Define "Normal"
Disclaimer: *silence* (everyone: say it!) no (eo:say it!) screw you!! (eo: SAY IT!) WELL YOU SHOULD KNOW SO BACK OFF YOU DUMB FUCKS!!!!! (eo: *silence*) Yeah… that's what I thought…
Chapter 10
The Visit
A/n: You know… I never knew you could tell so much about a person from their bio *looks around room* I think I need to retype mine.. people keep looking at it and it scares me because I didn't think anyone would and I have a lot of shit in there that I didn't mean to have everyone read… opp…
Chita: That's it Kinchiata… just let EVERYONE get suspicions so they go read it…
Kinchiata/Me: ohh shit.. your right.. for once *sweatdrop*
Chita: HEY!
Kinchiata/Me: WHAT IT'S THE TRUTH!
Chita: I'll show you truth *holds up binder full of pictures of me and InuYasha in fake wedding suits that were printed out and faked*
Kinchiata/Me: HEY GIVE THAT BACK!!! *jumps up and down for it*
Chita: I don't think so.. why don't we show InuYasha
InuYasha: *sweatdrop and inches away slowly from me*
Kinchiata/Me: *Tear* how could you be so cruel InuYasha… after all my worshipping of you…
InuYasha: Feh.
Kinchiata/Me: HEY.. I thought you were supposed to be weak to tears from a girl…
InuYasha: Not when it's YOU
Kinchata/Me: That hurts…
Chita: The truth hurts…
Kami: (god but girl named after in my fic/idea) *yawns and looks around* Ohh InuYasha.. when did you get here.. *jumps off of couch and runs to InuYasha*
Kinchiata/Me: for all of you who don't know who Kami or Chita is.. they are neko HANYOUS that are explained in my other fic Child of Love…
Chita: Wow… she does care ^.^
Kinchiata/Me: HEY.. THAT'S MY SWEET LITTLE FACE!!!
Chita: or not *sweatdrop*
InuYasha: *slowly inches out of room*
Ixy: INUYASHA!!!!!!
Kinchiata/Me: hey Ixy… ya made it…. For all of you who don't know Ixy.. she's my muse… or my best friend… don't ask me why her nicknames Ixy I don't know…
Ixy: HEY.. IT'S A CUTE NAME!!!!
Kinchiata/Me: a cute name with no point *sighs*
Kami: *still clung to InuYasha and trying to push Ixy off* Hey.. your supposed to write a story not chat *hits Ixy in head*
Kinchiata/Me: ohh yeah….I just wasted a page of pure nothing….
Chita: TO THE STORY!!!!!
Everyone: HEY I WANTED TO SAY IT!
Chita: *blinks innocently and inches out of room*
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a/n: yes I know I know.. no point to that but my friends wanted me to put them in my story so I had a chat session (they all made their own words I just sat down and typed it) everyones my friend and InuYasha was played by Bry.. Chita was played by Nat.. Kami was played by Meece …and Ixy was played by Ixy (Ashley).. okay.. now to this story….
A/n2: thanks to my friends this will be a funny chapter with barley any point… have fun…
Friday. Back massage day. And a dreaded day. What to say to InuYasha I have no clue.
When I walked in the room I expected what I saw. InuYasha drumming to his walkman music.
I went over and pulled off his bandanna and headphones as I gazed at his ears and started to tweak them again. I swear he was about to kill he. He reflexed his claws and took a deep breath. I let go of them and sat down in my chair.
"Why do you keep them hidden?" I asked.
He just turned away and mumbled.
"Okay fine," I said and slammed my folder down, "I have a request."
He looked up to me and waited.
"Sango's coming today, and I need you to come over with Miroku, is that okay?" I asked.
He nodded as a spark of joy flashed in his eyes.
"Ohh one more thing… do you think the teletubies are planning something?" I asked looking around the room as if expecting something to pop out and grab me.
"The teletubies?" he asked.
"Yeah… those little red, yellow, green, and purple guys. I don't trust them. They are brain washing the innocent little children. I don't know what they are planning but I know it's something," I said.
