Disclaimer: i don't own YU-GI-OH and i never will. how ever, i do own this plot, my muses (you can have them, i don't
care about that) my box of Neko-o's, and my life size Joey doll! other than that, i own nothing
Neko Yasha: *pops knuckles and stretches* ok! here we go! another fic. *deep breath* i can do it. i can do it.
i can do it.
Hiei: no you can't!
Neko Yasha: *bursts into tears* you're right i can't!!!!!!
Chibi Kurama: *pats back* there there Neko-chan! don't cwy!
Neko Yasha: *sniffle* aaaw, you're so sweet! *hugz CK* any way, as i've said before, i'm starting a new
fic! and yes, it's yaoi. not like i write any thing else. the Main pairing is Seto/Joey and some Yami/yugi
and Ryou/Bakura. so there! and *drum roll* it's a chibi fic!!!! yay! i've been wanting to write one of these
for sooooooooooooo long! any way, in this fic, Seto hires Bakura to dress up as a magician
for mokuba's birthday, but things go alllll wrong when he accidently casts a spell and turns Joey
into a two month old chibi!hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! please R&R! here's chapter 1.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Seto's p.o.v)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i watched and scowled from my back porch as Mokuba's birthday guests grew bored of the
so-called party and began to head back towards their homes while Mokuba was practically on his knees
begging for them to stay. i had hired several people to entertain the children after deciding to throw a surprise
party, but they didn't seem to be too interested in the performing clowns, acrobats, and trained animals.
a low growl erupted from my throat as the performers, having lost their audience, also left the large
2 acre back yard, handing me my money one by one as they left. 'this sucks.' i said to my self. exactly
1 hour, and 47 minutes ago, i had thrown mokuba what was supposed to be the party of a life time.
as i said before, we hired practically an entire circus, even renting an elephant for the smaller children
to pet, ride, and feed as to get them to stick around, which in the end failed miserably. i failed him.
i even paid Yugi to set up a miniature dueling arena, but after he beat the children one by one, they eventually
figured he was unstoppable and grew sick of that as well. i even went so far as to dress Joey; whom i've been dating
for a while now; as the puppy he so seems to be for the guests to torture, but just like every other entertainment
sorce they grew tired of him as well. now Joey would hate me for humiliating him, Yugi would hate me for waisting his time,
and worst of all; mokuba would hate me for ruining his birthday. i sigh. there must be something i can do!
lets see, i had cake, presents, entertainers, games, and a puppy (hehe) what was missing? "a magician."
i turned around as i heard a muffled voice, meeting Bakura's smirking face as he proceeded to eat what was left
of the large chocolate cake. "What?" he smirked. "Every party has a magician. at least that's what Ryou said on
his birthday." slowly, an idea occured to me, and a large rather devious grin spread across my porclien like features.
"Bakura...." he looked up from his plate, lating out a simple hmm? through a mouth full of food. "why don't we take a walk
and you can tell me more about this 'magician'...." Bakura did as he was told, following me into the mansion.
'hmmm...it seems i'm going to have to make a quick call to the costume shop...'
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"Great Ra! i look rediculous!" came a muffled voice from behind the bathroom door. "I'm sure you look fine Bakura, now
come on out!" i had to bite my lip to keep from laughing as i pictured what Bakura would look like dressed in the dark
magician costume i had rented from the costume shop. 'this is gonna be great...' "I'm not coming out!" said bakura
as he poked his head through the bathroom door; giving me the dirtiest look i had ever seen. "I'm sure it's not that bad."
Bakura seemed to contenplate this, then finally deciding arguing was more trouble than it was worth, sighed in defeat and
stepped out of the bathroom. after catching sight of him, i couldn't help but snort, then forced my self to bite back my
laughter as he glared at me. "I told you! i look like bloody fool!" i snickered. "you don't look that bad..." i couldn't
lie. the sight in front of me was just too hillarious! there Bakura stood, clad in over-sized purple robes that trailed
down past his ankles, staff in hand, helment standing loosely on his head, slumping down into his face every so often.
i let out a giggle before placing a firm hand on Bakura's shoulder. "Come on. lets just get out side before every one else
leaves."
