"Why do you always do this, you fall in love with any guy that takes an
interest"
"God, Daniel, talk about hypocritical."
"I'm not like that"
"Oh come of it.Name one."
"Shyla.she showed an interest, persuaded you to use the Sarcophagus and you became evil."
"Well how did I know it would have that affect.bet you can't name anymore"
"Ke'ra, Linea, what ever you want to call her, she showed an interest, and you got involved even when you knew your wife had just been killed.any more proof?"
"Well what about you and Martouf."
"That's different, it was Jolinar's feelings I felt, I'm sure that if I didn't carry Jolinar, I wouldn't have been attracted to him."
"Narim.Orlin.Peter Shannon.need to go on?"
"Yeh well, your forgetting a particular person."
"What?!? How many more did you have whilst I was ascended?"
"None, I just thought that you should know all my boyfriends names since you're a 'really good friend' but obviously you don't know me well enough?"
"OK fine, I missed someone out, it still proves my point?"
"What point"
"The fact that every man you've been with have either died or has been seriously injured, or in the case of Peter a right asshole"
"Well, there's one that doesn't fit in any of those categories"
"Ok then, name him"
"No."
"Why not.because he doesn't exist?"
"Because I don't need to share every bit of detail about my love life to a person that hasn't realised that all the people he's loved became Goa'ulds or where evil psychopaths"
"How was I meant to know?" "Well how was I meant to know that mine would die, be seriously injured, or in the case of Peter a right asshole"
"So are you gunna tell me who your fantasy man is?"
"Why should I"
"Well I want to see you prove me wrong"
"Why should I have to prove it to you if we're 'best friends'?"
"Don't get cocky with me"
"Oh what you gunna do Daniel, tell mommy?"
"How dare you" the young man launched himself apon the Major and started punching her.
"Yo, Daniel what the hell are you doing?" Colonel O'Neill yelled as he ran to stop him and his 2IC fighting. He held Daniel away from Carter as she got up thanked the Colonel and walked off. "Daniel what was that about?"
"Umm, nothing Jack, don't worry" O'Neill released him and Daniel walked off in the opposite direction towards Teal'c, who was standing by the Stargate, O'Neill looked at Teal'c who nodded his head, O'Neill nodded back and headed in the direction that Carter had left by, five minutes later he found her sitting on the floor underneath a tree,
"What happened?" he said as he sat next to her and placed his arm around her;
"I don't know, one minute we were talking and then he went off on one, Jack I've never seen him like that, he scared me, I was so close to telling him." She looked up at him, O'Neill could see she had tears in her eyes, he pulled her towards him and placed his other hand on her head as she placed her head on his shoulder.
"What are you looking at?" the angry Daniel Jackson said as he stared at the Jaffa.
"I believe I am looking at you." Teal'c solemnly replied, he didn't understand how such a loyal friend could have started on his teammate; Daniel turned around and sat with his back towards Teal'c. Teal'c walked over to him and sat next to him, "Why do possess hatred for Major Carter?"
"Because."
"Have you not been best friends for 8 years? Daniel Jackson."
"Yeh, well you think you know some-one" he looked at Teal'c who had his usual eyebrow raised "Look will you change the subject."
"Come on kids, let's get back to base." O'Neill sprung out of the trees closely followed by Carter. Daniel stood up, walked towards the DHD and Dialled home.
"Incoming Traveller" the sergeant spoke to the General as he descended the stairs,
"Any-one due back?"
"No Sir.Receiving IDC.It's SG-1"
"Open the Iris" the sergeant placed his hand on the switch and the Iris sprung to life, shortly afterwards SG-1 came through, "What happened SG-1?"
"Well sir, we looked around, got a few soil samples, no indigenous life forms sir, looks to of been abandon centuries ago sir." O'Neill replied.
"There was no need to remain General Hammond" Teal'c concluded.
"Get yourselves cleaned up, Debriefing will commence in 16:00 hours."