(A/n: I know Kagome.. I felt that too… I swear the evil munchkins are planning something… and we must stop it… lets stop all programming so no Innocent children can see it 0.o…)
InuYasha couldn't help it anymore. Be burst into laughter and started rolling around on the floor pointing at me like I was insane.
I'm not insane! I swear they are planning something!
InuYasha gasped for air as he tried really hard to stop laughing.
(A/n: all with me say "I" I need some scouts to dig up any dirt on the colorful mice
Meece: HEY I LIKE MICE!
Me: YOU LIKE THOSE EVIL COLOR DORKS?!
Meece: no.. I just like mice…
Me: *sweatdrop*)
InuYasha finally had stopped laughing but he couldn't quit smiling. I was serious… those things were evil…
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Miroku and InuYasha were an hour early at my fosters house. They said they wanted to make Sango feel welcome. I didn't get it. All I wanted them there for was Miroku to make Sango in a cheery mood. But ohh well because we had soda and chips and all sorts of junk food.
We set it up in the room I was staying in. Kind of a 'welcome for five days' thing I guess.
Miroku seemed in an extra chipper mood. The thing was Miroku had a thing for Sango, and when she left he was always depressed.
The door bell was heard as I rushed to the door and opened it. There stood Sango with her suitcase.
She smiled at me and walked inside. That's when she saw Miroku. I swear she almost dropped her bag when they locked eyes.
InuYasha just laughed. I couldn't help it either. Since the day my father left this was my first real laugh. My first real joy. Except when I was around InuYasha.
"Sweet Sango.. how are you?" Miroku asked holding out his hand for her suitcase. She handed it to him and blushed.
"Fine," she muttered.
He grinned at her and ran to my temporary room to set the suit case down.
Sango and I exchanged hugs and hellos. The thing was she kept eyeing Miroku.
After a while we were all in my room sitting on my bed when Sango piped up.
"So… any dirt on the color aliens?" she asked and looked at me. Everyone burst into laugher, I don't think Miroku got it though.
We sat around and talked. Sango started this whole squirrel thing.
"I swear.. they look at you so odd… they're planning something to… do you think they are in cahoots with the evil colorful dorks?" she asked.
Miroku took a sip of his Pepsi, which was a bad idea because she started laughing and it got all over me and InuYasha.
"Thanks.. thanks a bunch Miroku," InuYasha said just sitting there glaring at him.
He smiled innocently and set his pop down quickly.
I just laughed. They were so much fun to just hang around and laugh with.
InuYasha soon left and drug the lecher along.
"Goodbye ladt Sango," he said as his hands saud the rest. They got lower.. and lower.. then..
SMACK
Sango's eye twitched with anger as she held out her hand for another beating for him.
He just shrunk and ran behind InuYasha.
"Mouse," he said.
(Meece: Again with the dissing on mice… why are you so cruel…
Kinchiata: cause I can be… *evil laugh*
Meece: *blinks twice and runs away*)
Miroku just smiled and stood up straight again before walking out the door with a final wave goodbye.
Sango sighed and drug me to my temporary room.
"So how's it going with InuYasha?" she asked once the door was shut.
"What are you talking about?" I asked.
"Come on.. just tell me," she said.
I eyed her, "If you tell me what you think of Miroku.. no lies," I said with a smirk.
She paled, "Okay… he's hot… there happy?" she glared.
"Yes," I said with a grin.
"Now tell me," she begged.
"Ohh but talking about Miroku and your love for him is MUCH better," I said. She through a pillow at my head.
"Bite me… so are you gonna tell me or what?" she said.
"Or what," I said.
"I'm gonna kill you… you said you would tell me," she whined.
"Fine fine… he's hot," I said with a smirk.
"Yeah.. I know… but has he made any moves?" she asked.
"Moves?" What was she talking about?
"Has he tried to kiss you?"
"KISS ME!" what does she think about in that sick little mind of hers?
"Yeah… anything… a hug.. what?" she asked.
A hug? I felt myself blush, "He hugged me.. and gave me a massage," I muttered. Wow. When you say that aloud it sounds like me likes you! But you know that's not true. Still…
Sango squealed, "HA.. I knew it by the way you two kept eyeing each other when you thought no one was looking," she said with a goofy grin.
