I do not own any thing in this story.
Kirbymcool11: I'm sorry it took so long. I've been very busy. Now on with the
story.
This man, as you all should know, was captain falcon. Now when a evil person dies,
or a person who likes evil things dies, They end up in Tloeuhip. Also, if they were
blown up, their brain has to grow the body back. Captain falcon already had
his body, his arms, his head, and his hand. He was almost ready for revenge.
While he was waiting, he decided to play go fish, with his new friend, the grim reaper.
Captain flacon: Got any three's
Grim reaper: (look's at his hand and has 3 three's) Go fish.
Captian falcon: Darn! Hey grim
Grim: What?
Captain falcon: You know how you have that revival crystal that you can use on
people who you like?
Grim: Yea
Captain falcon: Well when I grow legs, will you..
Grim: No
Captain falcon: But why
Grim: Because your crazy about feet loaf.
Captain falcon: I told you, I may like feet loaf, but the reason I was crazy
about it was because their commercial hypnotized me.
Grim: Uh hu
Captain falcon: It's true, and besides, I thought you and me were friends
Grim: Not really
Captain falcon: Then why do you hang with me?
Grim: (pushes a pile of money behind him) no reason.
Captain falcon: ( legs grow back) Now that I have my legs will you?
Grim: I'll think about it
Meanwhile....
Zelda: Ok people, this wedding has to be perfect
Fox: (Mocking) Ok people, this wedding has to be perfect
Zelda: HEY!!! Now mario, since your the only one who can play the organ, you
shall play for my wedding.
Mario: YEAHHHH!!
Zelda: Yea, well show me what you can play
Mario: Ok, ready
Zelda: Yes
Mario: a one and a two and a( plays organ, and sings) Jingle bells jingle
bells jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to....
Zelda: WHAT!!! IS THAT THE ONLY SONG YOU CAN PLAY
Mario: Of course not, I can play "Frosty The Snow Man" To
Zelda: AGHHHHHH
Mario: Whats wrong with her
Meanwhile....
Mewtwo: YES!!
Pichu: What is it?
Pikachu: Im constipated _
Mewtwo: O_O
Pichu: 0_0
Pikachu: What
Mewtwo: Any way, my wedding present for ganondorf arrived
Pichu: But I thought you wanted to marry him?
Mewtwo: I WAS PRETENDING YOU INSOLENT RAT!!!!!
Pichu: x_x
Yoshi: So what did you get him
Mewtwo: I got him a....
Pikachu: ( burps really loud) oops
Mewtwo: As I was saying, I got him a.. PIKACHU!!!
Pikachu: (sickly) What
Mewtwo: YOU ATE THE LIFE SIZE CHOCOLATE STATUE OF GANONDORF THAT I WAS GIVING
TO HIM!!!!!!!
Pikachu: (sickly) Oops
Mewtwo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH( blast pikachu to mars)
Pikachu: PIKAA!!!
Meanwhile...
Link: Man, I wanted to marry zelda.
Roy: well don't blame me.
Link: I put full blame on you.
Roy: What did I do?
Link: Your the one who made ganondorf and zelda roommates when we went on
vacation
Roy: Well I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do now.
Link: THEN YOU SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!(runs at roy)
Suddenly, three mysterious fan girls, the first wearing red, the second
wearing green, and the last wearing blue, appeared out of no where, and
knocked link back
Link: Owwww!!! What happen?
Fan girl # one: I'm love Him
Fan girl # two: I'm Hug him
Fan girl # three: And I'm kiss him
All together: AND WERE THE ROYANETTS
Link: Uh hu, well eat my sword
Kiss him: Let's attack
5 minules later...
Link: Owie
Hug him: that will teach him.
Love him: Now let's harass roy
Roy: AHHHHH
Meanwhile...
Zelda: Ok, We got impa playing the organ..
Mario: What about me
Zelda: You suck A!#$
Mario: HEY!!
Zelda: Any way, everything else I had the wedding planner take care of
Falco: Why couldn't she take care of entertainment?
Zelda: We didn't have any extra money. I spent it all on the food,
decorations, and other important stuff
Falco: Oh
The next day...
Grim: Ok here's the deal
Captain f$#@!: Hey!
Kirbymcool11: Fine
Captain falcon: Ok, what is it
Grim: I'll revive you, if you give me the rest of your money
Captain falcon: I'm broke
Grim: Well, then I'll revive you, but instead of doing it now, I'll do it at
5:00 pm.
Captain falcon: Fine, I guess
Later that day at the wedding...
