MUHAHAHAHA!!!!! MY NEXT CHAPTER!!!!
Heh... sorry, I know it's odd... BUT I'M JUST A VEEEERY RANDOM PERSON... meaning that this fic WILL contain randomness... possibly A LOT ...
THANX 2 DA REVIEWERS:
Suna: ^___^ THANK-YOU REALLY MUCH!!! :)
Crouching Tigress: Y'THINK SO?? I'm trying for humor... curse the spell checker, I SPELLED HUMOR RIGHT!!! (what does that have to do with anything??? O.oU)
Millennium Spirit River: you think so? Hmm... well, I kinda just put Ash in there randomly... AND YES, THE CHICKEN DANCE IS WEIRD!!!
Digichick: fine, have your own opinion! If that's what you think, I can do nothing to change it.
Kaonanashi:^__^ U R AWESOME!! THANK YOU!!
NO, I DON'T OWN ANYTHING, HAPPY???!
CHAPTER THREE!
Tea: CHAPTER THREE, CHAPTER THREE, CHAPTER THREE, CHAPTER THREE, CHAPTER THREE!!!
Mai: HOW CAN I BE A KURIBOH!!!
Zookeeper guy: HEY! BOB, LOOK! I FOUND THE REMAINDER OF THE ESCAPED ANIMALS!! LETS ROUND 'EM UP!!
Bob the Zookeeper guy: RIGHT FRANK, NO NEED TO YELL.
Frank the Zookeeper guy: look who's talking!
Bob the Zookeeper guy: oh! These little kids are lost!
Frank the Zookeeper guy: what should we do?
Bob the Zookeeper guy: why, give 'em to the lost and found!
Marik: ICE CREAM!!!
Malik: ICE CREAM!!!
Yami: ICE CREAM!!!
Frank the Zookeeper guy: why, the little chibis want ICE CREAM!!! well, why don't I take you guys to get some CHOCOLATE ice cream, and then I'll take you to the Lost and Found.
Yami: lost and found, lost and found, lost and found *does a little dance*
Frank the Zookeeper guy: riiiight... well, lets just be going now... *starts to walk off with Chibi Yami, Marik and Malik following.*
Malik: you guys! Stop dancing, Yami, and STOP TRYING TO EAT FRANK THE ZOOKEEPER GUY'S LEG, MARIK!!
Marik: why?? It looks yummy!!
Malik: BECAUSE!!! HE THINKS WE ARE LITTLE KIDS, YAMI IS A GIRL, AND WE HAVE TO GO RESCUE MY ACCOMPLICE IN EVIL!!!
Marik: so?
Malik: *thinks for a second* lets put it this way; if you eat the nice man, he won't give you ice cream.
Marik: fine.
Yami: *stops walking* uh-oh...
Malik: what? C'mon, we gotta get going or we aren't gonna get ice-cream.
Yami: I've... got the plague...
Malik: WHAT!! Why?
Yami: My you-know-what... I can't feel it anymore...
Malik: *rolls eyes* how many times do I have to tell you, YOU'VE BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO A GIRL!
Yami: that doesn't explain why I can't feel my pe-er, you-know-what (gotsta keep da rating down O.o)
Malik: GIRLS DON'T HAVE YOU-KNOW WHAT'S!!!
Yami: they don't?
Malik: YOU'VE LIVED FOR 5000 YEARS AND YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT!?!?!?
Yami: *turns green* you didn't need to tell me that... I'm just a Chibi, you know...
Malik: whatever. c'mon, WE DON'T WANNA MISS OUR ICE CREAM!!
Yami: by the way, what IS this story rated?
Malik: I dunno. ask the Authoress.
Yami: AUTHORESS, WHAT IS THIS STORY RATED??
Dream Shadow: I dunno.
Yami: WHAT!
Dream Shadow: YOU HEARD ME, NOW STOP TALKING TO ME AND GET BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING!!!
Yami: fine... :P
Malik: you know, I wouldn't do that to her... she can do worse than she's already done...
Yami: worse than give me a sex change? I DON'T THINK SO!!
Dream Shadow: MUHAHAHAHA!!!
Yami: uh oh...
