*A/N: inspired completely by idiotic IMs- spell checker was not used, seeing as how this only took me six minutes to complete and i want to waste NO MORE time on this!
...
well, maybe just another chappie? *giggles insanely*
*NOTES*
this class is so boring! i didn't think it could ever be THIS boring- but, look, it is! amazing! Harry, i'm so bored!!! very very very very bored... so, what's up with you?
-Ron
geez, Ron! you bored or what? yes, that WAS sarcasim! no, it wasn't that funny... 'mione's glaring at me! EEK! i think she's about to- yep, she is!
-Harry
would you two STOP writing notes during class?! honestly! Binns is going to spot you!
-Hermione
re-lax 'Mione! and no he won't, he's too preocupied with his blackboard! anyways, back to matters more pressing... i'm sooo bored! sooooooooo bored!
-Ron
Ron, shuddup already... how about we play hang man again? er, nah- nevermind! last time we did that you got so excited that you won that you started hooting in class!
i dunno, what do you guys wanna do?
-Harry
dear dear Harry, let us fathom the complexities of the world! starting with...?
-Ron
'why did the chicken cross the road'?
-Harry
how about, 'why did the two idiots not stop passing notes'?
-Hermione
because the bitch was getting annoyed?
-Ron
Ron...
-Hermione
Hermione...
-Ron
*rolls eyes*
-Harry
*rolls eyes too*
-Ron
nitwits.
-Hermione
alright, i have it! lets pass around the question and see who all will awnser?
-Harry
what question?
-Ron
honestly Ron, read back some! and no Harry! i'm sure some of our fellow classmates wish to actually LEARN something today! you two really ARE such trouble makers! i really don't know WHY i occupy myself with you two sometimes...
-Hermione
O.o
did you write all that in one breath?
-Ron
shut up.
-Hermione
you know you love us!
-Harry
i plead the fifth.
-Hermione
whatever.
-Ron
just pass your damn note already!
-Hermione
YES!
-Ron
okay, i'll tear off a piece of paper and we'll send it around, kay?
-Harry
KAY!
-Ron
whatever.
-Hermione
(hurried scribbling can be heard)
alright! now all we have to do is wait for everyone to awnser!
-Harry
waiting!
-Ron
(ten minutes go by as the note is passed around the class, many individuals not even looking- down the rows and then back again for everyone to read the awesners)
(the note:)
'WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD'? write your opinion below!
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please...
-Seamus
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him down!
-Lee
I missed one?
-Colonel Sanders
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
-Parvati and Padma
Because the chicken was gay! isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other side. thats what "they" call it: the "other side". Yes, my friends the chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too!
-yer mumma
What Chicken?
-Neville
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road".
And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
BUTTER BEAR FOR ALL!
-Jesus
(end of note)
well, THAT was interesting!
-Ron
this room is obviously FULL of idiots...
-Hermione
nap time.
-Harry
fin.
(or is it?!)
yea, probably...
(but then again!)
still yea...
(shut up.)
*A/N: fic is so short and plotless but forgive and review anyways!
Ciao!
Harry: who's Ciao?
Twisted: it's french, dear.
Harry: well, aren't you american? speak american!
Twisted: er...
Ron: oh! is Fleur here?!!! O.O
Hermione: don't you think this has gone on long enough, mizz Twisted?
Twisted: hmm, yes, i believe so... put them back in their cages please Hermione...
Harry: wha- ?!!
Ron: eh???!!!
Hermione: *smiles wickedly and takes out the whip* c'mon boys!
Twisted: YEE-HAW!
...
well, maybe just another chappie? *giggles insanely*
*NOTES*
this class is so boring! i didn't think it could ever be THIS boring- but, look, it is! amazing! Harry, i'm so bored!!! very very very very bored... so, what's up with you?
-Ron
geez, Ron! you bored or what? yes, that WAS sarcasim! no, it wasn't that funny... 'mione's glaring at me! EEK! i think she's about to- yep, she is!
-Harry
would you two STOP writing notes during class?! honestly! Binns is going to spot you!
-Hermione
re-lax 'Mione! and no he won't, he's too preocupied with his blackboard! anyways, back to matters more pressing... i'm sooo bored! sooooooooo bored!
-Ron
Ron, shuddup already... how about we play hang man again? er, nah- nevermind! last time we did that you got so excited that you won that you started hooting in class!
i dunno, what do you guys wanna do?
-Harry
dear dear Harry, let us fathom the complexities of the world! starting with...?
-Ron
'why did the chicken cross the road'?
-Harry
how about, 'why did the two idiots not stop passing notes'?
-Hermione
because the bitch was getting annoyed?
-Ron
Ron...
-Hermione
Hermione...
-Ron
*rolls eyes*
-Harry
*rolls eyes too*
-Ron
nitwits.
-Hermione
alright, i have it! lets pass around the question and see who all will awnser?
-Harry
what question?
-Ron
honestly Ron, read back some! and no Harry! i'm sure some of our fellow classmates wish to actually LEARN something today! you two really ARE such trouble makers! i really don't know WHY i occupy myself with you two sometimes...
-Hermione
O.o
did you write all that in one breath?
-Ron
shut up.
-Hermione
you know you love us!
-Harry
i plead the fifth.
-Hermione
whatever.
-Ron
just pass your damn note already!
-Hermione
YES!
-Ron
okay, i'll tear off a piece of paper and we'll send it around, kay?
-Harry
KAY!
-Ron
whatever.
-Hermione
(hurried scribbling can be heard)
alright! now all we have to do is wait for everyone to awnser!
-Harry
waiting!
-Ron
(ten minutes go by as the note is passed around the class, many individuals not even looking- down the rows and then back again for everyone to read the awesners)
(the note:)
'WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD'? write your opinion below!
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please...
-Seamus
The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chicken crossed the "black man" in order to trample him down!
-Lee
I missed one?
-Colonel Sanders
Give us five minutes with the chicken and we'll find out.
-Parvati and Padma
Because the chicken was gay! isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the other side. thats what "they" call it: the "other side". Yes, my friends the chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too!
-yer mumma
What Chicken?
-Neville
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
"Thou shalt cross the road".
And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
BUTTER BEAR FOR ALL!
-Jesus
(end of note)
well, THAT was interesting!
-Ron
this room is obviously FULL of idiots...
-Hermione
nap time.
-Harry
fin.
(or is it?!)
yea, probably...
(but then again!)
still yea...
(shut up.)
*A/N: fic is so short and plotless but forgive and review anyways!
Ciao!
Harry: who's Ciao?
Twisted: it's french, dear.
Harry: well, aren't you american? speak american!
Twisted: er...
Ron: oh! is Fleur here?!!! O.O
Hermione: don't you think this has gone on long enough, mizz Twisted?
Twisted: hmm, yes, i believe so... put them back in their cages please Hermione...
Harry: wha- ?!!
Ron: eh???!!!
Hermione: *smiles wickedly and takes out the whip* c'mon boys!
Twisted: YEE-HAW!