Zelda: Ugh, the wedding is about to start
Impa: Uh zelda
Zelda: Yea
Impa: (whispers something)
Zela: WHAT!!!! YOU CAN ONLY PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!
Impa: Yea, I usualy do baseball games
Zelda: Well you're better then mario. Just tweek the words so they're about us
Impa: Me and you?
Zelda: NO YOU RETARD, ME AND GANAONDORF!!!
Impa: Oh
Zelda: Now Hurry, people are coming, so get to that organ.
Impa: Ok, I'll get ready
Everyone entered the chapel, and then impa began to play
Impa: (playing organ while singing) Ohhh Say Can't you see, that there connected
by light, and when they drink ale, they tinkle in lights last gleaming.
One is light, one is dark,in a endless fight, of the marriage they sought, Makes
some run off screaming. And one will give a glare, and the other will lose
more hair, which gives prove that this fight, will end with a flare. O say that
this marriage is tangled in the fight, but in the end all will be free, and and
none shall be slaves!!!
Smashers: ()____()
Impa: What, I did the best I could. It was better then jingle bells.
Minester: uh let's get to the ceremony. In this....
5 hours later
Minester:... Do you zelda take..
Zelda: YES!!!
Minester: And do..
Ganondorf: YES!!
Minester: I now pronounce...
Zelda: (Kisses ganondorf)
Ganondorf: ( Kisses zelda)
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Zelda: Hey, You just wasted 22 lines of nothing
Popo: SO
Zelda: I don't know, how about we go to the reception
Ness: Yeah
later at the reception....
Mewtwo: Here zelda, pikachu ate my present, so heres some lint
Mario: Oh man, I want lint
Zelda: Ok, that's all the presents, now let's have cake
SUDDENLY...........
Captian falcon: It's time to die
Zelda: AHHHHHHHHHHHH, It's that piece of f$!#%&* piece of trash
Captian: Hey, don't call me that
Kirby: ZELDA, CATCH!!!! ( throws a machine gun to zelda)
Zelda: (grabs it) Thanks
Meata knight: (apperas) She is now Gun Zelda (disappears)
Marth: That was weird
Captain falcon: Any way, prepare to die
Zelda: Yea right (rapidly shoots captain falcon)
Captain falcon: (dies)
Zelda: Now let's party
Pichu: Ok
And they all partied untill they were drunk.
What did you think???
Kirbymcool11: I'm sorry it took so long. I've been very busy. Now on with the
story.
This man, as you all should know, was captain falcon. Now when a evil person dies,
or a person who likes evil things dies, They end up in Tloeuhip. Also, if they were
blown up, their brain has to grow the body back. Captain falcon already had
his body, his arms, his head, and his hand. He was almost ready for revenge.
While he was waiting, he decided to play go fish, with his new friend, the grim reaper.
Captain flacon: Got any three's
Grim reaper: (look's at his hand and has 3 three's) Go fish.
Captian falcon: Darn! Hey grim
Grim: What?
Captain falcon: You know how you have that revival crystal that you can use on
people who you like?
Grim: Yea
Captain falcon: Well when I grow legs, will you..
Grim: No
Captain falcon: But why
Grim: Because your crazy about feet loaf.
Captain falcon: I told you, I may like feet loaf, but the reason I was crazy
about it was because their commercial hypnotized me.
Grim: Uh hu
Captain falcon: It's true, and besides, I thought you and me were friends
Grim: Not really
Captain falcon: Then why do you hang with me?
Grim: (pushes a pile of money behind him) no reason.
Captain falcon: ( legs grow back) Now that I have my legs will you?
Grim: I'll think about it
Meanwhile....
Zelda: Ok people, this wedding has to be perfect
Fox: (Mocking) Ok people, this wedding has to be perfect
Zelda: HEY!!! Now mario, since your the only one who can play the organ, you
shall play for my wedding.
Mario: YEAHHHH!!
Zelda: Yea, well show me what you can play
Mario: Ok, ready
Zelda: Yes
Mario: a one and a two and a( plays organ, and sings) Jingle bells jingle
bells jingle all the way, oh what fun it is to....
Zelda: WHAT!!! IS THAT THE ONLY SONG YOU CAN PLAY
Mario: Of course not, I can play "Frosty The Snow Man" To
Zelda: AGHHHHHH
Mario: Whats wrong with her
Meanwhile....
Mewtwo: YES!!
Pichu: What is it?
Pikachu: Im constipated _
Mewtwo: O_O
Pichu: 0_0
Pikachu: What
Mewtwo: Any way, my wedding present for ganondorf arrived
Pichu: But I thought you wanted to marry him?
Mewtwo: I WAS PRETENDING YOU INSOLENT RAT!!!!!