*it starts raining* *like pouring* *actually, more like a hail, with like rain too* *what would that be called?*
Frank the Zookeeper guy: well, it started raining.... guess we have to go straight to the Lost and Found, instead of getting ice cream.
Chibi Malik, Marik and Yami: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
*back w/ dos animal peeps...*
Mai: NOOOOO!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO LIVE IN A KURIBO HABITAT!!! *is being dragged away*
Joey: *thinks for a second...* WAIT! I have to find my sister!! *is being dragged away to Chicken Enclosure*
everyone else: AHHH!! WE'RE NOT ANIMALS!!!
Kaiba: except for maybe Tri-
Tristan: SHUT UP!!!
Bob the Zookeeper guy: I could almost swear I can hear these animals talking.
Random Passerby-er: AHHHHH!!! SCHIZOPHRENIC!!! RUUUUUNNNN!!! *runs away*
Mai: NOOOOO!!!! MY NAIL FILE!!!!
*at the Lost and Found*
Lady: OHHH!!! did someone lose these adorable Chibis??? hey, little girl, why are you crying?
Yami: CAUSE I'M NOT A GUY ANYMORE!!! I WANNA BE A GUY!!! AND I WANT ICE CREAM!!
Lady: now now dear. don't cry!! You're a woman, and you always will be! Think of the advantages you'll have over men.
Yami: BU-BUT I AM A MAN!!
Lady: honey, just learn to accept it. I know that you think being a guy is better than being a girl, but it's not true, and one day you'll come to accept it, probably around the day you grow boobs. and then you don't have to be sad anymore.
Yami: BUT I AM A MAN, BUT THEN I GOT TURNED ONTO A GIRL!!
Lady: it's just a phase, believe me.
Malik: well, Lady, are you going to give me ice cream?
Lady: NOT WHEN YOU ASK LIKE THAT, YOUNG MAN!
Marik: huh?
Lady: now what's the magic words??
Malik: *to Marik* what's she talkin about? Do you know any magic words??
Marik: nope.
Malik: what da we do??
Marik: I DUNNO!! I JUST WANT ICE CREAM!! YOU'RE THE GENIUS, NOW THINK OF SOMETHING!
Malik: ummm... wait! Yami's a good person, he'll know!!
Marik: Yami? Do you know what the magic words are?
Yami: *stops crying* uh... none come to mind...
Marik: F*CK!!! I WANT ICE CREAM!!
Malik: whoa, don't have a cow! Your Egyptian card has some weird Egyptian writing on it, that makes it obey you! That could be it!
Marik: uhhh... I got a bad memory...
Malik: No, you are the other half of my personality so we are the same person. and my memory is EXCELLENT.
Marik: well, you see, I can't EXACTLY read Egyptian... I'm evil so I never went to school...
Malik: riiiiight. well, what's the magic words then?
Yami: wait... I've heard my aibou say something once... uhhh... it started with a 'P'
Malik: PORCUPINE!!
Yami: nope... it had something to do with food...
Marik: POTATO!!
Yami: no...
Marik: PASTA!!
Yami: no... I think some sort of vegetable...
Malik: erm... peas?
Yami: YES!!! but it wasn't exactly that...
Malik: well it might have been. *to Lady* can we have some ice cream, PEAS?
Lady: ohhh, you are SOOOO CUTE!! Of course you can!!!
Peas: I AM THE WORD!!!
Malik: riiiight....
Lady: *takes CHOCOLATE ice cream from MYSTERIOUS freezer that somehow appeared* here you-
Ishuzu: *walks through door* excuse me ma'am, I was SUPPOSED to be chaperoning a group of teens but I had a hangove-er, I mean I was sick. now I can't find them anywhere, and- OMG!!! IS THAT YOU MALIK!!
Malik: BIG SISTER!! SHE WAS JUST GIVING US ICE CREAM, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO COME NOW!!
Marik: ICE CREAM!!!
Lady: oh! Have you come for these adorable Chibis?
Ishuzu: uh, I guess... come on, you two... and who's the girl??
Marik: MVHAHAHAHahHAJAHA!!! it's YAMI!!!
Ishuzu: WHAT!!! I think you three have a little explaining to do! Come on, we're leaving, NOW!!!
Chibis: but!-
Ishuzu: *death glare*
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MUHAHAHA!!!END OF THE CHAPTER!!!
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