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Chapter 6
The Cat was becoming bored with the constant limelight-snatching from Lister.
"Bored. Bored Bored Bored!!!" Cat groaned, moaned, screeched and sighed. Kryten felt very uncomfortable. How could he do that to Lister?! ASSAULT him like he did?!
"Well, unscrew my groinal box and spin my nipple nuts!!!!" Kryten whined hysterically as he paced rapidly to and fro. "...what in the good name of Silicon Heaven has been going on?! Just one female humanoid on the ship... just a teeny small one... and she's caused more trouble than an entire field of bulls and red-cloaked hooligans."
As Kryten continued to wear a dent in the deck, he was watched over by Bexlie and Rimmer. Each had become increasingly discomforted by Lister's motions towards them, and so with great heart-rending pain, they had come to the conclusion that being apart would keep them from being torn apart, literally, as well as emotionally. Her father was what she had been searching for all these years, and despite the fact he was a self-centered, lager-swilling, curry slurping slob with all the etiquette of a an alcoholic gorilla, she ultimately decided that he was the one that would have to matter for the moment. Even though it pained both herself and her beloved hologram deeply...
As her father came round for the umpteenth time, Kryten, Holly, Cat, Bexlie and Rimmer simultaneously explained that nothing had ever gone on between his best friend and his daughter and that he'd dreamt the whole thing throughout his miniature coma. Sleepily, he took it as the truth and nothing more was said about the dangerous liasons from that point on.
Chapter 6
The Cat was becoming bored with the constant limelight-snatching from Lister.
"Bored. Bored Bored Bored!!!" Cat groaned, moaned, screeched and sighed. Kryten felt very uncomfortable. How could he do that to Lister?! ASSAULT him like he did?!
"Well, unscrew my groinal box and spin my nipple nuts!!!!" Kryten whined hysterically as he paced rapidly to and fro. "...what in the good name of Silicon Heaven has been going on?! Just one female humanoid on the ship... just a teeny small one... and she's caused more trouble than an entire field of bulls and red-cloaked hooligans."
As Kryten continued to wear a dent in the deck, he was watched over by Bexlie and Rimmer. Each had become increasingly discomforted by Lister's motions towards them, and so with great heart-rending pain, they had come to the conclusion that being apart would keep them from being torn apart, literally, as well as emotionally. Her father was what she had been searching for all these years, and despite the fact he was a self-centered, lager-swilling, curry slurping slob with all the etiquette of a an alcoholic gorilla, she ultimately decided that he was the one that would have to matter for the moment. Even though it pained both herself and her beloved hologram deeply...
As her father came round for the umpteenth time, Kryten, Holly, Cat, Bexlie and Rimmer simultaneously explained that nothing had ever gone on between his best friend and his daughter and that he'd dreamt the whole thing throughout his miniature coma. Sleepily, he took it as the truth and nothing more was said about the dangerous liasons from that point on.