Me: I don't own Lord of the Rings if I did I wouldn't be doing this.
Gandalf, Pippin, Merry, Sam, Frodo, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli, and Bilbo are sitting around a Christmas tree, they all agree to sing the twelve days of Christmas, that Sam made up, The music starts…
All: one the fist day of Christmas my true eye gave to me… a Merry in an Ent tree
Frodo : on the second day of Christmas my true eye gave to me.. Two gorgeous eyes
All: and a Merry in a Ent tree
Sam: that's not what I wrote.
Frodo: I know I made some improvements to the song. I mean come on "Two elves kissing?'' boring lets just finish the song Legolas your up next
Legolas: On the third day of Christmas my true eye gave to me… three raving fan girls
Frodo: two gorgeous eyes
All: and Merry in an Ent tree
Sam: If you're going to change the song then I am too
On the forth day of Christmas my true eye gave to me… four pairs of conies
Legolas: Three raving fan girls
Frodo: Two gorgeous eyes
All: and a Merry in an Ent tree
Pippin: on the fifth day of Christmas my true eye gave to me… Fiiiiiiivee Fiirrrrree woooooooooooorrrkkkss
Sam: four pairs of conies
Legolas: Three raving fan girls
Frodo: two gorgeous eyes
All: and a Merry in a Ent tree
Gimli: on the sixth day of Christmas my true eye gave to me… Six ring wraiths screeching
*I think you get the idea how says it now
FIIIvvvvvvveeeeee fffffiiiiireeeee wwwwwooooooorkkkkkkks
Four pairs if conies
Three raving fan girls
Two gorgeous eyes
And a Merry in a Christmas tree
Aragorn: on the seventh day of Christmas my true eye gave to me… seven gullums
Sleeking
Six ring wraiths screeching
Fiiiiiivvvvveee fffiirree wwwwoooorrkkksss
Four pairs of conies
Three raving fan girls
Two gorgeous eyes
And a Merry in an Ent tree
Bilbo: On the eighth day of Christmas my true eye gave to me…. Eight goblins singing
Seven Gollums slinking
Six ring wraiths screeching
Fivee ffiire works
Four pairs of conies
Three raving fan girls
Two gorgeous eyes
And a Merry in an Ent tree
Gandalf: on the ninth day of Christmas my true eye gave to me… nine elves at helms deep *thinking * More like nine hundred
Eight goblins singing
Seven Gollums slinking
Six ring wraiths screeching
Fiveeee fiiirree wooorrrkkks
Four pair of conies
Three raving fan girls
And a Merry in an Ent tree
Frodo: on the tenth day of Christmas my true eye gave to me…. Ten orcs a leaping
Nine elves at helms deep
Eight goblins singing
Seven Gollums slinking
Six ring wraiths screeching
Pippin screaming at the top of his lungs: FIVE FIRE WORKS!!!!!!!!!
Frodo: I think he's had a little to much ale
Four pairs of conies
Three ravings fan girl's, two gorgeous eyes
And Merry In an Ent tree
*ME: whew almost there*
*Just then Gollum comes busting in*
Gollum: ON the eleventh day of Christmas my ppreccioooooossss gave to me... Eleven FISH A Wriggling
*Everyone chases after Gollum while he sings the song*
Gollum:
Ten orcs a leaping, nine elves at helms deep, eight goblins singing, seven masters whining
Frodo: HEY!!!
Gollum:
Six ring wraiths screeching, five fire works, four pairs of conies, three raving fan girls two dumb eyes
Frodo: *again* HEYYY!!!
Gollum: and the one eye in stupid castle
*Everyone stops their chasing and sings the last verse... Right!
Everyone *even gollum* on the twelfth day of Christmas my true eye gave to me…
SAM: every one loud and fast. Even you at home!
All: TWELVE ENTS A STOMPING
ELEVEN FISH A WRIGGLING
TEN ORCS A LEAPING
NINE ELVES AT HELMS DEEP
EIGHT GOBLINS SINIGING
SEVEN GOLLUMS SLINKING
SIX RING WRAITHS SKREECHING
FFFIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEE FFFFFFFIIIIIIIIRREEEEEEEEE WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOORRRRRRRKKKKKKKKSSSSSSS
FOUR PAIRS OF CONIES
THREE RAVING FAN GIRLS
TWO GORGEOUS EYES
AAANNND A MEERRYY IN AN ENT TTTTRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
Gollum: Merry precious to all and it's all mine!!
Everyone continues chasing after gollum*Me: So whatcha think?