Dream Shadow: wheps. Looks like I lost track of the time…
BIG thanks to all my reviewers!!!!!!!!!!! I NEVER EXPECTED TO GET SO MANY REVIEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I PROBLY NEVER WOULDA UPDATED WITHOUT U GUYS!!! dundundun
NOOOOOO I DON'T OOOWWWN YU-GI-OH!!!!!!!!!!
Yes well hello!!!!!
Mysterious voice: GET ON W/ THE CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dream Shadow: FIIINE!!!!!
*Bakura and Serenity*
*Are in the ocean*
Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fish: har har har. Walk the plank, matey!!!!
Serenity: what plank?
Fish: blimey. WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PLANK????
Fish #2: oh a pirates life for me!!!!!!!
Bakura: there isn't even a ship here. -_-U
Fish: hey ho we're just fish, what do you expect????
Mermaid: oooooh dear.
Serenity: AHHHHH!! WHERE DID THAT MERMAID COME FROM!!!!!!!!
Mermaid: hmm. Where DID I come from? The real question is, what are a HORSE and a HAMHAM doing out in the middle of the ocean????
Serenity: *thinks* ummmmmm…. MY BROTHER SAID DOUGHNUTS AND THERE WAS A SHINY CHAIR AND A KURIBOH WITH NO NAIL FILE AND THEN I WAS A HORSE AND YAMI WAS A GIRL AND MY BROTHER IS AWSOMELY AWESOME AND EXCELLENT AND AND AND I CAN SEE BECAUSE OF HIM SO HE IS AWSOMER AND YOU'RE A MERMAID AND THERE WAS AN ICE CREAM MAN AND CHIBIS AND MY BROTHER IS AN AWESOME CHICKEN AND AND- *faints 'cause she can't breath*
Bakura: hmm. Well, I'll be slowly and ineffectually paddling Serenity's body back to Japan now.
Mermaid: NOOOOOO! OUR SUPPER IS ESCAPING!!!!! *Sits and watches supper escape sloooowly*
*Meanwhile at Ishuzu's place*
Ishuzu: what did you do this time, Malik??????
Chibi Malik: well, you see Bakura and me were going to turn everyone into Hamhams. But my darker half of the rubber face decided to set all the animals kin the Zoo free as part of his insane quest to get ice cream, and so we were all changed into different things…
Ishuzu: riiiight. And so what did you do this FOR?????
Chibi Malik: to get their Millennium Items, of course.
Ishuzu: AGAIN???
Malik: WHAT DO YOU MEAN AGAIN???????
Marik: we failed.
Malik: NO WE DIDN'T!!!!!!
Ishuzu: where are the Millenium Items then?
Malik: I still have mine!!
Ishuzu: where is the REST????
Malik: ummmm… none of the animals had them….
Frodo: YES!!!!!!!! I CAN FINALLY FULFIL MY DREAM AND CONQUER THE WOOOOORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Has the millennium ring, eye, key, scale, necklace and puzzle*
Sam the gardener guy: *mutters* I always knew he was evil, that I did! *Runs away*
Authoress: NO I DON'T OWN LORD OF THE RINGS!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHrgh.
Malik: shut up stupid.
Frodo: MIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNE!!!! *Drops Millennium Items* *runs away* *falls off cliff*
Malik: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! I FINALLY HAVE ALL THE MILLENNIUM ITEMS!! *Bites one* CHOCO- wha???? CHOCOLATE????!!!
Marik: well duh stupid. I like chocolate.
Malik: so? THESE-ARE-CHOCOLATE!! *Falls over*
Ishuzu: waiiiit on here…. If these are chocolate fakes that taste good *is eating Millenium Puzzle* what happened to the real ones??
Chibi Yami: *appears* nyah…. It's ALL your fault, Malik.
Malik: PMS Yami??
Yami: what's a PMS??
Marik: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *pause for breath*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! *Faints*
Everyone: O.o ooookay then….
*goldfish tank*
Yugi: soooo what's for lunch?
Goldfish #1: AHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO LUNCH!!!!!!!! *Runs away*
Goldfish #2: who're you?
Goldfish #3: where am I?
Yugi: anyone know how I can transform back into a human??
Goldfish #1: huuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnn
Goldfish #2: what's a human?
Yugi: I am NOT crazy, I am NOT going to go crazy, I am NOT crazy, I am NOT going to go crazy, I am… *repeats over and over and over and over…*
*ummm… somewhere else??*
Noah: *does dance* I've got greeeeeeeeeenyyyyblueeeeeeee HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Authoress: hello then. This is the intermission for the fourth or sixth chapter…. Not sure which.
Noah: shut up I'M THE ANNOUNCER!!!!
Authoress: *eyes glow* YOUR IN FOR IT NOW!!
Gollum: my precccccssssssiouusssssssssssss
*on Gaea- no Black Velvet Princess does NOT own Escaflowne!!!!*
Bakura: wheps. Wrong direction…
Lord Van: right. Who are you and why can you talk you pathetic rodent.
Bakura: I AM NOT A PATHETIC RODENT!!! MY NAME IS BAKURA AND I AM A POWERFUL YAMI OF A BISHI AND I CAN TALK BECAUSE MY STUPID FRIEND MESSED UP A SPELL AND TURNED ME INTO A HAMSTER!!!
Myrle: hamsters are sooo yummy!! Lord Van can I eat him pleeeaaase!!!!
Bakura: *wakes up* hey SERENITY are you awake yet??
Serenity: yes and my brothers the best in the world.
Bakura: well that's nice 'cause we aint not in Kansas no more.
Serenity: I do not understand this phrase you have spoken of
Bakura: WE AREN'T IN KANSAS ANYMORE
Serenity: we weren't in Kansas in the first place.
Black Velvet Princess: I don't own Kansas either.
Okay end of chapter!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah it's short but I thought I should update cause I haven't done it for a long time… pls rr!!!!!!!!!!! Sorry bout the wait!!!!!! *sings* *sorry bout the wait, sorry bout the wait, sorry sorry sorry bout the WAIT!!!!*
Authoress: in the next chappie: why did Marik burst into random laughter? WERE Bakura and Serenity in Kansas which I don't own? Is Yugi going insane- well, more importantly, what IS he going to eat for lunch? Does anybody care? These questions may or may not be answered- IN THE NEXT CHAPTER MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHMUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHMUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHMUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHMUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHMUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHMUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*