I blushed. Wait! He looked at me? Okay… that's odd, "Your just imagining things Sango," I said.
She smiled, "Yeah… and hell is burning," she said.
Wait.. what? "What.. what was that?" I said.
"Well.. you said on the phone a couple days ago that hell froze over… well hell is burning," she said and cocked an eyebrow.
"Sango," I started.
"Hmm?" she answered.
"Your really screwed in the head," I said as another pillow found it's way to my head.
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a/n: yeah yeah.. a pointless chapter… but my friends feed me SUGAR… and such… so I was really hyper… see they all decided to come over because of my cliffie and they got pissed at me… so they forced me to write this chapter… and yeah… they feed me sugar because they said they were sick of my uptight attitide *bounces off wall* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE o.0… okay… I'm okay now…
InuMonkeyRapper: Don't worry I knew you weren't hitting on me… But I would tell you my age it's just… yeah… maybe I'll tell you when I'm not on my story… well review and such… plus if I told you my age you would think I was psycho and really odd… neways.. yeah.. mine was always cheerful (social worker) she had this line of FAKE happiness… me and my sis could see right through her…and kikyo and koga both should die…SLOWLY… like ya said…so review.. Ja
ladykaa28: I told you ask me questions anytime.. neways.. see if you apply for foster care… then you have to go through all these tests and such.. you have to have a license and you have to do a lot of stuff… and that takes a LONG time.. the reason I know is because I was IN foster care for 6 months… so yeah.. I learned a lot… okay ask any questions.. ja
Chita: You got a lot of reviews…
Kinchiat (me): *sweatdrop* nuh uhhhh…
Kami: Uhh huh…
Kinchiata: Nuh uhhh
Kami: Uhhh huh…
Kinchiata: nuh uhhhh
Chita *interrupts Kami* SHUT UP!!!!!
Kami: *mutters mutters*
Chita: Thank you… now… Review Kinchiata or we will feed her more sugar….
InuYasha: NOOOOOO.. NO MORE SUGAR.. PLEASE REVIEW HER… DON'T GIVE HER ANYMORE SUGAR!!!!!!!!
Kami: *evil grin* Inuuuyaaaashaaaaa….
InuYasha: *looks around room for escape* Shit….
Kami: *huggles him close*
Kinchiata: *shoves Kami out of story and huggles InuYasha* MINE!
Kagome: *pops up for no reason and grabs InuYasha* Nuh uhhh
Kinchiata: *grabs him back* uhh huhhhh..
Kagome: *grabs him back* nuh uhhhh
Kinchiata: *grabs him back* uhh huh..
Chita: *shakes head* not this again….
Kagome: *grabs him back* nuh huhhh
Kinchiata: *evil grin* HEY.. SHE ADMITTED IT!
Kagome: *blush* he's yours… *shoves him in my face and disappears*
Kinchiata: *grins* I knew that would work…
Chita: head and sighs do you ever give up?
Kinchiata: *grabs air where he's supposed to be* Nope *falls to ground from no support and hops back up* INUYASHA!
InuYasha: *inches slowly out of room and dashes out the door and down hallway*
Kinchiata: *sticks head out door and pouts* another one lost…
Chita: You pathetic…
Kinchiata: *grins* I know.. *makes another InuYasha pop up and huggles him* But you know you love me….
Chita: Yeah… as much as I love the teletubies…
Kinchiata: *freaks out at word* how can you compare me with such EVIL
Chita: ummm.. I'm gonna… go… now…
Kinchiata: *calms down* where did Ixy go?
Ixy: *magically appears* HI *waves*
Kinchiata: *blink blink* okaaaaaaaaaay…
Chita: I'm leaving now…
Kinchiata: Buh bye…
Ixy: I need a ride home Chita *runs after chita*
Kinchiata: FINE *tear* leave me in the dark cold world without anyone.. *looks over at InuYasha* ohh yeah.. *huggles him* okaaaaay.. review…
InuYasha: SAVE ME MHHFF MFGHH
Kinchiata: *smiles and shoves Inuyasha in closet before whistleing off* REVIEWWW
REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!