CHAPTER TWO~!!!!
THANK YOU YAMI MALECI!!! AND SUNA!!!!!
^______________________________^
I DON'T OWN THIS!!!
Bakura: so, Mr. Genius, how exactly are we supposed to do this now?
Malik: I AM Mr. Genius!! And I know how to solve this, because that's what Geniuses do.
Bakura: RIIIIIIGHT!! Okay, Malik, since you're so smart, what DO we do?
Malik: now, I wonder where Marik went...?
Bakura: STOP STALLING, YOU BAKA!!! I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU KNEW WHAT TO DO!!
Kaiba: If you two quarrelling idiots would stop fighting long enough to free me so I can go alert the police to your obviously illegal activities, I would be most pleased.
Bakura: OK!!!
Malik: -_-U I AM surrounded by idiots :( WAIT!!! YOU CAN'T FREE HIM, STUPID!!! YOU'RE GOING TO WRECK OUR PLAN!!!
Bakura: *stops* Really?
Malik: DUH!!!!
Mokuba: I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY want ice cream!!!
Bakura: Malik, come on lets do what we came here to do!
Yugi: which was...?
Malik: WE ARE GOING TO TURN YOU ALL INTO HAMSTERS!!!
Tea: OOOOH!!! HAMSTERS!! THEY ARE SOOOO CUTE!!!
Mai: YOU MEAN I AM GOING TO BE TURNED INTO A FURRY RAT!!
Malik: shut up, so we can get on with our plan.
Kaiba: when I get my lawyer...
Bakura: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!
Malik: just hand me your millennium Item...
Bakura: WHAT!!!
Malik: JUST DO IT ALREADY!!!
Bakura: fine. *hands him item*
Malik: THANK YOU!!! now, close your eyes and concentrate, and when you hear me say 'now', say "turn these mortals into animals!!!"
Bakura: sure...
*they do as he says*
Malik: now- *is knocked over*
Suddenly, a host of all of the animals of the zoo rushed into the circle, turning everything into chaos. But Bakura chanted the phrase, regardless.
Bakura: TURN THESE AHHHH!!! *is knocked over* INTO ANIMALS!!!
Malik: AHHHHHHHHH!!!! HELP!!!
Suddenly, there was a big white light. Everything went black.
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Malik: Uhhh... what happened?
Bakura: I dunno. I think something went wrong...
Marik: NOW can I have ice cream?
Malik: *opens eyes* AHHHHHHH!!!!! MARIK YOU'RE A CHIBI!!!
Marik: so? You're a Chibi too!! ^_______^
Malik: WHAT!!!
Marik: Aren't you so proud of me? I set all of the animals free ALL by myself, just in time for your spell, so you could buy me ice cream!!!
Malik: -_-U Marik, we ALREADY had animals.
Bakura: ahhhhhhhh!!!
Malik: Bakura? *can't find Bakura*
Bakura: down here!
Malik: whoa. YOU'RE WORSE OFF THAN ME!! HAHAHAHA!!!
Bakura: what!!
Marik: Bakura got turned into a Hamster!!!
Bakura: WHAT!!!!!
Malik: heh. figgers. OMG!! What about the others?
Bird: Be quiet. it's too early to get up...
Malik: THAT BIRD CAN TALK!!!
Marik: LETS CATCH IT AND EAT IT!!!
Bird: I'M NOT A BIRD, I'M TRISTAN!!!
Marik: so?
Tristan-bird: YOU CAN'T EAT ME!! THAT WOULD MAKE YOU A CANNIBAL!!
Marik: so?
Tristan-bird: wouldn't you rather eat Bakura?
Bakura: NOOOOOOO!
Marik: come here, little hamster...
Bakura: wouldn't you rather eat... ICE CREAM?
Marik: WHERE!!!
Bakura: *points to man in ice cream suit*
Marik: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^__________________________________________^
Tiger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MY ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackles Marik*
Marik: TIGER!!! MY FAVOURITE FOOD!!!
Ostrich: MOKUBA!!! GET BACK HERE, NOW!!!!
Tiger: yes, big brother. -_- BIG BROTHER!!! YOU'RE AN OSTRICH!!!!
Ostrich: MOKUBA!!! YOU'RE A TIGER!!!
Ash: AHHHHH!!! I'M A POKEBALL!!! NOOOO!!
Authoress: NOOOOO! YOU'RE NOT IN THIS FIC!!!
Ash: OH YEAH!!! WELL, IF I WEREN'T A POKEBALL I'D CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEDUEL!!!
Dream Shadow(yes, that's the authoress): RIIIIGHT.... GO POKEBALL GO!!! *throws Ash into trash* *HEY IT RHYMES!!*
Malik: DO YOU MIND!!!
