an

eye on us."

The girls sat the tray on the bed next to Joxer and Gabrielle. Adora

lifted the top off the dishes with a flourish. "Look, Papa and Mom! We

made all your favorites." They saw

that there was lots of fresh fruit, bacon, eggs and bread with fresh

homemade black currant preserves, butter, honey - and something that

looked like flat cakes with raisins in

them. Gabrielle and Joxer looked at this last item curiously and Adora

giggled. "You put honey and butter on them!"

The couple each took a flat cake, placed them on their dishes and put

butter and honey on them. They both took a bite of their flat cake and

Gabrielle's face lit up like a Roman

candle at the taste. The two ate until they had just about finished

everything brought to them. "Girls, that was the most wonderful breakfast

I've ever had! Thank you!" said

Gabrielle. Joxer nodded in agreement.

"You're welcome, but we aren't done yet," replied Eve. "We've got

another surprise." Eve looked at Adora. "You ready, Dorie?"

"Yep! Ready to go. Papa, you and Mom are going to love this!"

Joxer and Gabrielle waited as the two girls did a dance Jace taught

them and when they were done, they sang a new version of Joxer's song that

they both worked on together.

They both clapped when the girls were finished. Adora and Eve took a

bow and then quietly left their bedroom. Gabrielle removed the tray from

the bed and got up. "Joxer,

that was nice, wasn't it?"

"Yeah," he replied as he pulled up his pants. "The girls did a great

job. I wonder how long they've been working on it?"

"I'd say for at least a week."

"Nah, not a week. I'd say three days."

"Why do you say that, Joxer?"

"Because Jace has only been here for three days."

Gabrielle smiled at that. "Good point."

Joxer finished putting his left boot on and turned around to face his

wife. "Ah, Gabrielle, I'm going to talk to Adora."

"About what, Joxer?" Gabrielle gazed at Joxer. "You can't tell her..."



Joxer nodded. "I know I can't, but I still want to ask her to do

something for me."

"Do you want me to go with you?"

Joxer reached down and pulled his other boot on. "Nah. I can handle

it."

"Yeah. Sure. I understand."

Joxer stopped at the sound of Gabrielle's voice and turned around to

see that she was looking down at her hands uncomfortably. He immediately

walked over to her and put

his arms around her. "Oh Gabrielle, I'm sorry! I wasn't thinking. I

would love you to come with me."

Gabrielle looked up at him. "Are you sure? I don't want to interfere

with a private father and daughter moment."

Joxer smiled. "Yes, I'm sure. Let's go talk to *our* daughter."

The couple walked outside and eventually found Adora inside the stables

putting her saddle on Blue. "Hi Papa. Hi Mom. Aunt Xena and Uncle Jett

are taking us on a morning

ride. Do you want to come?"

"Adora, we need to talk to you before you go riding," Joxer said.

Adora's eyes grew wide. "What about, Papa? Am I in trouble?" she asked

anxiously.

Gabrielle smiled. "No sweetie, your Papa and I just want to talk to

you."

Adora sighed with relief. "Okay."

Joxer bent down and place his hands on her arms gently. "Adora, we know

that sometimes you can't help using your powers, but I want you to

promise us one thing."

"What's that, Papa?"

"Never use your powers to kill or hurt anyone."

Adora looked at him strangely. "Not even if someone hurts or kills

you?"

Joxer shook his head. "Not even for that reason. Do you promise me?"

Adora stared into her father's dark eyes, trying to read his mind, but

all she was getting were his thoughts about Gabrielle. "I don't

understand why you're asking this of me,

Papa, but I'll try my best not to, I promise."

Joxer gave her a hug. "Okay, sweetie. Now, why don't you go catch up

with the others?"

Adora mounted Blue and caught up with the others. Eve rode alongside

her. "What took you so long?"

"Papa wanted to talk to me."

Eve frowned. "About what?"

"He asked me to promise not to kill or hurt anyone with my powers."

"Did you?"

"I said I would do my best. Eve, how can he expect me to make such a

promise?"

Eve studied Adora's eyes before she spoke. "I guess when we become

parents, we'll understand better."

"Yeah, I guess we will."

******

*In the land of Gaul, on top of the highest mountain:*

Two figures stood in front of a large mirror inside a great hall,

watching Eve and Adora laughing as they rode on their horses. "All the

pieces are in place, My Lord," the first

figure said.

"Yes. The prophecy has come to pass with the marriage between the

Amazon Queen and her consort. Mount Olympus **will** fall." The second

figure held his hand out. There

was a flash of light and a battle-axe appeared in it. "Let the others

know that the time has come to prepare for battle."

The first figure bowed. "Yes, My Lord." He bowed once more and left the

hall.

The second figure continued watching the two girls in the mirror. There

was a flash of even white teeth underneath the hood of his cloak.

"Soon. Very soon," he promised.

The End

This series will be concluded in the next story.