Disclaimer: I don't own Raphael or the song Goodbye Squirel but I do own Me and Daydream who has been promoted from Lackie to Henchwoman.

AN: There you go Arista a Parody with Raph in it.

AAN: please know that this is not insulting Daydream because it isn't and she laughed when I showed this to her. If you send me a flame saying that I'm crule I will laugh and agree.

This Parody to Daydream because of our lovely insult sesions we have on MSN.

(We are hunting, something)

Me and Raphael were New York guys

Set in our violent ways

Both members of the turtle club

Both active in the DRA (Daydream Ridicule Association)

We scouted a location where we had no doubt

We'd hurt the biggest punk in the world (about a 34 pointer)

Raphael waited in the ally

But all he'd seen was daydream

Thing are two hours since we both started

And neither one of us was amused

We had on real city camo, low powered ammo

But no bad guys to hurt

Then we finally saw a punk as big as a house

Raphael had him in his crosed eyes (get him!)

But Daydream jumped off the stairs above us

And landed on Raphael's head (What is that thang, get it out!!)

Raph fell on the ground

On his head he landed

Like a wimp he laid there and cried

Till I walked on down

Picked him up off the ground

And it didn't take us long to decide

That Daydream had to die!

(ha ha ha ha ha ha ha) Goodbye Daydream!

NO black eyes please (mmm, mmm, mmm)

Your gonna be dead to me Daydream

It's you or me

Come on outta that ally Dream

Hey guess what

You've eaten your last marshmellow

Me and Raph went down to the surplus store

Bought a keg of dynamite

Two baseball bats and a case of M 80's we were in for one heck of a fight

(we'll show you!)

When your fightin with dumb and dumber

Something surely bound to go wrong (now be careful)

And when Raph lit that real short fuse

I knew it wouldn't be long

When the dynamite blew

Raphs Sai did too

And we began to fly

We were barely alive when the authors arrived

And much to our surprise

That Daydream didn't die!

(ow ow ow ow ow ow) Goodbye Daydream!