Neko yasha: hey every one! i am soooo sorry it took me so long to up-date!
Hiei: she's been really lazy
CK: yup.
Neko Yasha: hey, updating is a big pain in the ass! but, i'm happy to say that we have a good excuse.
CK: we' gonna be movin' soon!!!!!
Hiei: yeah! the only bad part is we won't have cable tv or a phone for a couple days, which sadly means no
internet. -_-
CK: "O_O" NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neko Yasha: it's ok *hugs CK* we'll find some way to get through this. there's always internet explorer!
doesn't need a phone or cable line.
Hiei: yeah, but internet explorer really sucks.
Neko Yasha: yeah, but it's better than nothing. any way, here's chapter 6
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(seto's P.O.V)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'this sucks' i thought to my self as i carried Joey up stairs to get some stuff packed before we
left. 'how the hell am i gonna make up for all the work i'll have to miss?' there i go again. always
thinking about work. that's seto kaiba for ya. 'oh well. i guess the company'll just have to work with out me.'
ha! yeah right. just as soon as i leave kaiba corp.'ll become the new hot spot for the best parties.
'i'll just have to make a note to fire every one when i get back.' once we had came to my room, i quickly
ran inside and locked the door to gain a little time to my self, and joey before we had to go catch the plane.
Joey squirmed in my grip, eager to get out of my arms. he didn't seem to like being held. or at least not by me.
so i gave into his persistant whining and set him in his walker, which he had not quite grown big enough to actually
walk in yet, and he obviously hated every minute of it as he kicked his chubby short legs, trying but failing
to reach the ground. eventually, he got bored and begn playing with a shiny plastic toy that was attatched to
the walker. 'thank heaven for his short attention span.' now that Joey was content playing with his toy, i popped
a pacifier in his mouth and began packing some of our clothes, both Joey's baby clothes and his regular jeans and T-shirt.
i figured he'd need something to wear once he got back to normal. him running around naked as a baby is one thing, but
i think we might get into some trouble if any one saw him in his normal body with out clothes. 'not that i would mind..NO!
bad kaiba! no perverted thoughts for you.' i quickly reminded my self that at the moment he was a baby, so i wouldn't
feel right fantasizing about him now. obviously Joey seemed to agree, as i felt something hit me in the back of the head,
then discovered a discarded slobber covered binky on the floor. "this is going to ruin your teeth." i claimed as i handed
it to him, watching as he eagerly took it into his mouth and began sucking. i soon remembered my packing, and continued
to fold and stuff clothes into my large black suit case. once i was finally done, i grabbed Joey's diaper bag and headed
out the door, but before i could reach it, the door reached me, knocking me in the head and sending me flying back a few
feet. "what the hell?!" once my vision had cleared, i looked up to see none other than Malik and marik, standing above
me, each taking turns poking me in the head where i had been hit. "oooo that's gonna leave a nasty bump kaaaaiba-boy!"
Malik and Marik began giggling in unison (A/N: think evil giggle here people. come on, marik doesn't giggle!)as they each
held up a half empty bottle of Sake. "hehehehe! you're gonna look like papa smirf with that huge blue bruise on your head!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Marik screamed as he stuck out his hands and pretended to fly across my room. "what the hell are
you two doing here?" Marik stopped in mid-flight, as well as Malik, whom had joined him not long after his 'take-off'.
"come to think of it, i don't know! we were just walking down the street and decided to visit you!" "well, you picked
a bad time. we're getting ready to leave and we won't be back for at least a week." obviously they didn't catch the hint
to leave as they each ran over to Joey and began to examine him suspiciously. "who's the kid Kaiba-boy?" Malik asked
cheerfully as he lifted Joey's eye lid and shined a small pocket flash light in his honey brown eyes, making him wince and
attempt to cover his face. "He's cuuuuuuute!" screamed Marik as he lifted Joey from his walker, put him on his shoulders
and pranced around the room, making the tiny toddler giggle uncontrollably. "hey!" i quickly pulled Joey off Marik's
shoulders and cradled him to my chest. "you might hurt him!" much to my surprise, Joey began to scream, kick and squirm
against my chest, making me wince and practically throw him to Malik. "see? he liked it kaiba-boy!" he said, as he began
to throw Joey up in the air and catch him, making his eyes go wide with laughter. i let out a hmmph and grabbed the suit
cases then gestured for Malik and Marik to follow. "now, for the next week or so, we're going to egypt and we need to find
something for Joey...Joey's cousin." "it's ok kaiba-boy! we already know about Joe-Joe!!!!!!!!" Malik cried out happily.
