Hi this is my first ever fanfic so please be kind. Basically buffy, Angel
& co all end up in Middle Earth after the events of Season 5 Buffy and
Season 2 Angel. Most of them decide to go on the Fellowship. This is meant
to be funny but it will be serious in places. Please please please review
as I need all the help I can get. Also I own nothing (mores the pity) so
please don't sue.
The portal crackled into being. The light from it even momentarily stilled the blades of the Nazgul allowing Aragorn to pull Frodo from harms way. However the damage was already done. The poisonous blades of the Nine had already pierced his flesh just scant inches above his heart, already his eyes were glazing over as the poison slowly entered his system working its way around his tiny but powerful body. Beginning the process of turning him into what they were, Ringwraiths, right hand servants to the Dark Lord Sauron himself. Where once they had been powerful honourable Kings of Men (Nine were gifted to mortal men doomed to die) their greed had corrupted them into being bound forever in the service of Sauron and to forever search for the one ring of power for him.
From the portal fell a beautiful young blond girl, it seemed to Aragorn that an angel had fallen from the heavens to help him in his time of need.
Buffy looked up dazedly and slowly began to take in her surroundings. "Well one things for sure, I'm not in Kansas anymore" she mumbled to herself wryly.
Quickly getting to her feet she advanced to what she assumed were the bad guys. They certainly looked demonic especially being dressed all in black and seemingly trying to kill what looked like a group of extremely frightened children. Well that would just not do, and so tapping the first guy on the shoulder she announced "You know its not nice to pick on someone who smaller than you" glancing at the hobbits "I mean come on, look at them they're tiny. Why don't you pick on someone your own size"
The first of the Ringwraiths turned and looked her slowly up and down and seemed for all the world to be saying "And I suppose you're the someone's whose my own size" lifting his sword he didn't look at all put out at the possibility of fighting and killing a young seemingly defenceless maiden.
Buffy just smiled. She was at this point in time an as Spike would so eloquently put it 'an extremely brassed off Slayer' and that was something no sane bad guy would want to go up against. "Well then" said Buffy cheerfully " let the ass- whupping begin"
Buffy took on three of the assembled five Ringwraiths leaving the other two in the more than capable hands of Aragorn. Buffy threw kick after kick and punch but nothing seemed to faze these guys in the slightst. It was while she was circling around then that she noticed that for some reason or another the troll hammer had come with her when she had jumped off the tower to close the portal and save her sister Dawn's life even though it had been nowhere near her at time.
Not really caring how it got there only thankful that it had she picked it up with ease and smirked at her attackers. "I think that the odds have just dramatically increased in my favour"
From then on it was child's play to Buffy and soon her three attackers were in an undignified heap on the ground. Aragorn was in the final stages of his fight with the remaining two nazgul and soon they too were defeated.
And so just as quickly as it had started the fight was over. Aragorn quickly crossed to where Frodo was lying on the ground and lifted him up with ease. He began to walk determinedly eastwards down the hill leaving Buffy to gaze after him and wondering what to do next. Turning Aragorn called back to her "Well are you coming or not?" ...
That's all for now. I'm sorry for it being so short I will update in the next few days. Please review !!!!!
The portal crackled into being. The light from it even momentarily stilled the blades of the Nazgul allowing Aragorn to pull Frodo from harms way. However the damage was already done. The poisonous blades of the Nine had already pierced his flesh just scant inches above his heart, already his eyes were glazing over as the poison slowly entered his system working its way around his tiny but powerful body. Beginning the process of turning him into what they were, Ringwraiths, right hand servants to the Dark Lord Sauron himself. Where once they had been powerful honourable Kings of Men (Nine were gifted to mortal men doomed to die) their greed had corrupted them into being bound forever in the service of Sauron and to forever search for the one ring of power for him.
From the portal fell a beautiful young blond girl, it seemed to Aragorn that an angel had fallen from the heavens to help him in his time of need.
Buffy looked up dazedly and slowly began to take in her surroundings. "Well one things for sure, I'm not in Kansas anymore" she mumbled to herself wryly.
Quickly getting to her feet she advanced to what she assumed were the bad guys. They certainly looked demonic especially being dressed all in black and seemingly trying to kill what looked like a group of extremely frightened children. Well that would just not do, and so tapping the first guy on the shoulder she announced "You know its not nice to pick on someone who smaller than you" glancing at the hobbits "I mean come on, look at them they're tiny. Why don't you pick on someone your own size"
The first of the Ringwraiths turned and looked her slowly up and down and seemed for all the world to be saying "And I suppose you're the someone's whose my own size" lifting his sword he didn't look at all put out at the possibility of fighting and killing a young seemingly defenceless maiden.
Buffy just smiled. She was at this point in time an as Spike would so eloquently put it 'an extremely brassed off Slayer' and that was something no sane bad guy would want to go up against. "Well then" said Buffy cheerfully " let the ass- whupping begin"
Buffy took on three of the assembled five Ringwraiths leaving the other two in the more than capable hands of Aragorn. Buffy threw kick after kick and punch but nothing seemed to faze these guys in the slightst. It was while she was circling around then that she noticed that for some reason or another the troll hammer had come with her when she had jumped off the tower to close the portal and save her sister Dawn's life even though it had been nowhere near her at time.
Not really caring how it got there only thankful that it had she picked it up with ease and smirked at her attackers. "I think that the odds have just dramatically increased in my favour"
From then on it was child's play to Buffy and soon her three attackers were in an undignified heap on the ground. Aragorn was in the final stages of his fight with the remaining two nazgul and soon they too were defeated.
And so just as quickly as it had started the fight was over. Aragorn quickly crossed to where Frodo was lying on the ground and lifted him up with ease. He began to walk determinedly eastwards down the hill leaving Buffy to gaze after him and wondering what to do next. Turning Aragorn called back to her "Well are you coming or not?" ...
That's all for now. I'm sorry for it being so short I will update in the next few days. Please review !!!!!