Pichu: x_x
Yoshi: So what did you get him
Mewtwo: I got him a....
Pikachu: ( burps really loud) oops
Mewtwo: As I was saying, I got him a.. PIKACHU!!!
Pikachu: (sickly) What
Mewtwo: YOU ATE THE LIFE SIZE CHOCOLATE STATUE OF GANONDORF THAT I WAS GIVING
TO HIM!!!!!!!
Pikachu: (sickly) Oops
Mewtwo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH( blast pikachu to mars)
Pikachu: PIKAA!!!
Meanwhile...
Link: Man, I wanted to marry zelda.
Roy: well don't blame me.
Link: I put full blame on you.
Roy: What did I do?
Link: Your the one who made ganondorf and zelda roommates when we went on
vacation
Roy: Well I'm sorry, but there's nothing I can do now.
Link: THEN YOU SHALL DIE!!!!!!!!!!(runs at roy)
Suddenly, three mysterious fan girls, the first wearing red, the second
wearing green, and the last wearing blue, appeared out of no where, and
knocked link back
Link: Owwww!!! What happen?
Fan girl # one: I'm love Him
Fan girl # two: I'm Hug him
Fan girl # three: And I'm kiss him
All together: AND WERE THE ROYANETTS
Link: Uh hu, well eat my sword
Kiss him: Let's attack
5 minules later...
Link: Owie
Hug him: that will teach him.
Love him: Now let's harass roy
Roy: AHHHHH
Meanwhile...
Zelda: Ok, We got impa playing the organ..
Mario: What about me
Zelda: You suck A!#$
Mario: HEY!!
Zelda: Any way, everything else I had the wedding planner take care of
Falco: Why couldn't she take care of entertainment?
Zelda: We didn't have any extra money. I spent it all on the food,
decorations, and other important stuff
Falco: Oh
The next day...
Grim: Ok here's the deal
Captain f$#@!: Hey!
Kirbymcool11: Fine
Captain falcon: Ok, what is it
Grim: I'll revive you, if you give me the rest of your money
Captain falcon: I'm broke
Grim: Well, then I'll revive you, but instead of doing it now, I'll do it at
5:00 pm.
Captain falcon: Fine, I guess
Later that day at the wedding...
Zelda: Ugh, the wedding is about to start
Impa: Uh zelda
Zelda: Yea
Impa: (whispers something)
Zela: WHAT!!!! YOU CAN ONLY PLAY THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!!!
Impa: Yea, I usualy do baseball games
Zelda: Well you're better then mario. Just tweek the words so they're about us
Impa: Me and you?
Zelda: NO YOU RETARD, ME AND GANAONDORF!!!
Impa: Oh
Zelda: Now Hurry, people are coming, so get to that organ.
Impa: Ok, I'll get ready
Everyone entered the chapel, and then impa began to play
Impa: (playing organ while singing) Ohhh Say Can't you see, that there connected
by light, and when they drink ale, they tinkle in lights last gleaming.
One is light, one is dark,in a endless fight, of the marriage they sought, Makes
some run off screaming. And one will give a glare, and the other will lose
more hair, which gives prove that this fight, will end with a flare. O say that
this marriage is tangled in the fight, but in the end all will be free, and and
none shall be slaves!!!
Smashers: ()____()
Impa: What, I did the best I could. It was better then jingle bells.
Minester: uh let's get to the ceremony. In this....
5 hours later
Minester:... Do you zelda take..
Zelda: YES!!!
Minester: And do..
Ganondorf: YES!!
Minester: I now pronounce...
Zelda: (Kisses ganondorf)
Ganondorf: ( Kisses zelda)
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Zelda: Hey, You just wasted 22 lines of nothing
Popo: SO
Zelda: I don't know, how about we go to the reception
Ness: Yeah
later at the reception....
Mewtwo: Here zelda, pikachu ate my present, so heres some lint
Mario: Oh man, I want lint
Zelda: Ok, that's all the presents, now let's have cake
SUDDENLY...........
Captian falcon: It's time to die
Zelda: AHHHHHHHHHHHH, It's that piece of f$!#%&* piece of trash
Captian: Hey, don't call me that
Kirby: ZELDA, CATCH!!!! ( throws a machine gun to zelda)
Zelda: (grabs it) Thanks
Meata knight: (apperas) She is now Gun Zelda (disappears)
Marth: That was weird
Captain falcon: Any way, prepare to die
Zelda: Yea right (rapidly shoots captain falcon)
Captain falcon: (dies)
Zelda: Now let's party
Pichu: Ok
And they all partied untill they were drunk.
What did you think???