"you do?! who told you?!" "Bakura" they both announced in unison. "....fine. but keep it to your selves! now, seeing as you
two are both egyptians, it might be helpful if you come along." both Malik and Marik's lavender eyes light up as i invited
them on this little 'vacation' so just by looking at them i could tell what their answer would be. so i wasn't surprised
when they joined hands and began dancing around my living room, making me sigh and mentally slap my self. i should've
seen this coming. "we get to go to egypt! we get to go to egypt! we get to go to egyyyyyyyyyyyyypt!!!!!!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(else where)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"yes...yes, you heard me right!....no...no, listen! now pay attention!" silence as the large man listened to the person
speak on the white hotel telephone. "no! now listen up ass hole! you don't want to mess with me! i have friends in VERY
high places. now, pay very close attention. ima gonna make you's an offa' you can't refuse. either give me extra
pepperoni on my pizza..or DIE!" screamed the man as he slammed the phone on the reciever, causing his large furry eye brow
to twitch as he did so. (A/N: ever seen the eye brow man from FLCL? well that's him.) "hmm...now on to more important
matters *twitch* i need this potion. " "what for sir?" asked the young blonde tan girl standing beside him. (A/N: yes,
the soldier girl person from FLCL) "that's such a stupid question. not only will this potion reverse even the most powerful
spells in existance, it's also the stickiest glue on the face of the planet! ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!" "what would you need
glue for sir?" the young girl asked, curiosity evident in her voice. "to keep my eye brows on. *twitch* also it's rather
good on pizza." the girl sighed as the door bell rang, then went to speak to whom ever was on the other side of the white
hotel door, who turned out to be the pizza man, as expected. "PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~( Seto's P.O.V, again)~~~~~~~~~~~~
hours later, we sat in the plane we had barely caught, first class of course, preparing for take off. Malik and marik sat
behind Joey and i, Bakura and Ryou behind them, Yami and yugi behind them, and Tristan sat beside me, holding the sleeping
baby in his arms as he watched in deep fascination as an under wear commercial came on the large tv, a little drool
escaping his mouth. what made this really ironic was that it was a boxers and breif's commercial, so, naturally, all the
models were men. i sighed and buckled my seat belt as instructed as we prepared for take off.
~~~~~~~~~~~~(TBC)~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiei: she's been really lazy
CK: yup.
Neko Yasha: hey, updating is a big pain in the ass! but, i'm happy to say that we have a good excuse.
CK: we' gonna be movin' soon!!!!!
Hiei: yeah! the only bad part is we won't have cable tv or a phone for a couple days, which sadly means no
internet. -_-
CK: "O_O" NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neko Yasha: it's ok *hugs CK* we'll find some way to get through this. there's always internet explorer!
doesn't need a phone or cable line.
Hiei: yeah, but internet explorer really sucks.
Neko Yasha: yeah, but it's better than nothing. any way, here's chapter 6
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(seto's P.O.V)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
'this sucks' i thought to my self as i carried Joey up stairs to get some stuff packed before we
left. 'how the hell am i gonna make up for all the work i'll have to miss?' there i go again. always
thinking about work. that's seto kaiba for ya. 'oh well. i guess the company'll just have to work with out me.'
ha! yeah right. just as soon as i leave kaiba corp.'ll become the new hot spot for the best parties.
'i'll just have to make a note to fire every one when i get back.' once we had came to my room, i quickly
ran inside and locked the door to gain a little time to my self, and joey before we had to go catch the plane.
Joey squirmed in my grip, eager to get out of my arms. he didn't seem to like being held. or at least not by me.
so i gave into his persistant whining and set him in his walker, which he had not quite grown big enough to actually
walk in yet, and he obviously hated every minute of it as he kicked his chubby short legs, trying but failing
to reach the ground. eventually, he got bored and begn playing with a shiny plastic toy that was attatched to
the walker. 'thank heaven for his short attention span.' now that Joey was content playing with his toy, i popped
a pacifier in his mouth and began packing some of our clothes, both Joey's baby clothes and his regular jeans and T-shirt.
i figured he'd need something to wear once he got back to normal. him running around naked as a baby is one thing, but
i think we might get into some trouble if any one saw him in his normal body with out clothes. 'not that i would mind..NO!
bad kaiba! no perverted thoughts for you.' i quickly reminded my self that at the moment he was a baby, so i wouldn't
feel right fantasizing about him now. obviously Joey seemed to agree, as i felt something hit me in the back of the head,
then discovered a discarded slobber covered binky on the floor. "this is going to ruin your teeth." i claimed as i handed
it to him, watching as he eagerly took it into his mouth and began sucking. i soon remembered my packing, and continued
to fold and stuff clothes into my large black suit case. once i was finally done, i grabbed Joey's diaper bag and headed
out the door, but before i could reach it, the door reached me, knocking me in the head and sending me flying back a few
feet. "what the hell?!" once my vision had cleared, i looked up to see none other than Malik and marik, standing above
me, each taking turns poking me in the head where i had been hit. "oooo that's gonna leave a nasty bump kaaaaiba-boy!"
