How Can I Keep from Squealing?

by Sage Saria

To the melody of the old folk song, most popularly known done by Enya, "How Can I Keep From Singing?" Me singing about my favorite bishies. Rated PG just in case.

My life is filled with Anime boys,

With hair from blonde to violet,

Soldiers and bards, and school boys, too,

And Evengelion pilots,

Oh, were they real, if for a day,

My heart would be cartwheeling,

For when I see my bishies all,

How can I keep from squealing?

But though Zelgadis is a rock,

I am lost in his eyes, (pronounced "ai-ees")

And though Ryoga is a pig,

His fangs are so kawaii,

And I could never pick just one,

While they are all appealing,

Since anime's got the hottest guys,

How can I keep from squealing?

When I hear sweet Tsukasa's voice,

Rushes of lust start wheeling.

When Fugen Shinjin beams a smile,

How can I keep from squealing?

In NSL, and Spanish class,

My thoughts to them are reeling,

As anime boys are hard to top,

How can I keep from squealing?

I hug my Yugi plushie close,

And say to him "Good night"

My CD player plays Haku's theme,

Everything feels all right,

When I can see a handsome face,

It helps me with life's dealings,

So when that bishie's on the screen,

How can I keep from squealing?