Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN THEM!! O_O
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Yeah… this is when a nobody fic writer is on a sugar high that doesn't exist
and is desperate enough to get atleast ONE review from this… so yeah… call me
crazy but I SHALL RULE YOU ALL SOMEDAY!! _o *shakefist*
And yes… I am stupidly insane, because the pairing I'm gonna
do makes ABSOLUTELY no sense WHATSOEVER! O_O
Pairing of doom: Hollow Bastion/Sora!
… YES! I AM DOING THAT PAIRING! I HAVE NO CRAPPING IDEA WHY I'M DOING THIS, BUT
HERE YOU GO PEOPLES!
….
Yeah, I'm screwed up. XD
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One day, there was this boy who carried a big ass key called the Keyblade.
Well, this keyboy, and his deliriously high dog and duck that needs Anger
Management classes went off to save the worlds from the evil Heartless thingys!
Everything was going all hunky dory UNTIL… they reached a magical land on where
you must be able to jump a mere 15 feet up into the air each time to get to a
place called Hollow Bastion!
Well, Hollow Bastion was just minding it's own business when keyboy suddenly
materialized from the deep, dark depths of the swirly green vortex that makes
you all dizzy and shit and fall into the water… or so you think… until you
stand up and say "HEY! I'm walking on water!" Then you prance about happily
until a big… um… Thingy! Goes and wraps around your leg and drags you under the
walkity water where they force you to peel shoe boxes for the rest of your life
before the shoe boxes shapeshift into burritos and you can stack their Mexican
goodness and climb up and be FREE!!
… but enough of that…
So keyboy and the two unimportant people were aimlessly running about, jumping
over the rocks with perfect ease and while this was happening Hollow Bastion
was watching keyboy carefully… and it was all…
"Oh my gosh, he jumps so gracefully! OH MY GOSH! He landed perfectly! OH MY
GOSH AND STAR WARS EMUS! … I think I'm in nachoy goodness love!" Hollow Bastion
creaked happily, swinging back and forth and causing keyboy to fall off the
ledge!
"OH NO! I MUST SAVE HIM!" And flew out chunks of itself towards keyboy and
catching him. Keyboy blinked and smiled happily!
"These inanimate objects saved me!"
"NAY! I SAVED YOU!"
"Huh? Who is that??"
"I am HOLLOW BASTION! The world of this… world… thingy… BEANS!"
" OH MY GOSH! I HAVE FALLEN IN MONKEY LOVE WITH YOU!!" Keyboy screamed out,
hugging one of the floating rocks with happiness.
"But I must flee, Hollow Bastion! For my evil duties as keyboy must be met!
GOODBYE!" And Keyboy left through the swirly green thingy and Hollow Bastion
was sad… and daring… so he concluded that he SHALL follow keyboy!
And so, this huge ass world goes and follows this tiny gummi ship and Dog is
all like…
"Hey um er key boy of goodness! That there world is following us! Should… we
throw toilet paper at it?"
"NAY! It shall be a waste of time AND soft toilety paper
goodness!" Keyboy said and turned the Gummi Shippy around.
"HOLLOW BASTION! WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME SO??"
"IT IS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY INANIMATE GOODNESS!"
"OH HOLLOW BASTION!"
"OH KEYBOY!" And so the world smacked into the Gummi ship,
cracking it in half and sending them both towards Traverse Town. Traverse town
looked up and said.
"HOLLY SHIZMONKEYIT! GET AWAY!!" But alas, it was too late! For Hollow Bastion
crashed into Traverse Town!
"Keyboy…? KEYBOY!!"
"I am here Hollow Bastion!" Keyboy said, who was on Traverse Town's head.
"Oh! I was so worried, keyboy! Please! Let us marry and be together forever!!"
Hollow Bastion said, creaking closer.
"Oh yes! YES HOLLOW BASTION!" Keyboy ran up and hugged the large rock while
duck and dog just stood there…
And then they got Married! Sexy Ansem was Preacher guy while Red haired guy
from KH2 was flower girl! And they lived happily together and had 6 wonderful
children!
THE END!!
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… Do NOT ask. XD