First Chappie!!!
NO! I DON'T OWN THIS!!
Bakura was feeling particularly evil one day; unfortunately for him, he was totally out of evil plots.
Bakura: I could go out and murder an innocent mortal; but that's so old. I could send Yami and friends to the Shadow Realm again; but that was so TOTALLY Duelist Kingdom. or I could-
Ryou: *YAWN* hey, Bakura. scheming up some evil plan agan?
Bakura: well at least it's better than SLEEPING all night like you seem to do.
Ryou: Spare me the lecture. I am up WAY to early for Saturday, and am not feeling particularly willing to be verbally abused right now.
Bakura: baka mortal.
Ryou: aw, shut up. *turns on tv to news*
Bakura: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO TURN THAT STUPID THING ON! I AM TRYING TO GET OVER MY SCHEMER'S BLOCK!!
Ryou: oh? Out of ideas, are we? Why don't you just call up your friend, y'know that evil guy that's intent on getting all those funny cards.
Bakura: riiiiight. HEY! FOR ONCE YOU'VE HELPED ME!!
Ryou: shut up. The news is ACTUALLY interesting today.
Malik: HANG UP NOW, OR ELSE I'LL TAKE OVER YOUR MIND!!! IT'S EIGHT IN THE MORNING!!
Bakura: good morning to you too, Malik.
Malik: oh. hi Bakura. You got schemer's block too?
Bakura: definitely.
Malik: My ideas are totally gone. But then again, it's 8:00 in the morning.
reporter News Guy: The Domino Police recently discovered and eliminated an undercover operation of evil scientists crossing human genes with animals to make a disgusting crossbreed of animals and humans. they discovered the operation early on, so there was no actual success...
Malik: who is that?
Bakura: the News Guy.
Malik: YOU IDIOT!! LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAID!!!
Bakura: he just said that they were making humans into animals...
Malik: WHY AM I SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS?
Ishuzu: I HEARD THAT!!!
Malik: okay, STUPID, let me explain. We combine our millennium powers to put Yugi and friends into animal bodies. Then, we take their millennium items and etc. etc. GET IT?
Bakura: YES!!! IT'LL WORK!!!
Malik: duh. after all, it was ME who came up with it.
Bakura: I'll meet you at the zoo in five minutes!!
Malik: WHAT!!! no way, dude, I'll meet you there at one. Make your aibou tell out victims to came at 1:30. Don't call me again. *hangs up the phone*
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*at 1:00*
Bakura: what's taking him!!
Malik: Exactly on time!!
Marik: I AM EVIIIIIL!!!
Malik n' Bakura: RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!
Marik: AIBOU!!! can we please, PLEASE go see the giraffes? And I want Ice Cream! Please!!
Malik: you be a good little yami and wait over there while Bakura and I plot our evilness!! And I'll get you whatever flavour of ice cream you want.
Marik: EVEN CHOCOLATE?!!
Malik: yes, even chocolate, so long as you're a good boy and leave me and Bakura alone.
Marik: OOOOHHH!! Thankyouthankyou Malik!! We're gonna see the Giraffes, we're gonna see the giraffes!! Lalalalalaaaa!! *skips off like a Chibi*
Malik: so, what we gonna turn them into?
Bakura: Oh, I think I know...
Malik: I say we cross them with weak and defenceless animals.
Bakura: YAH!! Lets import the hamsters from Hamtaro!!
Malik: good idea. Now, that should only take half an hour. Where did you tell your Hikari to tell Yami and friends to meet us?
Bakura: by that washroom right near the only entrance.
Malik: Awsome. Let's get going.
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*Half an hour later*
Yugi: Hey guys! Ryou told us to meet here!!
Mai: IN A GUY'S WASHROOM???
Tristan: Whoa, don't have a cow.
Joey: Yah, he told us to wait in those conveniently placed suspicious-looking chairs over there.
Tea: oh look! There's Ryou!!
Yami: Greetings, Ryou. Where is your Yami?
Ryou: Who knows or cares?
Kaiba: how long are they going to keep us waiting? I'M GETTING BORED HERE!! *is sitting down*
*everyone sits down*
Mokuba: after we're finished sitting Big Brother, will you please PLEASE buy me some ice cream? PLEASE!!
Kaiba: well, I dunno...
Mokuba: PLEASE!!
Kaiba: sure.
Mokuba: even Chocolate?
Kaiba: yes, Even chocolate.
Mokuba: ALRIGHT!!!
Suddenly, metal arm straps and leg straps shot out of the chairs, binding the gang to their seats.
Serenity: OOOOOHHH!!! Big Brother!!look how Shiny!!!
Joey: You're right!! *starts staring blankly at metal straps*
Mai: uh-oh, Joey noticed something shiny. Everyone get out your nailfiles. WAIT!! I CAN'T REACH MY NAILFILE!! I'M GONNA DIE!!!
Tea: OMG SHE'S RIGHT!!! wait... I don't have to file my nails... they're already chewed to stumps...
Yugi: RYOU!! WHAT IS THIS!!!
Ryou: oh, some plan my yami and Malik schemed up. probably isn't gonna work, like most of 'em.
Yami: OH NO!! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITHOUT MY DECK!! MY HEART OF THE CARDS IS GONNA DIE!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Tristan: whoa, dude, don't spaz. at least your deck HAS a heart of the cards.
Yugi: really? Doesn't everyone's deck have a heart?
Mai: no, mine has an artery.
Tristan: my deck has kidneys.
Tea: MY DECK HAS A GALL BLADDER!!
Ryou: my deck has a stomach ache.
Kaiba: my deck has... um, a small intestine. and an esophagus.
Yami: I admit it. My deck also had a- an appendix.
Yugi: really? Doesn't it have it anymore?
Yami: no. sadly, the appendix ruptured.
Tea: oh. THE POOR THING!!!! *bursts out crying*
Malik and Bakura came into the little circle of bound teens, carrying a cage of tied-up hamsters. Carefully dropping them into the teen's laps, they left the cage open with the extra hamsters and put it on the ground.
Bakura: MVAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! WE ARE GOING TO TURN YOU ALL INTO HAMSTERS NOW!!!!
Malik: YES!!!!
Mokuba: can I still have ice cream?
Everyone: -_-U
*end of chappie!*
Well? Whatcha think? PLEASE R&R!!!