*A/N: since Ron is sitting to Harry's left and Hermione to Harry's right, and since Seamus is closest to Ron, he gets the survey first! TA DA! see? there is SOME reason to my madness...

NOW REVIEW!!!

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~general-

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name: RON WEASELY

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age: 16

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sex: MALE

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preffered sex: OF THE FEMALE VARIETY

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any pets: PIG(WIDGEON)- ANYONE NEED AN OWL?

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any hobbies: GRYFFINDOR KEEPER

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any crushes: NO!!!

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any enemies: ALL SLYTHERINS!!! BURN, BITCHES!!!

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favorite subject: NO CLASS IS A GOOD CLASS!

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least favorite (not potions): DIVININATION- STUPID COW.

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favorite color: RED

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~sex-

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who's your crush? DAMMIT, I DON'T HAVE ONE!

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who do you want to see together? .... I DUNNO...

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who do you NOT want to see together? ANYONE WITH MALFOY! THAT'S BESTALITY!!!

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who's your daddy? ...?

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are you gay? ... NO.

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are you sure? YES!

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would you sleep with the person next to you? THAT WOULD BE HARRY- HELL NO!!!!

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~misc-

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why do psychics have to ask you for your name and credit card number? BECAUSE THEY'RE STUPID!

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if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? RED?

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who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk? WHAT'S A HARD DISK?

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what happens if you get scared half to death twice? UM, YOU SEE A GRIM AND DIE?

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if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? WHO'S BARBIE?

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do you like cheese? YES

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how do you feel about house elves? THEY'RE ALRIGHT- GOOD FOR SNEAKING YOU INTO THE KITCHENS! DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT'S FOR DINNER TONITE?

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how do you feel about Dark Lords? THEY'RE BAD.

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how do you feel about surveys? ....

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do i seem fat to you? SEAMUS OR DEAN?

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how's my hair? ....?

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those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

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*Ron shrugs off the last comment and passes the parchment to Harry*