Define "Normal"

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Chapter 12

A/n: I think you'll all be happy to know my friends have decided to leave this story alone and go bug my 'Child of Love' story… so watch out all of you who are reading that one to…

I moaned as the light of the sun washed over my eyes. I put an arm over my eyes and rolled over. Not to long after Sango busted in with a toothbrush in her mouth.

"Kagome… so that's where you went," she said through the brush as she rubbed back and forth.

"Sango…" I muttered as I rolled back over so I wouldn't have to see her.

"Wake up sunshine," she said pushing on my shoulder.

"Ohh yes.. I'm just ONE ray of sunshine," I muttered and moved my shoulder to shove off her hand.

"Okay boys… guess we have to use extra force," she said. Surprisingly Sota and Shippo were already up and giggling.

"THE TELETUBIES ARE ATTACKING!" Sango yelled so loud I flew out of bed and landed on the floor.

I jumped up and looked around the room as the three rolled around the floor laughing. Sango spat her toothbrush out and couldn't stop laughing.

I walked over past her out the door before stepping on her stomach on my way out. This just caused her to laugh harder.

I sighed and went to the bathroom to brush my teeth. She walked in to put her toothbrush away and grab her make-up bag. Make-up. Boy did I hate that stuff! It felt so gooey on my face and last time it caused me to brake out. I didn't understand Sango. She looked so beautiful without it so why did she wear it?

She was still laughing which caused me to growl low in my chest. She smiled innocently at me and walked blissfully out of the bathroom.

When I was done taking a shower I noticed I had no clothes set out. I popped my head out the door and when I was sure no one was around I ran to my room. When I entered the room I didn't even notice Miroku or InuYasha who were sitting on my bed with Sango. I pulled off my towel and started digging through my bag for some clothes.

"Umm… Kagome," Sango said with the red boys next to her.

I slowly looked up and blushed a scarlet red as I shot up and pulled clothes on to cover my body.

Miroku was smiling a little to cheesy and InuYasha was the red of a tomato. Sango was pulling Miroku out as InuYasha dashed to the door.

"Thanks for the view Kagome-chan," Miroku said his head still pecked through the door.

I glared daggers at him as InuYasha's clawed hand knocked him on the head and pulled him out.

I could still feel the blush on my face as I got dressed. I decided from the recent event that I would wear something baggy. I wore a big T-shirt that reached right above my knees and had Donald Mickey and Goofy on the front as little kids and had 'New York' underneath them. For my pants I wore tight light blue jeans with holes in the knees. If mom saw me now she'd have a heart attack.

Kagome-chan? Why did Miroku call me that? Stupid perverted monk.

As I walked out of the room my face felt on fire. InuYasha was also red but Miroku was smiling widly as Sango hit him in the head with her fist and eyes closed.

"So… maybe we could go somewhere," Sango said opening her eyes and looking up to me.

"Yeah… sure," I said and glanced at InuYasha who was now turning pink. Good, maybe he was calming down and forgot it. Ohh yeah… then the whole world's gonna forget. That will be the day.

He locked my eyes and looked away. I sighed as everyone walked out to Sango's car.

"So… where to my dear Sango," Miroku asked as his hands got a bit closer.

"Hands off of me," Sango growled as she closed her eyes and waited. Miroku's hand shot away and he smiled.

"Wow… meeting me again after 2 years and she still remembers me well… having dreams about me ehh Sango my dear," Miroku said with a grin.

Sango's eyes shot open as she pounded on his head in anger.   
"MIROKU ONE MORE WORD AND I'LL KILL YOU ON THE SPOT… AND IF I FEEL ONE MORE SLEEZY HAND ON ANY PART OF MY BODY IT WILL BE BROKEN OFF," Sango yelled still hitting him in the head.

InuYasha laughed and so did I. I hopped in the car as Sango stomped over and swung it open before hopping in and slamming it shut.

A now unconscious Miroku with goofy smiles plastered on his face was being helped over to the car by the laughing hanyou.

We drove off with a pissed Sango, an unconscious Miroku, a red InuYasha, and the laughing me.

When we got to our destination the smiling evil clown said to us, "Welcome to McDonalds, can I take your order?" It asked with a goofy laugh afterwards.

InuYasha blinked, "I don't want anything," he said.

"Same here," said a conscious Miroku.