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once we were out side, i eagerly searched for guests and smiled as i saw most of our friends, 3 kids, i sniffling
mokuba and a pissed off looking Joey. quickly, i grabbed Bakura's arm and dragged him onto the porch, using it as an
artificial stage. not gaining any one's attention, i cleared my throat, beckoning for them to look up towards me.
once every one caught sight of Bakura, they instantly burst into giant fits of laughter. "Seto...what the hell?" Joey
asked before continuing his session of insane giggles and chuckles. I let out a hmph. "I'll have you know, i hired Bakura
to perform magic tricks for Mokuba's party! now shut up so he can start!" every one, with the exception of Yugi and Mokuba,
smirked and turned towards the porch, eager to see Bakura make a fool of him self. Bakura cleared his throat and began
looking aroun nervously, as if he didn't know where to begin or if he was trying to remember some of the previous tricks
he had seen the other party magician do. "Um...well, for my first trick..i'll, uh..pull a quarter out of some one's ear!"
quickly he looked around at the rather bored looking audience, searching for a victim of his false magic. spotting Ryou,
whom was trying his best to pay attention, he quickly ran behind him, and after taking a quarter out of his pocket, placed
it in his palm and made it appear as if he had pulled it from behind Ryou's pale ear. "Aha! you see that? you had a quarter
behind your ear Ryou!" Bakura began to sweat as he saw the unsatisfied looks on the young children's face, including
mokuba's. 'i have to come up with something quick!' he thought to him self. "uh...well, um...do you have any requests?"
he asked, a nervous smile spreading across his face. "You suck! you can't do magic!" i heard Zach, a young boy from
next door with a large gap in his teeth and freckly cheeks yell at Bakura, making him tense up before turning back to
the boy and giving him an evil grin. "What was that?" The boy smirked and stood up so that he was standing knee-high on
next to Bakura. "I said you suck! you're not a magician! you're just a big phony!" he said, spit flying from his teeth
as he spoke. soon all the children began to chant 'phony! phony!' while pointing and laughing at Bakura. i looked over at
Mokuba, who looked like he was about to cry from the embarrassment, then at Bakura who looked ready to kill. i only prayed
that he didn't decide to do just that. i couldn't protest though, as Bakura was soon screaming at the children whilst
his face turned cherry red with Anger making every one wince. "You wanna see magic you bunch of brats?! i'll give you
magic!" with that, Bakura drew out the millenium ring and began to chant in a language i was sure no one here
understood except for maybe Yami. soon the ring began to glow and soon a large beam of golden light shot out towards the
kid. luckily he ducked just in time, making me sigh in relief until i saw just who it was heading for. i gasped
as i saw the beam heading straight for my blonde puppy, who's guard had been down until it was too late.
the beam hit him straight in the chest, a giant cloud of smoke forming around his body. quickly, i rushed to his side,
waiting for the smoke to clear. once it did, i gasped yet again as i saw nothing but a pile of clothes lying on the soft
wet grass. Yugi, Mokuba and Ryou began to sob, whilst Tristan had to try his best to keep him self from killing Bakura,
with some help from Yami who was trying his best to hold him back. tears began to line my eyes as i realized that he was
gone, and it was all bakura's fault! him and his damn temper...i was about to let my anger over take me and proceed to
torture, mutilate and murder Bakura, until i saw a large lump under Joey's blue denim jacket wiggle about, searching for
an exit. i wasn't sure what it was, and part of me didn't want to find out, but in the end i figured that what ever it was
it had something to do with Joey's disappearing so slowly, ever so slowly, i lifted the jacket up just enough to see what
looked like a large ball of blonde hair. instantly, i thought of Joey's own wild blonde mane that i loved so much, and
quickly yanked the jacket off the ground, my eyes widening 3 times their normal size when i caught sight of the previously
hidden object. though what i saw isn't exactly what i expected. there, curled up on the ground laid a tiny chubby
baby, no older than a couple months old, just as naked as the day he was born blinking up at me tiredly with big brown
doe eyes. "Bakura...." i asked, never taking my eyes off of the small blonde baby. "Yes?" he asked nervously.
"You turned my boy friend into a baby!"
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Neko Yasha: well there you go. i know, the plot's a little weird...but oh well! i like it!
let me know if i should continue this or not. i'm not feeling too confident since my last story, which didn't turn out too
well. (not pain and pleasures of parent hood, a different one that i deleted)
CK: please Weview! PWEASE????!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: we don't care if you flame us! any feed back is good! just don't be too hard on us...
Neko Yasha: if i get good reviews, i should have the next chapter out by thursday, two days from now.
please R&R!
