Once upon a time, in the world of sexy pirates named jack, dog demons,and josh there were 3 little girls named Emily Kelley and Sally, The 3 little girls were from iceland and loved bagels. But they feared the dreaded furbies, flying mongooses inhabited their homeland, and then often flew into the precious ships on the island.
Crispy Volcano had recently been plugged, and the town was totally dry of the rum that exploded from the top of the volcano.It was an average day, and the three girls were really bored. After chasing toasters and ambushing local toy stores burning all their furbies they decided to go to tortuga!
"What's that?" Emily asked carving some socks out of a peice of drift wood.
Why it's the only place to get rum o' course!" Sally said putting on her best pirate attire. "What are you doing wearing your mother's underwear on your head?" Kelley asked pointing at Sally. "WHAT that's MY mom's underwear!" Emily shreiked taking them off her head. "Hmm I wonder how much these will go for on Ebay" Emily cackled in her evilist impresion of santa claus.
A flying mongoose came by and snatched the pair of underwear and cackled off before it was it was shreaded to peices by an airplane.
"But I want Inuyasha!" Emily pouted. "Oh ok, go get him, I locked him in my closet" Sally said giving her a key, which was actually a dog bone. Emily shrugged her shoulders and happily pranced off.
"I want potatoes!" Kelley said all of a sudden". "I want my Joshie!" Sally said sighing. "Ok!" Kelley said revealing a badly made doll version of him. "Uh, a voodoo doll of my boyfriend?" Sally said confused. "Oh no that's my uhhh" Kelley said trying to think of an excuse but was interupted by Jack Sparrow. "Hello there luv but if you'll be so kind ot take me to Tortuga, my bananna boat was eatin by that damn monkey!".
"Wait a second..the Black Pearl has been nothing but an old rotten banana all this time?" Kelley screeched looking disapointed.
"No lass, that damned Monkey stole me Pearl, then ate me other boat, which was made off rotten banannas" Jack said revealing an apple out of nowhere.
"Oh."Kelley said, blushing at her stupidity. "My bad."
Emily came back dragging an unconsious Inuyasha dog boy, "Eww magic tricks, teach me teach me!!" Emily clapped. "Aye, sure I will, but first bring me to Tortuga if you will" Jack said taking a bite of his apple.
Jack the monkey came out of Inuyasha's shirt and stole Jack Sparrow's Apple. "Hey, first he eats me boat, then he steals me apple!" Jack said running after him.
"Wait a minute? Emily has the evil monkey from hell that ate your ship?" sally questioned, emerging from a closet with josh.
"What were you two doing in the closet? Did you do it on my good table cloths? You know I needed those to make my ship!" Kelley hollard.
"Oh, our bad!" Josh said reaching into the closet and grabbing the now sweaty, smelly table clothes
"Nevermind, Ok Jack, JACK COME BACK HERE!!! We're heading to Tortuga meet us at the docks and don't be late you hear?" Kelley said packing up her beloved toaster and package of cream cheese.
"Wait this doesn't make since how do we go to Tortuga it's the 21st century and Jack wants to go to the 18th century Tortuga, that island is used for sheep hunting and turkey dances" Emily suggested.
"Allright then that only means one thing, TIMETRAVEL!" Sally said victoriously!
"Nah, it's been done- hmm what about magic!" Kelley said conjuring up ideas.
"Ahh thats been done too---" Sally said thinking.
"Ah lets just get this over with come on!!!" Josh said herding everyone to the docks.
"Here we go onto the adventure of our life time!" Emily pointed out.
"Yep! Wait arn't you bringing Inuyasha?" Kelley said looking around.
"Yah he's in my suitcase!" Emily said prancing off.
"I'm not even going to ask" Sally mumbled and then followed.
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This chapter of insanity is over, now on to the next one!! Review or it's to the gallows with you!
Written by: (According to FF.net usernames) Sally32915(as Sally), StoryTellerJS(as Kelley), and Keeosu(as Emily)!
Crispy Volcano had recently been plugged, and the town was totally dry of the rum that exploded from the top of the volcano.It was an average day, and the three girls were really bored. After chasing toasters and ambushing local toy stores burning all their furbies they decided to go to tortuga!
"What's that?" Emily asked carving some socks out of a peice of drift wood.
Why it's the only place to get rum o' course!" Sally said putting on her best pirate attire. "What are you doing wearing your mother's underwear on your head?" Kelley asked pointing at Sally. "WHAT that's MY mom's underwear!" Emily shreiked taking them off her head. "Hmm I wonder how much these will go for on Ebay" Emily cackled in her evilist impresion of santa claus.
A flying mongoose came by and snatched the pair of underwear and cackled off before it was it was shreaded to peices by an airplane.
"But I want Inuyasha!" Emily pouted. "Oh ok, go get him, I locked him in my closet" Sally said giving her a key, which was actually a dog bone. Emily shrugged her shoulders and happily pranced off.
"I want potatoes!" Kelley said all of a sudden". "I want my Joshie!" Sally said sighing. "Ok!" Kelley said revealing a badly made doll version of him. "Uh, a voodoo doll of my boyfriend?" Sally said confused. "Oh no that's my uhhh" Kelley said trying to think of an excuse but was interupted by Jack Sparrow. "Hello there luv but if you'll be so kind ot take me to Tortuga, my bananna boat was eatin by that damn monkey!".
"Wait a second..the Black Pearl has been nothing but an old rotten banana all this time?" Kelley screeched looking disapointed.
"No lass, that damned Monkey stole me Pearl, then ate me other boat, which was made off rotten banannas" Jack said revealing an apple out of nowhere.
"Oh."Kelley said, blushing at her stupidity. "My bad."
Emily came back dragging an unconsious Inuyasha dog boy, "Eww magic tricks, teach me teach me!!" Emily clapped. "Aye, sure I will, but first bring me to Tortuga if you will" Jack said taking a bite of his apple.
Jack the monkey came out of Inuyasha's shirt and stole Jack Sparrow's Apple. "Hey, first he eats me boat, then he steals me apple!" Jack said running after him.
"Wait a minute? Emily has the evil monkey from hell that ate your ship?" sally questioned, emerging from a closet with josh.
"What were you two doing in the closet? Did you do it on my good table cloths? You know I needed those to make my ship!" Kelley hollard.
"Oh, our bad!" Josh said reaching into the closet and grabbing the now sweaty, smelly table clothes
"Nevermind, Ok Jack, JACK COME BACK HERE!!! We're heading to Tortuga meet us at the docks and don't be late you hear?" Kelley said packing up her beloved toaster and package of cream cheese.
"Wait this doesn't make since how do we go to Tortuga it's the 21st century and Jack wants to go to the 18th century Tortuga, that island is used for sheep hunting and turkey dances" Emily suggested.
"Allright then that only means one thing, TIMETRAVEL!" Sally said victoriously!
"Nah, it's been done- hmm what about magic!" Kelley said conjuring up ideas.
"Ahh thats been done too---" Sally said thinking.
"Ah lets just get this over with come on!!!" Josh said herding everyone to the docks.
"Here we go onto the adventure of our life time!" Emily pointed out.
"Yep! Wait arn't you bringing Inuyasha?" Kelley said looking around.
"Yah he's in my suitcase!" Emily said prancing off.
"I'm not even going to ask" Sally mumbled and then followed.
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This chapter of insanity is over, now on to the next one!! Review or it's to the gallows with you!
Written by: (According to FF.net usernames) Sally32915(as Sally), StoryTellerJS(as Kelley), and Keeosu(as Emily)!