Dream Shadow: SOOOOORY. *stomps away indignantly*
Bakura: did you just drive away the authoress...?
Malik: I think I did...?
Tea: AHHHHHH!!! I AM SOOOO CUTE!!
Everyone: WHAT???!
Tea: I'm a cute little fuzzy hamster ^__________________^! *does dance*
Serenity: What happened...? Why am I a horse?
Joey: mmmm... doughnuts...
Serenity: MY BROTHER SAID DOUGHNUTS!!! I ADMIRE THAT SOOOOO MUCH!! HE HAS THE GREATEST MASTERY OF ENGLISH EVER, CAUSE HE SAID DOUGHNUTS!!! I DON'T LIKE DOUGHNUTS THAT MUCH, BUT MY BROTHER IS SO GREAT HE IS JUST AWSOME LIKE VERY AND COOL AND AWSOME AND EXCELLENTLY WONDERFUL BECAUSE HE IS ABSOLUTELY AWSOME AND HE INSPIRES ME SOO MUCH AND BECAUSE OF HIM I CAN SEE AND I AM SOOO PROUD OF MYSELF BECAUSE HE IS MY BIG BROTHER AND I INSPIRE HIM AND HE INSPIRES ME AND ISN'T THAT AWSOME AND MAYBE I USE THE WORD AWSOME TO MUCH BUT WHO CARES BECAUSE MY BIG BROTHER JOEY INSPIRES ME AWSOMELY- *faints cause she can't breath*
Joey: WHAT??? *wakes up*
Tea: O.o JOEY!!! you're a CHICKEN!!
Joey: AM NOT!!
Serenity: she means literally, BIG BROTHER!!
Malik: wait, didn't you just faint?
Serenity: oh yah. *resumes faint*
JOEY: AWESOME!!! I'M A CHICKEN!!! *tries to do the chicken dance*
Mai: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Kaiba the Ostrich: *does chicken dance cause he's a bird, too*
Mokuba: *does chicken dance even though he's NOT a bird* *well, if tigers were birds...* *but they aren't, are they?* *well, lets just say Mokuba is a tiger-bird*
Tristan: I'M A BIRD!!! *does chicken dance*
Marik: *eats Ice Cream Man*
Ice Cream Man: AHHHHHHH!!! *is eaten; good thing he's made of ice cream.*
Tea: *falls over randomly*
Mai: DOESN'T ANYONE CARE!!!
Malik: *watching the chicken-dancers* -_-U
Bakura: well. I think our plan kinda failed.
Malik: well, at least they're all embarrassing themselves.
Serenity: NIEGH!!
Mai: DOESN'T ANYONE CARE THAT I'M A- WHAT AM I??????????????????????????!
Otogi (the authoress doesn't wanta have to type 'Duke Devlin' all the time): *has appeared as a gopher even though the authoress had previously forgotten him* WHOA, THE CHICKEN DANCE!!! *watches the chicken dance*
Yami: I WANT SUGAR!!!! *yes, Yami is now a chibi*
Yugi: WHEE I CAN FLY!!! *falls over randomly*
MAI: LOOK AT ME!!!
Yugi: NO FAIR!! I WANNA BE A KURIBO LIKE MAI!!! AHHHHH!! YAMI!! YOU'RE A GIRL-CHIBI!!!
Yami: AHHHHHHHHH!!! I'M A GIRL!!!!
Mai: NOOOO!!! I'M A KURIBO!!!!
Malik: since when is a kuribo a real animal?
Dream Shadow: SINCE I STARTED WRITING THIS FIC!!!!
Marik, Malik and Yami: I WANT ICE CREAM!!!!!
Mai: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I CAN'T FIND MY NAIL FILE!!!!
RYOU: WHY IS EVERYONE SHOUTING????!!!
MAI: NOOOOOOOO IDEA!
MARIK: ICE CREAM!!
MALIK: ICE CREAM!!!!!!!
YAMI: ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JOEY, TRISTAN, MOKUBA AND KAIBA: *ARE DOING THE CHICKEN DANCE* COME JOIN US!!!
ASH THE POKEBALL: *DOES THE CHICKEN DANCE*
Dream Shadow: STOP SHOUTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tea: fine. *does the chicken dance*
everyone: *does chicken dance*
Tea: *does bunny hop because she is a bunny*
Serenity: *eyes change colour; wakes up* RUN LIKE THE WIND!!! NEIGHHHHHHH!!!! *kidnaps Bakura the Ham-Ham and gallops away*
Ryou: *stops doing chicken dance* JOEY!! YOUR SISTER KIDNAPPED MY YAMI!!!
Joey: *is doing the chicken dance*