FLYING PENGUINS OF DOOM!!!
While watching the news, and trying to ignore the many multi-colored penguins falling from the sky outside his window, Yusuke noticed a strange bulliton. "Hello, this is Fred Darrekson with your weather report! Today's forecast, FLYING PENGUINS OF DOOM!!! They'll kill us ALL man!!!" The ancorman screamed and ran off, throwing papers around ramdomly. Yusuke turned off the TV. "See, now that's why I don't trust the weather." He said before throwing on a slicker, boots, penguin spray, and a penguin proof hat. He had no idea where he GOT the hat or penguin spray (or even why) but he had it so just don't ask questions.
He walked over to Kurama's house slowly and (carefully avoiding all obsticles, such as penguin puddles, singing furbies, fireworks, etc...) let himself in. Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei were in the living room staring at a puddle of pink goo. It was twitching. "What the hell is that?" Yusuke asked. Kurama looked over at him. "Hiei nuked a penguin." He said slowly, blinking as if he didn't really believe it. "Ah! It blinked at me!!!" Kuwabara cried and fell backwards. He landed on his head. "Ouch..." "Nuked? Like, microwave?" Yusuke asked. "Yes. Like a microwave. A dead microwave." Kurama said. If he blinked much more I'm sure his pretty eyes would fall right out.
"Oh." Yusuke said. "Hey, don't I owe you a birthday present?" He added. "Yes. Yes you do." Kurama said. Yusuke extracted a microwave from his back pocket and handed it to Kurama. "Happy Birthday." "How'd you get a MICROWAVE in your BACK POCKET!? I mean, not that I'm not grateful but, HOW!?" He asked, mouth gapping. Yusuke grinned, "I dunno." Kurama face faulted and then straitened himself. "I give up. Everything's topsy turvy today..."
"Topsy tipsy topsy turvy,
Like a man who's name is Shirley,
Right is Wrong and Down is Up
Penguins fly and ducks ask 'sup?
The world is backwords and a day-
Can make the whole world crumble 'way--"
Yusuke slapped a hand over Kuwabara's face. "STOP SINGING. Now." He said. "Aww..." Kuwabara looked quite sad. (He's an oaf, but you know he's still loveable. Personally, I'm a Hiei fan though.) Hiei was sitting on the floor, staring at the pink goo. He poked it with his katana a bit. It did a funny wrinkle thing and made a 'coo' sound. Suddenly, (scared by the unkillable pink blob) he took his katana and stapped the thing many times. "DIE DARN YOU!!!" He cried.
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Should I keep going? Is it even any good!? TELL ME!!!
Akurei
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While watching the news, and trying to ignore the many multi-colored penguins falling from the sky outside his window, Yusuke noticed a strange bulliton. "Hello, this is Fred Darrekson with your weather report! Today's forecast, FLYING PENGUINS OF DOOM!!! They'll kill us ALL man!!!" The ancorman screamed and ran off, throwing papers around ramdomly. Yusuke turned off the TV. "See, now that's why I don't trust the weather." He said before throwing on a slicker, boots, penguin spray, and a penguin proof hat. He had no idea where he GOT the hat or penguin spray (or even why) but he had it so just don't ask questions.
He walked over to Kurama's house slowly and (carefully avoiding all obsticles, such as penguin puddles, singing furbies, fireworks, etc...) let himself in. Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei were in the living room staring at a puddle of pink goo. It was twitching. "What the hell is that?" Yusuke asked. Kurama looked over at him. "Hiei nuked a penguin." He said slowly, blinking as if he didn't really believe it. "Ah! It blinked at me!!!" Kuwabara cried and fell backwards. He landed on his head. "Ouch..." "Nuked? Like, microwave?" Yusuke asked. "Yes. Like a microwave. A dead microwave." Kurama said. If he blinked much more I'm sure his pretty eyes would fall right out.
"Oh." Yusuke said. "Hey, don't I owe you a birthday present?" He added. "Yes. Yes you do." Kurama said. Yusuke extracted a microwave from his back pocket and handed it to Kurama. "Happy Birthday." "How'd you get a MICROWAVE in your BACK POCKET!? I mean, not that I'm not grateful but, HOW!?" He asked, mouth gapping. Yusuke grinned, "I dunno." Kurama face faulted and then straitened himself. "I give up. Everything's topsy turvy today..."
"Topsy tipsy topsy turvy,
Like a man who's name is Shirley,
Right is Wrong and Down is Up
Penguins fly and ducks ask 'sup?
The world is backwords and a day-
Can make the whole world crumble 'way--"
Yusuke slapped a hand over Kuwabara's face. "STOP SINGING. Now." He said. "Aww..." Kuwabara looked quite sad. (He's an oaf, but you know he's still loveable. Personally, I'm a Hiei fan though.) Hiei was sitting on the floor, staring at the pink goo. He poked it with his katana a bit. It did a funny wrinkle thing and made a 'coo' sound. Suddenly, (scared by the unkillable pink blob) he took his katana and stapped the thing many times. "DIE DARN YOU!!!" He cried.
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Should I keep going? Is it even any good!? TELL ME!!!
Akurei
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