"Not to hungry," I said looking at my stomach.

Sango blinked, "Okay.. suit yourselves," she said and shrugged before turning back to the waiting clown.

"Yeah.. I'll have 2 hamburgers with only ketchup and onions on it… a large fries… a large Pepsi… a corn dog… some onion rings… and a big Mac," she said. Everyone's eyes popped out of there sockets. Sango was sooooo skinny… and yet she ate sooooo much.

"Okay.. pull up to the window that will be 26.50 dollars," the clown said. Sango smiled as she pulled up the window and paid for her meal and took the tray.

The woman behind the glass was staring in shock as she handed Sango her order and grabbed the money.

She went and parked to eat in the car. Everyone watched as she chowed down on the meal deal.

"Okaaaaaaaaay," InuYasha said. I nodded and Miroku just stared.

A/n: okay.. gotta go.. just wanted to post another chappie before I go cruse around town with my friends and such… yes I have a life and its not always to fulfill your desires… wait… it is… never mind…

Ixy: She has to go now *glares at Hex/Kinchiata*

Kinchiata: *steals comp back and sighs* Stop using MY computer…

Ixy: *gets computer back and has bry hold her back* Helloooooo

People: *crikets*

Ixy: FINE! KINCHIATA TAKE THE DAWN COMPUTER BACK AND LETS GO!

Kinchiata: Thank you.. okay bye… or ja

EviL2: ha.. I was really mature at 11 to… I acted like I was 19 without thinking…

CardMistrss Sakura: His ears ARE cute aren't they… and there just in there because I can't get rid of them because I love them to much and he wouldn't be the same without them…

Kinkay-Vixen: I agree… my foster parents were total assholes… I hated them… and don't worry.. I also cried… I felt terrible… first my mother beat me then I was put with THEM! So why were you there if you don't mind my asking… don't answer if you don't want… just thought I'd ask because yeah… don't worry.. You don't have to answer.. cause I know how you feel.. it took me 6 months to even tell my friends I was in there… my FRIENDS! They kind of got suspicious when I wasn't home so they found out really… but yeah… yeah… my mom didn't have to take classes… see my mom and dad were divorced at the time… if you read my bio you could understand …. Yeah… but what did your mom and dad do so you were taken away in the first place? Wow this message was LONG… okay.. ja

Karen10: Umm… the kid thing? Electrocuted? I don't know what you're talking about? Please explain in next review…. Thanks for this on… and your right… THE TELETUBIES ARE SO CLOSE TO ATTACKING US I CAN FEEL IT ON THE BACK OF MY NECK!!!! Okay.. I'm WAY to chipper also.. okay… review again… ja okay… review again.. ja

Anime Crazy Girl: I watch YuYu Hakusho… Ranma ½ … Trigun… Fooly Cooly… Escaflowne… Rurioni Kenshin… Chobits… Yu-Gi-Oh (when I am bored out of my mind)…Gundam Wing (same as yugioh) Blue gender (I lost interest after they got together)…. Vampire Princess Miyu… .hack/sign… Evangeilon… Bubblegum Crisis… you name it… almost every anime…

lancer272spoot: Wow… now come to think of it your right… barney IS part of it… wow I over looked that… poor squirrels… I feel like an idiot accusing them….ohh and the furbys are in on it to…. another thing… I will NOT kill Kitsuka… she's not a rodent killer… the rodent stole her necklace and she bumped into me that way… why do you want her dead? She's gonna be in my story 'Child of Love' real soon and I will NOT kill her… it has something to do with Shippo… you'll see…Thanks for reviews… ja

Bruka-chan: I don't understand what your saying… whats wrong with my sentences…. I really don't get what your saying…. Copy paste? Wow… either I'm just WAY to blonde or you didn't say it to understand me…. Okay… thanks for the review… and if you have anymore questions just ask… ohh and include a note of WHY whatever it is your saying… okay.. ja

That one guy: Barney's in on it to… when do you think they'll attack? But your right… the furbys.. I never thought of that…. DIE FURBYS!thanks for the review.. ja

Keala: Ahem… excuse me? InuYasha is MY furture husband…. MINE! So back away you crazed rapid fangirl… wait.. I'm crazed to…. o.0…. besides the point…. thanks for the review… ja

Okay… again…. ja