I have returned. As should be obvious from the fact that this is being typed down. O.o Okay, I'm gonna stop talking now.
~~~~~~*** Chapter 4 ***~~~~~~
To be specific, I was, and still am, a Nidoran Male. [Insert description here O.o I think most people already know what one looks like] I knew I was male because I was pink, strangely enough, the female is purple with smaller horns. I had a bandage wrapped around my head and I guessed that I must either be in a Pokecenter, or I was dreaming.
The pain in my head pretty well confirmed that I wasn't dreaming and the horn, my hands, me finding two oversized ears, and the mirror confirmed that I was indeed a Pokemon.
"Great. Okay. Now what?" I found myself talking to myself. It kind of surprised me that I could still talk, but I guess, once you learn, you never forget. But since I was a Pokemon I knew I Was going to have to act like one.
Pokemon can't talk in the way most people think talking is. They can only say their species name. So I had to start speaking in Nidoran. It wasn't as hard as it sounds, somehow I already knew how and understood every word(fragment). I guess it was some kind of instinct of Nidoran because otherwise I wouldn't even know where to start.
I sat there and practiced for about an hour until I heard voiced outside The door. As I listened I could pick out two voices. One a young girl, she was apparently very worried about someone named Nido. (I had no idea that she meant me) And the other was an older woman who apparently knew what she was talking about. The conversation went as follows: Girl "Nurse, how's my Nido? Is something wrong with him? Is he okay?" Nurse "Calm down Jenny, your Nidoran is doing just fine. I'll go check on him now to see if he's awake yet." Right Abut then she opened the door to my room (making me jump so I nearly fell off the table) and calmly said "Jenny, he's awake, you can come see him now."
Just then Jenny came into the room with a sigh of relief, and came over to me and picked me up into the air. It reminded me of when I rose into the air from the bed the night before.
Jenny was about ten or eleven years old. She wore a pink shirt (almost as pink as I was), and jean shorts. She had a pair of socks on her feet and on her belt she had a pair of tennis-shoes. In noticed that on the sides of them the brand name "Air Dodrio" was printed. That must be something like "Air Jordan" shoes in the real world. When I looked at the other side of the belt she had five Pokeballs clipped to her belt. I realized then that the one that was missing must have been mine.
I was speechless, not that I had much to say. I doubt that I could have gotten even a single syllable anyway. So I just sat (sorry, laid) there and let her finish. She spent about two minutes babbling about how relieved she was that she hadn't seriously hurt me. Hurt me?
'Oh, I get it. She attacked me when I walked out of the bush in order to weaken me and used her Pokeball to capture me.'
Actually, it turned out that she tripped over me when I walked out blindly into the sidewalk. When she saw I was unconscious (how embarrassing) she caught me in order to take me to the nearest Pokemon center. She was worried about me because me (and I caught her) off guard.
Since she caught me it seemed only right that she nicknamed me, so she started calling me Nido. Great, that fits. New body, new life (for the foreseeable future anyway), and a new name.
Then, quite suddenly, she changed subjects. "[Sigh] I'm so glad he's okay. Nurse Brin, is he okay to go anywhere yet?" go where?
"Sure Jenny. Just don't go into battle till his head feels better." The nurse went over to an open drawer and pulled out a small blue box from which she extracted an orange pill. She took the pill and punt the box back in the drawer, which she closed, and offered the pill to me. "Take it, it'll help your head." I still had a splitting headache (I was even holding my head, every sound was a lot louder than they should have been, probably because of my extra large ears) so the pain reliever, though dry and chalky tasting, was quickly accepted.
"All right Nido, let's go home!" Home? Which home? "Nido, Return!" Return!?!? That opened my eyes and, acutally, kinda scared me. But it was too late for me to respond, I was just barely able to pull out an interrupted "Ni?" Next thing I knew I was shrouded in a red energy coming from the Pokeball in her hand. Before I knew it I couldn't see anything through the red. Then evrything turned black. No, I wasn't unconscious, I just didn't have eyes anymore, as I was dematerializing.
The only way I knew that I was all the way in the Pokeball was when the tingling all over my body, or whoever's body I was in (I'll just call it mine for the lack of evidence to the contrary, and to keep from confusing myself), stopped. It was a new experience, being confined to a space smaller than I am. I couldn't see anything, but I could still hear. "Let's go Nido."
'Oh, like I have a choice?' was the only thing I could think at the moment.
~~~~~~*** End of Chapter 4 ***~~~~~~
With that chapter, I finished page eight of the pre-written stuff. That's 8 out of [shuffles through papers]
[Sweatdrops begin collecting] One-hundred four pages. -_-+
Alex: [Smiling] You got a way to go, don't you?
Alex Ultra: [Frowning] Yes, yes I do. So why can't you do this for me? You're much faster!
Alex: Do you really want it to look like this? I CAl..l htsi muy wsupper-s[peeeduy tuyp[inmg!!!~!
Alex Ultra: Forget I asked... O.o
Alex: ^.^
Jenny: Hey guys, got any pokemon food?
Alex Ultra: Sorry, I ran out of that a few years ago.
Jenny: Huh? Why?
Alex Ultra: Because I ran out of Pokemon! O.o Wait, I never had any.
Jenny: But how can you get along without Pokemon!?
Alex: Like this! [Begins flying, creating a hole in Alex Ultra's ceiling]
Alex Ultra: DARNIT!!! GET BACK HERE AND FIX THAT ROOF!!!
Alex: Haha!! Come and get me!!
Alex Ultra: Okay, you asked for it! [A dark cloak envelops Alex Ultra]
Alex Omega (Same guy): HA! NOW PREPARE FOR A BEATING!!!
Alex Omega and Alex chase eachother in the sky at high speeds.
Jenny: -_- Forget I asked.
Alex finds a bucket of water and manages to splash Alex Omega.
Alex Omega: Nia? (Translation: Huh?)
Alex: [Grabs the cute little kitty right out of the air] Yeah! You're much cuter like this!
Jenny: You people are scaring me...
Alex: I know! I can sense your fear! ^.^ FEAR ME!!! HAHAHA!!!
Alex Ultra: MYA MYEAW!!!
Alex: Awe shut up! Just end it already!
Alex Ultra: Nya. (Translation: Fine.)
Bringer of Hope and Creator of Worlds
Alex and Alex Ultra
LATER Jenny: I seriously should never have asked... -_-+