CK: bye bye!
care about that) my box of Neko-o's, and my life size Joey doll! other than that, i own nothing
Neko Yasha: *pops knuckles and stretches* ok! here we go! another fic. *deep breath* i can do it. i can do it.
i can do it.
Hiei: no you can't!
Neko Yasha: *bursts into tears* you're right i can't!!!!!!
Chibi Kurama: *pats back* there there Neko-chan! don't cwy!
Neko Yasha: *sniffle* aaaw, you're so sweet! *hugz CK* any way, as i've said before, i'm starting a new
fic! and yes, it's yaoi. not like i write any thing else. the Main pairing is Seto/Joey and some Yami/yugi
and Ryou/Bakura. so there! and *drum roll* it's a chibi fic!!!! yay! i've been wanting to write one of these
for sooooooooooooo long! any way, in this fic, Seto hires Bakura to dress up as a magician
for mokuba's birthday, but things go alllll wrong when he accidently casts a spell and turns Joey
into a two month old chibi!hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! please R&R! here's chapter 1.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(Seto's p.o.v)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
i watched and scowled from my back porch as Mokuba's birthday guests grew bored of the
so-called party and began to head back towards their homes while Mokuba was practically on his knees
begging for them to stay. i had hired several people to entertain the children after deciding to throw a surprise
party, but they didn't seem to be too interested in the performing clowns, acrobats, and trained animals.
a low growl erupted from my throat as the performers, having lost their audience, also left the large
2 acre back yard, handing me my money one by one as they left. 'this sucks.' i said to my self. exactly
1 hour, and 47 minutes ago, i had thrown mokuba what was supposed to be the party of a life time.
as i said before, we hired practically an entire circus, even renting an elephant for the smaller children
to pet, ride, and feed as to get them to stick around, which in the end failed miserably. i failed him.
i even paid Yugi to set up a miniature dueling arena, but after he beat the children one by one, they eventually
figured he was unstoppable and grew sick of that as well. i even went so far as to dress Joey; whom i've been dating
for a while now; as the puppy he so seems to be for the guests to torture, but just like every other entertainment
sorce they grew tired of him as well. now Joey would hate me for humiliating him, Yugi would hate me for waisting his time,
and worst of all; mokuba would hate me for ruining his birthday. i sigh. there must be something i can do!
lets see, i had cake, presents, entertainers, games, and a puppy (hehe) what was missing? "a magician."
i turned around as i heard a muffled voice, meeting Bakura's smirking face as he proceeded to eat what was left
of the large chocolate cake. "What?" he smirked. "Every party has a magician. at least that's what Ryou said on
his birthday." slowly, an idea occured to me, and a large rather devious grin spread across my porclien like features.
"Bakura...." he looked up from his plate, lating out a simple hmm? through a mouth full of food. "why don't we take a walk
and you can tell me more about this 'magician'...." Bakura did as he was told, following me into the mansion.
'hmmm...it seems i'm going to have to make a quick call to the costume shop...'
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Great Ra! i look rediculous!" came a muffled voice from behind the bathroom door. "I'm sure you look fine Bakura, now
come on out!" i had to bite my lip to keep from laughing as i pictured what Bakura would look like dressed in the dark
magician costume i had rented from the costume shop. 'this is gonna be great...' "I'm not coming out!" said bakura
as he poked his head through the bathroom door; giving me the dirtiest look i had ever seen. "I'm sure it's not that bad."
Bakura seemed to contenplate this, then finally deciding arguing was more trouble than it was worth, sighed in defeat and
stepped out of the bathroom. after catching sight of him, i couldn't help but snort, then forced my self to bite back my
laughter as he glared at me. "I told you! i look like bloody fool!" i snickered. "you don't look that bad..." i couldn't
lie. the sight in front of me was just too hillarious! there Bakura stood, clad in over-sized purple robes that trailed
down past his ankles, staff in hand, helment standing loosely on his head, slumping down into his face every so often.
i let out a giggle before placing a firm hand on Bakura's shoulder. "Come on. lets just get out side before every one else
leaves."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
once we were out side, i eagerly searched for guests and smiled as i saw most of our friends, 3 kids, i sniffling
mokuba and a pissed off looking Joey. quickly, i grabbed Bakura's arm and dragged him onto the porch, using it as an
artificial stage. not gaining any one's attention, i cleared my throat, beckoning for them to look up towards me.
