I thought it would be fun to write this, seeing how it came to me in a dream and I loved the idea. So with out much delay.

(Sung in tune to The 12 Days Of Christmas) Author's note aka ME: If you don't know how to sing the song as in repeating, this is how. You go back down the list till ye get to the first line, every time you repeat leave the "I" off. Example: on the seconded verse. Thanks for reading!

On my first Day in Tortuga,
What happened to me was,
I got drunk and went back to the Pearl, savvy?

On my second day in Tortuga
What happened to me was
I looted two apples, got drunk and went back to the pearl, savvy?

On my third day in Tortuga
What happened to me was
I pick- pocketed three coin pouches

On my fourth day in Tortuga
What happened to me was
I got kicked out of four taverns

On my fifth day in Tortuga
What happened to me was
I-Drank-five-bottles-of Rum!

On my sixth day in Tortuga
What happened to me was
I did six rounds of a dueling

On my seventh day in Tortuga
What happened to me was
I flirted with seven wenches

On my eight day in Tortuga
What happened to me was
I danced with eight women

On my ninth day in Tortuga
What happened to me was
I got nine slaps from prostitutes

On my tenth day in Tortuga
What happened to me was
I got captured by ten solders

On my eleventh day in Tortuga
What happened to me was
I heard eleven insults from Norrington

On my twelfth day in Tortuga
What happened to me was
It took twelve tries to escape