Malik and Marik began giggling in unison (A/N: think evil giggle here people. come on, marik doesn't giggle!)as they each
held up a half empty bottle of Sake. "hehehehe! you're gonna look like papa smirf with that huge blue bruise on your head!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Marik screamed as he stuck out his hands and pretended to fly across my room. "what the hell are
you two doing here?" Marik stopped in mid-flight, as well as Malik, whom had joined him not long after his 'take-off'.
"come to think of it, i don't know! we were just walking down the street and decided to visit you!" "well, you picked
a bad time. we're getting ready to leave and we won't be back for at least a week." obviously they didn't catch the hint
to leave as they each ran over to Joey and began to examine him suspiciously. "who's the kid Kaiba-boy?" Malik asked
cheerfully as he lifted Joey's eye lid and shined a small pocket flash light in his honey brown eyes, making him wince and
attempt to cover his face. "He's cuuuuuuute!" screamed Marik as he lifted Joey from his walker, put him on his shoulders
and pranced around the room, making the tiny toddler giggle uncontrollably. "hey!" i quickly pulled Joey off Marik's
shoulders and cradled him to my chest. "you might hurt him!" much to my surprise, Joey began to scream, kick and squirm
against my chest, making me wince and practically throw him to Malik. "see? he liked it kaiba-boy!" he said, as he began
to throw Joey up in the air and catch him, making his eyes go wide with laughter. i let out a hmmph and grabbed the suit
cases then gestured for Malik and Marik to follow. "now, for the next week or so, we're going to egypt and we need to find
something for Joey...Joey's cousin." "it's ok kaiba-boy! we already know about Joe-Joe!!!!!!!!" Malik cried out happily.
"you do?! who told you?!" "Bakura" they both announced in unison. "....fine. but keep it to your selves! now, seeing as you
two are both egyptians, it might be helpful if you come along." both Malik and Marik's lavender eyes light up as i invited
them on this little 'vacation' so just by looking at them i could tell what their answer would be. so i wasn't surprised
when they joined hands and began dancing around my living room, making me sigh and mentally slap my self. i should've
seen this coming. "we get to go to egypt! we get to go to egypt! we get to go to egyyyyyyyyyyyyypt!!!!!!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(else where)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"yes...yes, you heard me right!....no...no, listen! now pay attention!" silence as the large man listened to the person
speak on the white hotel telephone. "no! now listen up ass hole! you don't want to mess with me! i have friends in VERY
high places. now, pay very close attention. ima gonna make you's an offa' you can't refuse. either give me extra
pepperoni on my pizza..or DIE!" screamed the man as he slammed the phone on the reciever, causing his large furry eye brow
to twitch as he did so. (A/N: ever seen the eye brow man from FLCL? well that's him.) "hmm...now on to more important
matters *twitch* i need this potion. " "what for sir?" asked the young blonde tan girl standing beside him. (A/N: yes,
the soldier girl person from FLCL) "that's such a stupid question. not only will this potion reverse even the most powerful
spells in existance, it's also the stickiest glue on the face of the planet! ahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!" "what would you need
glue for sir?" the young girl asked, curiosity evident in her voice. "to keep my eye brows on. *twitch* also it's rather
good on pizza." the girl sighed as the door bell rang, then went to speak to whom ever was on the other side of the white
hotel door, who turned out to be the pizza man, as expected. "PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~( Seto's P.O.V, again)~~~~~~~~~~~~
hours later, we sat in the plane we had barely caught, first class of course, preparing for take off. Malik and marik sat
behind Joey and i, Bakura and Ryou behind them, Yami and yugi behind them, and Tristan sat beside me, holding the sleeping
baby in his arms as he watched in deep fascination as an under wear commercial came on the large tv, a little drool
escaping his mouth. what made this really ironic was that it was a boxers and breif's commercial, so, naturally, all the
models were men. i sighed and buckled my seat belt as instructed as we prepared for take off.
~~~~~~~~~~~~(TBC)~~~~~~~~~~~~~