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Dear Witch/Wizard!
Floo® inc. is happy to congratulate you with coming Christmas and New Year and to present two new types of Floo® connection: "Philosopher's"™ and "Philosopher's VIP"™
Every time you travel via Floo® network using Floo® powder, you spend a handful, no matter how far you travel or how much luggage you take. You pay the same visiting you aunt who lives three streets away as your neighbour sending a piano from London to Hogsmeade. However, this unfair situation has finally changed. If you connect to Floo® network using "Philosopher's"™ scheme, you pay 1 Kt/10 Pounds for each mile of transportation or 1 Kt/1 minute for each mile while speaking. You will have unlimited* access to Floo® network through a single fireplace for 9 Gn 16 Sl 28 Kt per month if you choose "Philosopher's VIP"™.
After three years of intense research undertaken by our best arithmancers and charmers Floo® inc. presents the first and the only in Europe "Mobile Floo"™. If you own a wand produced by our partners Olivander's® inc., you may access to the Floo® network through any fire kindled with "Incendio"! See Appendix A for details.
Post us a request for "Philosopher's"™, "Philosopher's VIP"™ or "Mobile Floo"™ now using the attached form! You get our Christmas discount of 11% if you send your request with return owl.
Sincerely yours,
Floo® inc. (license #0x1F by Department of Magical Transportation).
* for a list of items forbidden for sending through Floo® network see Appendix B