once every one caught sight of Bakura, they instantly burst into giant fits of laughter. "Seto...what the hell?" Joey
asked before continuing his session of insane giggles and chuckles. I let out a hmph. "I'll have you know, i hired Bakura
to perform magic tricks for Mokuba's party! now shut up so he can start!" every one, with the exception of Yugi and Mokuba,
smirked and turned towards the porch, eager to see Bakura make a fool of him self. Bakura cleared his throat and began
looking aroun nervously, as if he didn't know where to begin or if he was trying to remember some of the previous tricks
he had seen the other party magician do. "Um...well, for my first trick..i'll, uh..pull a quarter out of some one's ear!"
quickly he looked around at the rather bored looking audience, searching for a victim of his false magic. spotting Ryou,
whom was trying his best to pay attention, he quickly ran behind him, and after taking a quarter out of his pocket, placed
it in his palm and made it appear as if he had pulled it from behind Ryou's pale ear. "Aha! you see that? you had a quarter
behind your ear Ryou!" Bakura began to sweat as he saw the unsatisfied looks on the young children's face, including
mokuba's. 'i have to come up with something quick!' he thought to him self. "uh...well, um...do you have any requests?"
he asked, a nervous smile spreading across his face. "You suck! you can't do magic!" i heard Zach, a young boy from
next door with a large gap in his teeth and freckly cheeks yell at Bakura, making him tense up before turning back to
the boy and giving him an evil grin. "What was that?" The boy smirked and stood up so that he was standing knee-high on
next to Bakura. "I said you suck! you're not a magician! you're just a big phony!" he said, spit flying from his teeth
as he spoke. soon all the children began to chant 'phony! phony!' while pointing and laughing at Bakura. i looked over at
Mokuba, who looked like he was about to cry from the embarrassment, then at Bakura who looked ready to kill. i only prayed
that he didn't decide to do just that. i couldn't protest though, as Bakura was soon screaming at the children whilst
his face turned cherry red with Anger making every one wince. "You wanna see magic you bunch of brats?! i'll give you
magic!" with that, Bakura drew out the millenium ring and began to chant in a language i was sure no one here
understood except for maybe Yami. soon the ring began to glow and soon a large beam of golden light shot out towards the
kid. luckily he ducked just in time, making me sigh in relief until i saw just who it was heading for. i gasped
as i saw the beam heading straight for my blonde puppy, who's guard had been down until it was too late.
the beam hit him straight in the chest, a giant cloud of smoke forming around his body. quickly, i rushed to his side,
waiting for the smoke to clear. once it did, i gasped yet again as i saw nothing but a pile of clothes lying on the soft
wet grass. Yugi, Mokuba and Ryou began to sob, whilst Tristan had to try his best to keep him self from killing Bakura,
with some help from Yami who was trying his best to hold him back. tears began to line my eyes as i realized that he was
gone, and it was all bakura's fault! him and his damn temper...i was about to let my anger over take me and proceed to
torture, mutilate and murder Bakura, until i saw a large lump under Joey's blue denim jacket wiggle about, searching for
an exit. i wasn't sure what it was, and part of me didn't want to find out, but in the end i figured that what ever it was
it had something to do with Joey's disappearing so slowly, ever so slowly, i lifted the jacket up just enough to see what
looked like a large ball of blonde hair. instantly, i thought of Joey's own wild blonde mane that i loved so much, and
quickly yanked the jacket off the ground, my eyes widening 3 times their normal size when i caught sight of the previously
hidden object. though what i saw isn't exactly what i expected. there, curled up on the ground laid a tiny chubby
baby, no older than a couple months old, just as naked as the day he was born blinking up at me tiredly with big brown
doe eyes. "Bakura...." i asked, never taking my eyes off of the small blonde baby. "Yes?" he asked nervously.
"You turned my boy friend into a baby!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Neko Yasha: well there you go. i know, the plot's a little weird...but oh well! i like it!
let me know if i should continue this or not. i'm not feeling too confident since my last story, which didn't turn out too
well. (not pain and pleasures of parent hood, a different one that i deleted)
CK: please Weview! PWEASE????!!!!!!!!!
Hiei: we don't care if you flame us! any feed back is good! just don't be too hard on us...
Neko Yasha: if i get good reviews, i should have the next chapter out by thursday, two days from now.
please R&R!
CK: bye bye!