Flying Penguins Of Doom
Part II
FIRE!!!
After about 5 minutes of screaming, stabbing, 'coo'ing, and other random havoc; Kurama FINALLY managed to convince Hiei that no, it could not hurt him and yes, he was sure it was either dead or in extreme pain. These two things seemed to calm Hiei down somewhat; however, he still sat staring at it while rubbing the sharp blade of his katana with his calussed thumbs. If the pink blob of what was once a penguin was actually scared by the little demon then Kurama couldn't blame him and felt sorry for the poor thing.
Kurama heard a knock at the door and quickly answered it. Two men in uniforms similar to the police stood there holding out badges reading "CPSERC". "Hello, we're from the Conserving the Penguin Species, Enviornment, and Rights Council; a new legislative and judicial branch. If you'll please just stand still while we aprehend and flog you, this will all go smoothly." One of the guys answered. Kurama's eyes bugged out. The other guy walked past Kurama and into the house wheeling a mini stretcher along with him. He stopped at the blob and somehow managed to place it on the stretcher. He turned to his friend. "It looks like another blender incident." He said calmly. "Microwave." Yusuke corrected him. "Oh, that's new." He said calmly and left the house with the stretcher and penguin blob.
"You-you're going to flog me!? For what!?" Kurama demanded. "Flog? Is that some fancy term for arresting someone?" Kuwabara asked. "No, flog is a verb; it litterally means to whip, lash, beat, or thrash a person." Kurama said calmly. "Great. Why?" Yusuke asked. "The owner of this apartment, Mr. Minamino Kurama, is on trial for assault, attempted murder, melting, the jabbing of sharp objects, and emotional distress." He read off of a report formally. "WHAT!? But I didn't do anything!!!" He cried. "According to the law of ownership, passed last week, the owner of the property the client in our juristiction was assaulted on is held responcible for any actions of violence on that client, albeit from themselves or others." He said in a monotone. Kurama was fuming. "WHAT!? That makes no sence! I demand a trial!" Kurama cried. The guy, Bob according to his name tag, just shrugged.
"Order! Order!" The judge banged her gavel down on the large... thing. The Baliff walked out with a notepad. He started taking down various food orders. Within seconds the food appeared in front of the orderer. Yusuke turned to Hiei. "How did we get here?" He asked. "I don't know; now shut up and let me eat my sweet snow." Hiei responded quickly and started eating his sweet treat. Yusuke sighed. "I'll go with it." He muttered.
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HELP ME!!! I NEED HELP!!! I've got a good idea, but I need suggestions for random crazyness that might occur in court, or not. Dancing hamsters can come in singing 'I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy' for all I care, just be creative! Thanks!
Akurei
Part II
FIRE!!!
After about 5 minutes of screaming, stabbing, 'coo'ing, and other random havoc; Kurama FINALLY managed to convince Hiei that no, it could not hurt him and yes, he was sure it was either dead or in extreme pain. These two things seemed to calm Hiei down somewhat; however, he still sat staring at it while rubbing the sharp blade of his katana with his calussed thumbs. If the pink blob of what was once a penguin was actually scared by the little demon then Kurama couldn't blame him and felt sorry for the poor thing.
Kurama heard a knock at the door and quickly answered it. Two men in uniforms similar to the police stood there holding out badges reading "CPSERC". "Hello, we're from the Conserving the Penguin Species, Enviornment, and Rights Council; a new legislative and judicial branch. If you'll please just stand still while we aprehend and flog you, this will all go smoothly." One of the guys answered. Kurama's eyes bugged out. The other guy walked past Kurama and into the house wheeling a mini stretcher along with him. He stopped at the blob and somehow managed to place it on the stretcher. He turned to his friend. "It looks like another blender incident." He said calmly. "Microwave." Yusuke corrected him. "Oh, that's new." He said calmly and left the house with the stretcher and penguin blob.
"You-you're going to flog me!? For what!?" Kurama demanded. "Flog? Is that some fancy term for arresting someone?" Kuwabara asked. "No, flog is a verb; it litterally means to whip, lash, beat, or thrash a person." Kurama said calmly. "Great. Why?" Yusuke asked. "The owner of this apartment, Mr. Minamino Kurama, is on trial for assault, attempted murder, melting, the jabbing of sharp objects, and emotional distress." He read off of a report formally. "WHAT!? But I didn't do anything!!!" He cried. "According to the law of ownership, passed last week, the owner of the property the client in our juristiction was assaulted on is held responcible for any actions of violence on that client, albeit from themselves or others." He said in a monotone. Kurama was fuming. "WHAT!? That makes no sence! I demand a trial!" Kurama cried. The guy, Bob according to his name tag, just shrugged.
"Order! Order!" The judge banged her gavel down on the large... thing. The Baliff walked out with a notepad. He started taking down various food orders. Within seconds the food appeared in front of the orderer. Yusuke turned to Hiei. "How did we get here?" He asked. "I don't know; now shut up and let me eat my sweet snow." Hiei responded quickly and started eating his sweet treat. Yusuke sighed. "I'll go with it." He muttered.
~*~
HELP ME!!! I NEED HELP!!! I've got a good idea, but I need suggestions for random crazyness that might occur in court, or not. Dancing hamsters can come in singing 'I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy' for all I care, just be creative! Thanks!
Akurei