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"God, Daniel, talk about hypocritical."
"I'm not like that"
"Oh come of it.Name one."
"Shyla.she showed an interest, persuaded you to use the Sarcophagus and you became evil."
"Well how did I know it would have that affect.bet you can't name anymore"
"Ke'ra, Linea, what ever you want to call her, she showed an interest, and you got involved even when you knew your wife had just been killed.any more proof?"
"Well what about you and Martouf."
"That's different, it was Jolinar's feelings I felt, I'm sure that if I didn't carry Jolinar, I wouldn't have been attracted to him."
"Narim.Orlin.Peter Shannon.need to go on?"
"Yeh well, your forgetting a particular person."
"What?!? How many more did you have whilst I was ascended?"
"None, I just thought that you should know all my boyfriends names since you're a 'really good friend' but obviously you don't know me well enough?"
"OK fine, I missed someone out, it still proves my point?"
"What point"
"The fact that every man you've been with have either died or has been seriously injured, or in the case of Peter a right asshole"
"Well, there's one that doesn't fit in any of those categories"
"Ok then, name him"
"No."
"Why not.because he doesn't exist?"
"Because I don't need to share every bit of detail about my love life to a person that hasn't realised that all the people he's loved became Goa'ulds or where evil psychopaths"
"How was I meant to know?" "Well how was I meant to know that mine would die, be seriously injured, or in the case of Peter a right asshole"
"So are you gunna tell me who your fantasy man is?"
"Why should I"
"Well I want to see you prove me wrong"
"Why should I have to prove it to you if we're 'best friends'?"
"Don't get cocky with me"
"Oh what you gunna do Daniel, tell mommy?"
"How dare you" the young man launched himself apon the Major and started punching her.
"Yo, Daniel what the hell are you doing?" Colonel O'Neill yelled as he ran to stop him and his 2IC fighting. He held Daniel away from Carter as she got up thanked the Colonel and walked off. "Daniel what was that about?"
"Umm, nothing Jack, don't worry" O'Neill released him and Daniel walked off in the opposite direction towards Teal'c, who was standing by the Stargate, O'Neill looked at Teal'c who nodded his head, O'Neill nodded back and headed in the direction that Carter had left by, five minutes later he found her sitting on the floor underneath a tree,
"What happened?" he said as he sat next to her and placed his arm around her;
"I don't know, one minute we were talking and then he went off on one, Jack I've never seen him like that, he scared me, I was so close to telling him." She looked up at him, O'Neill could see she had tears in her eyes, he pulled her towards him and placed his other hand on her head as she placed her head on his shoulder.
"What are you looking at?" the angry Daniel Jackson said as he stared at the Jaffa.
"I believe I am looking at you." Teal'c solemnly replied, he didn't understand how such a loyal friend could have started on his teammate; Daniel turned around and sat with his back towards Teal'c. Teal'c walked over to him and sat next to him, "Why do possess hatred for Major Carter?"
"Because."
"Have you not been best friends for 8 years? Daniel Jackson."
"Yeh, well you think you know some-one" he looked at Teal'c who had his usual eyebrow raised "Look will you change the subject."
"Come on kids, let's get back to base." O'Neill sprung out of the trees closely followed by Carter. Daniel stood up, walked towards the DHD and Dialled home.
"Incoming Traveller" the sergeant spoke to the General as he descended the stairs,
"Any-one due back?"
"No Sir.Receiving IDC.It's SG-1"
"Open the Iris" the sergeant placed his hand on the switch and the Iris sprung to life, shortly afterwards SG-1 came through, "What happened SG-1?"
"Well sir, we looked around, got a few soil samples, no indigenous life forms sir, looks to of been abandon centuries ago sir." O'Neill replied.
"There was no need to remain General Hammond" Teal'c concluded.
"Get yourselves cleaned up, Debriefing will commence in 16:00 hours."
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