A/N: This chapter is dedicated to Rebel-withoutaclue. Thanks for the support Rebel!
Definition: In case you may not know, Spam is a brand of canned ham. It's a cheap luncheon meat. It's not the same spam as the internet lingo. Just wanted to clear that up.
And now for something completely different…
Part III: It's…Sesshoumaru's Flying Circus
(Spam, spam, spam)
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It was a busy day at the café and a strange trio occupied a table. One of their number was a tall man with long silver hair, gold eyes and red and blue facial markings. He was dressed in demonic armor and has a fluffy white tail wrapped around his right shoulder. With this cold intimidating man was a cute little ten year old girl and an ugly green bug-eyed creature holding a grotesque staff. As out of place as this group may have seemed, no one spared them a second glance. The table of singing Vikings had already occasioned enough comment.
A waitress approached their table and presented the menu.
"There's egg and bacon; egg, sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg, bacon and spam; egg, bacon, sausage and spam; spam, egg, sausage, and spam; spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam; spam, sausage, spam, spam, bacon, spam, tomato and spam; spam, spam, spam, egg and spam; spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam."
Sesshoumaru, nauseated by the rather spamy menu asked, "Is there anything without spam?"
"Well, there's spam, egg, sausage and spam." the waitress replied after a moment's consideration, completely ignoring the first two items on the menu. "There's not much spam in that."
"But I don't want ANY spam!" Sesshoumaru clarified.
"Why don't you have egg, bacon, spam and sausage?" Rin asked.
"There's spam in that too!" Sesshoumaru was getting annoyed.
"It hasn't got as much spam in it as spam, egg, sausage and spam now has it?" Rin added.
Sesshoumaru turned back to the waitress. "Just make me egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam."
"Ewwwwwwwww!" she looked disgusted at the idea of no spam.
"What do you mean 'Eww'?" Sesshoumaru was now truly angry that a pathetic human mortal had questioned him. "I don't like spam!"
"Look," the waitress continued on, oblivious to the demonic red flash in his eyes, "you can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam."
"I DON'T LIKE SPAM!" Sesshoumaru's cold voice was laced with anger. Things were about to get messy.
"Now, now, Sesshoumaru-sama. Don't make a fuss." Rin cut in. "Jaken can eat your spam!" She addressed the waitress. "Make him egg, bacon, spam and sausage and I'll have the spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam, and spam."
Thanks to Rin's intervention the orders were settled in seconds and the irritating waitress left to get the food. Meanwhile Jaken loudly protested that it was unfair that an insolent human girl was allowed to speak for his lordship while he, Jaken, Sesshoumaru-sama's loyal servant, was not even allowed to order lunch. Sesshoumaru and Rin, used to such ranting, ignored him.
The food arrived. Sesshoumaru enjoyed the egg, bacon and sausage. Rin enjoyed the beans. They both enjoyed force-feeding the remaining spam to Jaken.
Ah………….wonderful spam………………
A/N: You didn't think I let Fluffy eat spam now did you? Hehehe
Next installment includes everyone's favourite Knights!