Lovely Coastlines
by Lina and Mio
One day Harry was walking along a beach. It was a lovely beach, on some lovely coastline whose actual name is not significant enough to tell. He scampered playfully through the waves as a voice called out to him.
"Oh, Harry!" Voldemort said. "It's time for me to kill you."
"Aw, c'mon, ten more minutes," Harry whined.
"Fine, but only ten," he replied.
"Thanks!" Harry called back, delighted. He turned just in time to see Snape come up and dunk him.
"Got you, Potter," he squealed as Harry giggled.
"Not for long."
Harry dived for his legs, but was knocked off balance when Fluffy bowled over him.
"Come back here!" Ginny screamed after Fluffy. "I was telling you a secret!"
Fluffy bellowed back at her, "I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR PETTY LIFE!" then turned to Harry and reminded him the Voldie was going to come kill him in eight minutes.
"Oh yeah. I'd better go then, right?"
"It's your funeral," the giant three-headed dog replied calmly.
"But you can't go, Harry," Snape whined, dragging out the 'can't'. "That's not fair! We're still tied for dunks."
"I know, but I may be facing my final dunk if I don't get out of here."
Snape looked at him sorrowfully, but nodded. Harry dunked him one last time, then began to swim away from shore. He was already almost out of earshot when Voldemort noticed him.
"Get back here, Harry Potter!" the slit-eyed Dark Lord shrieked. "You'll get pulled under by the rip-tide!"
Still, Harry swam on, until he could no longer see the menially-named yet still lovely coastline.
Aw, bother, he thought, I just remembered, I can't swim.
Ginny was closing in on him quickly, hollering, "I NEED TO TELL YOU A SECRET!"
I must try to swim, and I don't want to hear about her petty life, Harry thought and flailed onward. Unfortunately, Ginny managed to close a hand on his ankle. Harry dropped like a stone, taking the surprised youngest Weasley with him. The white foam off the unmentionable coastline closed over their heads, leaving not a trace.
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It was a sunny morning as Harry and Ginny woke up on an island. Harry sat up and frowned.
"Ginny, we didn't..............did we?"
::evil vindictive laughter from the other side of the computer(s), which quickly turns into evil vindictive laughter and exclamations of disbelief::
MioGrngr [4:00 PM]: Lina----Voldemort, Ginny, and Snape are standing right next to me, looked displeased
QuidditchGirl [4:01 PM]: Well they are just going to have to deal with that, now aren't they?
MioGrngr [4:01 PM]: Um....i dunno about you, but right now I'm fearing retribution
QuidditchGirl [4:02 PM]: Use the iron fist, Mio. You have the keyboard! Do whatever you want with them!
MioGrngr [4:03 PM]: Oh yea.
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Voldemort, Ginny, and Snape materialize next to Lina's computer.
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QuidditchGirl [4:03 PM]: That's not what I meant!!!
::furious typing::
"That's the only reasonable explanation, but I don't think so........" Ginny looked around. "The island's beautiful and all, but frankly, ever since you refused to listen to my secret, spending the rest of eternity with you isn't my idea of paradise."
"Hey!" Harry said, looking injured.
The rest of what he would have said(had he been going to say anything) was drown out by the drone of a helicopter.
"Look, it's a heelie-chapster!" Ginny shouted. "And Gred and Forge!"
To Be Continued...........
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A/N: I'm not sure if Lina and I are going to stick to nonsense, but we seem to have made a good start if we are. I know, I know, it's completely OOC. But then, it's just ridiculous. Hey, this stuff happens. R/R peoples.